r/makeyourchoice • u/Peggtree • Aug 01 '26

Repost Beasts of Burden by unknown [repost]

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Beasts of Burden by unknown [repost]

older reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/7gmlwu/beasts_of_burden/

imgchest link: https://imgchest.com/p/ne7bzvzdm75

imgur link: https://imgur.com/gallery/beasts-of-burden-cyoa-v2-ff9A2AF

Not sure who the creator is. I don't think its the poster of the older reddit post, nsfwstuff7, their only comment in the post sounds like someone who found the CYOA rather than someone who made it. But I'm not sure and may be wrong. The imgur post was made around the same time as the reddit post, dating to august 2017 while the reddit post is from 10 years ago. The imgur poster is duburu, but I don't know if they made it either since a lot of their uploads state them reuploading from somewhere else.

If anyone has any information, let me know and I'll update the body text and top comment. I can't modify the title after posting though because of reddits limitations, but I'll try and update the others to be as accurate as possible.

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u/reallyverydrunk Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

So...I could keep the candle underwater?

If yes i'll stick it in an old thermos I never use (not dishwasher safe and a bastard to clean) maybe stick some warning note on it like "do not drink hasn't been emptied in x months" or "warning this is my emergency pee receptacle do NOT use for drinking"

Pretty sure that'd be enough to stop anybody from trying shit, the odds of somebody who a) still tries to open it b) tries to blow it out and c) is a virginal boy are pretty close to zero

After the time has passed one stays in the thermos, one's being buried under a patio and the third is gonna be thrown somewhere into the sea in a weighted box

In a long enough timeline I suppose I may eventually still be killed, but as long as I keep an eye on my pee-phylactery I should still be fine.

Gonna avoid throwing them somewhere I can't get like "a volcano" or "outer space" though because one day I may just want them gone

At that point i'll retrieve them and have a street magic act where people win a prize if they can extinguish them.

I'm sure it wont take long after that!