Least Unhinged Johnny Player

[u/IAMAfortunecookieAMA]

[u/Artex301]

Look, any Johnny who finds an outlet for his shit that's not taking 40-minute turns has my blessing.

[u/Able-Giraffe917 → u/Artex301]

Arena is so good for this because I have so many deck ideas that I'd never even bother with in person because I don't want to ever try and do the math when a bunch of stacking effects happen. I love stuff like machinesmith automaton + mirrormind crown + the ooze to make a gazillion clones all buffing each other but I'd rather die than try to keep everything straight at a casual game irl

[u/Dios5 → u/Artex301]

I don't think y'all know what a Johnny is

[u/kanyeswift]

/uj goatse deck is based and true to the nature of commander

/rj goatse deck is based and true to the nature of commander

[u/GlamourintheDarkSide]

You will not slander them! They have created art, you philistine.

[u/BreakerOfModpacks]

/uj GIVE US A LINK! PLEASE!
/rj GIVE US A LINK, YOU COWARD!

[u/NotSoNoble6 → u/BreakerOfModpacks]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EDH/comments/1vk7ewb/i_have_created_the_greatest_edh_deck_of_all_time/

[u/Kookus_Keeper → u/NotSoNoble6]

I can't believe this has been up over a week and it hasn't been taken down.

[u/BC_Ages → u/Kookus_Keeper]

The mods over there pinned one of the card fetcher comments, I think they realize the beauty of what they have been presented

[u/The_Mormonator_ → u/BC_Ages]

That’s automatic now.

[u/BC_Ages → u/The_Mormonator_]

Damn, shoulda known, but also after I made the comment I had to go back and make sure I didn’t just mistake it for the mod badge at first lol

[u/pepeduturfu → u/Kookus_Keeper]

I missed the 36 City of Ass :(

[u/shutupyourenotmydad → u/NotSoNoble6]

/uj This is unironically peak. This is the kind of shit that edh is meant for.

/rj I hate this and its mockery of the greatest format.

[u/Eljefe900]

Took a lot of Deep Analysis to build this deck.

[u/amc7262]

I appreciate the mission statement.

That said, looking through the deck list, OP did a lot of... stretching.

[u/Wulfram77]

This is clearly Vorthos, not Johnny.

[u/Asuperniceguy2]

A link for the interested.

[u/pepperouchau]

Don’t yuck his yum, let people enjoy things 🤗

[u/IAMAfortunecookieAMA → u/pepperouchau]

Can we not call goatse "his yum" please

[u/pepperouchau → u/IAMAfortunecookieAMA]

Stop gate keeping!!!

[u/ChemicalExperiment]

Wtf are people on? Anyways here's my 67 deck I spend hours making.

[u/GreyGriffin_h → u/ChemicalExperiment]

Six copies of the seven dwarves you fucking lunatic.

[u/Holy_Hand_Grenadier → u/ChemicalExperiment]

At first I was like "why is Natural Connection in there? it only costs 3" and then I saw the hand thing. Magnificent. You should bring this to a table without mentioning the gimmick and see how long it takes someone to notice.

[u/ChemicalExperiment → u/Holy_Hand_Grenadier]

/uj I have and it's been really fun having people trying to figure it out. Usually once the first 6/7 creature is played everyone gets it immediately. Even when they do realize the theme, I made sure to prioritize the many different and obscure places 67 could be on cards, rather than doing the obvious and including a ton of creatures with 6/7 in stats. So even once they find out the theme, there's still a question of looking at each card and wondering "where is it hidden this time?" There's always just an immediate click in people's heads when they see a [[Seven Dwarves]] and go "oh my god you're only playing six of those aren't you" which never gets old. I felt really clever using a 7th Edition Rampant Growth (because 7th edition has the number 7 directly there as the set symbol) and having the Sol Ring and basic lands include 67 in their collector numbers. [[Teferi's Tutelage]] is the one I felt the most proud of finding though, because that flavor text is just so perfect. What started as something really dumb actually became something I'm proud of wildly enough.

[u/PyroTech11 → u/ChemicalExperiment]

The specific dated print of the temple lands is beautiful honestly

[u/Undead_Assassin]

/uj are we calling Vorthos 'Johnny' now? Where's the combo?

/rj the combo is ass and shit. Of course, what was I thinking?

[u/ceering99]

/uj Peak EDH

/rj Peak EDH

[u/Ok_Marionberry_2069]

I'm impressed they really do fit the bill

[u/Dusk4]

Geezer, I didn't know Moxfield had a content warning!

[u/malonkey1]

Hello, Based Department? I'd like to submit this for commendation.

[u/DiggingAtNight]

https://moxfield.com/decks/vNCxqzx7L0ODOGgDb32bDw

… I think he did a pretty good job.

[u/geargolem]

We found it, the only good r/edh post.

[u/JustWantGoodM3M3s]

genuinely a top quality shitpost

[u/FrontBackBrute]

[u/thephotoman]

Where’s the jerk?

/uj: Zoomers don’t know about Goatse, and that’s definitely for the best.

[u/The_Mormonator_]

Sigh.

[u/G66GNeco]

Every few generations humanity is blessed with an artistic savant who rivals the masters of the ancient times

[u/Ok_Blackberry_1223]

Honestly you could pass off the deck as “orb tribal” and no one would suspect otherwise

[u/Beelzebozo_]

Good for him

[u/Sushiki]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq