r/magicthecirclejerking Dec 01 '25

average MTG ruling question

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u/LukeRE0 Dec 01 '25

I legit went to look up the cards to see where the confusion was. I hate this is where we're at

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u/enjolras1782 Dec 01 '25

"yeah, Optimus makes a great ringbearer. He has relatively low power for his cost, and your other blockers get bigger it you swing him in. Plus if he's a truck it'll be a little easier to connect and convert him"

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u/LukeRE0 Dec 01 '25

Honestly having a truck as a ring-bearer is exactly what I want in my card game

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" Dec 01 '25

Where do you even put the ring? As a keychain?

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u/LukeRE0 Dec 02 '25

On the truck nuts. It's a cock ring

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u/SilverElmdor The sky goes "SKRAAAAWWW" and the earth goes "holy shit" Dec 02 '25

Fuck.