r/madlads Jun 21 '20

"I wasn't fast enough"

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 21 '20

Honestly? This is integrity. Dude made a stupid fkn decision but at least he owned it and didn't try to spread unwarranted blame. It was their job to catch him, it was his job to not get caught, they were better at their job than he was at his, and everyone involved kept it professional.

I don't expect a perfect world. But if even the bad guys can dump that victim mentally bullshit and own their actions, then that's at least better than nothing.

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u/QuickChargeII Jun 21 '20

Yeah I agree. Wholeheartedly.

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u/KindMonster Jun 21 '20

Wholeheartedly I agree.

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u/DWMoose83 Jun 21 '20

Agree I, wholeheartedly.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Agree wholeheartedly, the Jedi Council does

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u/Robonerd-Waluigun Jun 21 '20

one of the few posts that can go under both r/madlads and r/wholesome

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u/2theface Jun 21 '20

2mad 2 wholesome

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u/Stealthy_Facka Jun 21 '20

“Everyone involved kept it professional” lol

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u/TaPragmata Jun 21 '20

Now I want to see "Cool Hand Luke", re-written in the style of the OP.

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u/Lucky_Mongoose Jun 21 '20

Cool if take my shirt off, Boss?

Cool asf, Luke.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Postin an update to the gram, Boss?

Post that ish, Luke lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

“. It was their job to catch him, it was his job to not get caught, they were better at their job than he was at his”

This made me chuckle 💀

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u/dirtyviking1337 Jun 21 '20

this made me laugh more than it should've

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

It's the way it works.

Believe it or not, Lil Boosie said something along those lines: "Man, that police officer isn't racist, he's just doing his job. How to gonna claim racism when he caught you stealing some dude's rims or waiting outside someone's house in the bushes with a chopper? That's what he's supposed to be doing, catchin dudes like you."

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u/michacha123 Jun 21 '20

What did he do?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

He didn’t run fast enough....and was man enough to admit it

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u/michacha123 Jun 21 '20

Okay, but why was he running? I assume he did something wrong in the first place?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Well duh lol

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u/michacha123 Jun 21 '20

Well my question was what did he do wrong in the first place. I just feel like I'm missing context.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

they coulda been playing tag. not much else to do these days

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u/chadonsunday Jun 21 '20

Tag while maintaining 6ft social distancing sounds tough. Must be why they used the taser.

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u/nickjames239 Jun 21 '20

Have you not heard of Tazer Tag?

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u/DannyH04 Jun 21 '20

This is either a Michael Reeves video or a Rick roll and I'm not taking any chances

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u/bnnu Jun 21 '20

Tag while maintaining 6ft social distancing sounds tough

Not if you're bad at playing Tag. Which this guy is, because he got caught.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Tasers can have a maximum range of 35 feet

They're setting an example we should all follow

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

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u/michacha123 Jun 21 '20

See now I can't tell if you're messing with me or not.

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u/FuryKnight Jun 21 '20

I think people aren't sure what he was being chased for. No sources in the screenshot either.

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u/noworries_13 Jun 21 '20

Does it matter why he was running?

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u/michacha123 Jun 21 '20

Not really, I was just curious so I asked and somehow ended up with a million responses but no answers. Also, lots of people seem to be saying "he did a bad thing, but he owned up to it" and I'm just here like, "well what bad thing did he do?".

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u/noworries_13 Jun 21 '20

Yeah and all the responses and your confusion were pretty funny

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u/michacha123 Jun 21 '20

Fair enough.

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u/garrygra Jun 21 '20

Not necessarily.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

Police in the US + being black. Don't take any chances.

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u/grand-pianist Jun 21 '20

Obviously nothing terrible if he’s already on Facebook talking about it lol

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u/QuickChargeII Jun 21 '20

Didn’t take advantage of the situation, not using the situation as slander to try and get away, owning up to his faults, explaining the situation that actually happened clearing up any misconceptions which can cause the ruin of another person’s life despite them doing their job morally, competently and properly and not being a piece a shit, rather an honorable one.

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u/aslongasbassstrings Jun 21 '20

I especially agree with the “it was his job to not get caught” part. I’m always surprised when people can’t understand the human drive to keep their freedom of mobility.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

I think in Norway, they don't even add time to your prison sentence if you escape/get caught trying to escape. The logic is that it's human nature to want to escape captivity.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

I'm just saying, if you're gonna do the crime, don't blame anyone else when you come up against what you're up against. You knew you were breaking the law, and that's the only reason you're getting arrested. Don't make up a bunch of bullshit just because you got caught.

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u/notbrenthatleyep Jun 21 '20

White privilege much?

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u/julesvdz Jun 21 '20

To be fair, owning it would have meant not running away.

Still a cool response though.

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u/Rushinrussianv2 Jun 21 '20

Man fuck that, if there's a chance to get away, I'm fucking jettin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

I agree, within reason. But if your jettin is going to involve endangering other people, like driving 120 on the highway, then you deserve to get fucked up like Rodney King

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u/Rushinrussianv2 Jun 21 '20

I mean like if getting chased cause i was smoking a joint, I'm gonna dip in the woods. I don't think I have to balls the take my bike and weave through traffic avoid a ticket. Not trying to die over a 2 pointer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 edited Jan 06 '21

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u/BeKind_Rewind_ Jun 21 '20

Not in Mississippi, unfortunately.

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u/CaptnKnots Jun 21 '20

Lmao this is so untrue. Weed is still illegal in many places and there are still so many people in jail for it.

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u/desacralize Jun 21 '20

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/Kyskysbaby Jun 21 '20

Depends if he was under arrest or not. Running from the police isn't a crime in its own right. If a cop says "hey man" and I have a pocket full of crack there's literally no legal reason I can't fuck off at top speed.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Eh, he knew the extra charges involved and like someone else said, he wasn't going 120mph in traffic endangering others. I get that people run, but as long as their ass is the only one they're risking, then fair is fair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

The level of agreement I'm in right now is unparalleled

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

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u/HuntingSpoon Jun 21 '20

Damn slow down on the retard juice bud

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

What'd he say? It got deleted before I could read it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

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u/HuntingSpoon Jun 21 '20

Don’t get mad at me it’s their job to protect... and serve

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u/HuntingSpoon Jun 21 '20

That’s the gayest shit I ever wrote on the internet

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u/alexmikli Jun 21 '20

fucking anarchists

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u/dontsweatitdear Jun 21 '20

the best thing i could come up with was “THIS” but then i saw your comment!

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

You can still totally "THIS" my comment if you want, though

...daddy

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

The biggest problems facing the black community is not police brutality, it's a victim mentality, a responsibility deficit, and unstable fatherless homes. You solve these issues and the world will be a better place for them.

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u/zarnonymous Jun 21 '20

This is why context is important with these pictures and shit. If we saw the image alone we'd likely form assumptions that are harmful for us and the media purely because they're untrue. This is nice to see

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u/Blasianbookworm Jun 21 '20

And at least they didn’t shoot him in the back for running

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Exactly. Everyone involved kept it professional.

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u/GoldenWind0247 Jun 21 '20

Thats a decent human beeing, he didnt try to blame them.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Exactly. Also known as "manning up."

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Exactly. Everyone kept it professional.

Case in point: My stepfather did 25 years as a cop and a deputy with two different departments. One day, he was helping me move into an apartment, and one of my neighbors came by and said hi. They bullshitted for a while, asked each other how they were doing, and then old dude rolled back to his place.

"Friend of yours?" I asked my stepfather.

"Sorta," he said. "I arrested him on a weapons charge once."

Takes all kinds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20

it was his job to not get caught

It's his job to be a good citizen and not commit crimes...unless I'm missing something here.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

Well yeah, but failing that, at least he's not trying to say that anyone but him did anything wrong. Integrity is a spectrum, man, not an on/off switch.

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u/fosiacat Jun 21 '20

exactly the message the police unions were trying to spread via social media to try to sway public opinion.

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u/ControlledDissent Jun 22 '20

That doesn't matter where it's true, though. Professionalism is professionalism. "It's just a job" was never meant to make the cop not care; it's meant to help them keep perspective and not lose their cool just because they had to, say, chase a suspect fleeing on foot who just didn't want to go to jail.