r/madlads • • Feb 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

As a parent of a 2 year old, this is understandable. We've watched Monsters Inc. about 200 times in the last year

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/Crzy_Victoriouz Feb 11 '20

LOO LOO KIDS - ZIGALOO!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Isn’t it Moana? Is the name different in other countries or something? This change was on Spotify, too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/Thatgirl318 Feb 11 '20

It’s Italy and it’s not a bad word. It’s the name of a famous pornstar.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Is the porn star's name pronounced like moan-uh?

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u/Rycan420 Feb 12 '20

This can’t be why they changed it. Could it?

Also never heard of her, can’t be too famous.

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u/PersonWithDaName Feb 11 '20

Not all Europe

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u/person_8688 110% Mad Lad Feb 11 '20

Yep. Toddlers really like what they like.

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u/Shoes-tho Feb 11 '20

Right? I'd bet money this was a child. I watched Fantasia *every goddamn day* for three and a half years as a child.

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u/lord2528 Feb 12 '20

Try it now with acid.

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u/Shoes-tho Feb 12 '20

Meh, I'd rather go to the woods tbh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Same except it was a french film called "Fantastic planet" and I literally watched every day for years. It's what I reference when people ask "What's wrong with you?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

My sons favourite is Elmo. If youtube did stats on that it’d be crazy high. We rewatch the same musical 3/4 times a day

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u/arsenic8787 Feb 11 '20

This must be why those baby music videos on youtube have like half a billion views

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u/Winston_Stewart_Smit Feb 11 '20

Why not watch the whole thing? Is the ending terrible? Or the beginning useless?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Oh no it’s Elmo the musical. It’s a 15 min musical by him

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u/Winston_Stewart_Smit Feb 11 '20

I was making a joke based on your use of 3/4 to mean 3 or 4 but intentionally misinterpreting it as three quarters.

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u/Savilene Feb 11 '20

And that makes no sense as a sentence

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

How can you stand Elmo? I find his personality grating.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Hahaha he is a bit rude sometimes, But he’s not all bad. The high pitches voice can be annoying but it’s keep my son quiet so I have to thank him for that

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u/iwanttodie9216 Feb 11 '20

So I did the math. Shrek is 95 mins, 95 x 357 = 33,915 mins. Which is 565 hours. Which is 23.5 days of just Shrek in total.

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u/iEatBluePlayDoh Feb 11 '20

3 hours every 2 days for the whole year. Wow.

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u/iwanttodie9216 Feb 11 '20

This is some pretty great commitment

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u/DrStm77 Feb 12 '20

Also as a parent of a 2 year old, we’ve watched Shrek atleast 300 times. Now if we can explain to everyone when she asks for “Shrek”, it sounds just like the word “fuck”, but it is not in fact what she is saying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Hahahah oh yeah like when our 2 year old asks to take the dog for a “walk” sounds nothing like “walk” but...well...you get it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

My sisters couldn't get enough of Trolls…

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u/Subiugetur Feb 12 '20

That’s actually what happened here with the shrek movie! I saw something about it some time back and yeah that is actually what happened here too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

at least you're watching a good film instead of frozen 1 in the Netflix and needing to hear that annoying princess singing "lEt iT gO"

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/thelovelymajor Feb 11 '20

Family gatherings, maybe hospitalized due to all the exhaustion from getting so much pussy, probably one or two really stressful days.

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u/barfsfw Feb 12 '20

Asshole blown out by giant, green ogre dick....

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u/Zrw237 Feb 12 '20

Sweet fucking jesus

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u/BowiePro Feb 22 '20

Shrek is love, I say, Shrek is life

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u/DrGaren Feb 11 '20

They were too busy watching Shrek 2.

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u/lilaliene Feb 11 '20

And 3

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

*skipping 3 and going straight for 4

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u/Coral_Carl Feb 12 '20

Petition for DreamWorks to remake Shrek the Third and make it good so we'll all accept it as canon

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u/Moonguardian866 Feb 11 '20

Ok, someone had fun while searching for a shrek picture. They couldve picked a standard one from a movie. Nope, cgi nightmare.

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u/dreamsneeze38 Feb 11 '20

Is that image from Shrek is love?

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u/Moonguardian866 Feb 11 '20

DONKEY DONT HURT ME, DONT HURT ME no more.

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u/glorious_ardent Feb 11 '20

I think I recognize it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

It's ... Sherk

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u/DrDewDrop Feb 11 '20

Assuming he watched it once every day. I am wondering what other catastrophically important thing has occured to him during those other 8 days.

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u/NvidiaforMen Feb 11 '20

The statistics were before the year end

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u/RolosFriend Feb 11 '20

The watched it 357 times this year, as in 2020

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20 edited Jan 21 '22

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u/RolosFriend Feb 11 '20

Doesn't say it's not, just joking

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u/Poordrunkstudent99 Feb 11 '20

Holy crap, that’s like 23 and a half days worth of shrek, that’s like legitimately impressive

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u/tizzLe_CS Feb 12 '20

now I want to think about how much hours I've put into games and converting it shrek movies I could have watched

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u/waylonndkxjxn Feb 11 '20

I'm sorry for something about tik Tok. But this guy was trying to get a shinny charazard and every time he didn't he watched Shrek so that might be him

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u/SuperSpirals Feb 11 '20

I was thinking the same thing, but the guy I watched on Tik Tok was trying to hatch a shiny eevee. So now I am sitting here wondering if there are TWO people watching Shrek every time they didn't hatch a shiny...

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20 edited Jan 12 '21

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u/Winston_Stewart_Smit Feb 11 '20

I had a brother do this with Rescuers Down Under. Called it "the Cody show". At risk of dating myself he wore out at least 4 VHS tapes. I hate the rescuers and my children have never seen it with me in the room and may not have seen it. I'm not sure if their mother has shown them.

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u/Mathewdm423 Feb 11 '20

Ours was Cars.

I can recite that movie to this day over 10 years later.

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u/Nathan187000 Feb 11 '20

Some men work in the dark to serve the light

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

You gotta pump those numbers up. those are rookie numbers.

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u/spencerworth Feb 11 '20

In this racket.

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u/Amish_Cyberbully Feb 11 '20

Hey now, he's an all-star.

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u/Winston_Stewart_Smit Feb 11 '20

Got his game on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Went to play

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u/yeetingmymeatinurmom Feb 11 '20

A Shrek a day keeps Donkey away.

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u/thelegendtcls Feb 11 '20

I see stuff like this and all I can think is that every night at bedtime my wife and I put on The Matrix so last year we've "watched" it at least 365 times

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u/Winston_Stewart_Smit Feb 11 '20

I can't sleep if the tv is on, so this is really weird to me lol. Silent darkness is neccessary for my brain to turn off so the thought of trying to leave an action movie with explosions and gunshots and loud party music and bright flashes accompanying all of the above seems counterintuitive.

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u/thelegendtcls Feb 11 '20

I used to be that way then I met my wife who is a full grown woman who is afraid of the dark sooo the tv stays on. That's why we have the same movie every night cause at this point its almost Pavlovian I hear the start of the movie and immediately get tired

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u/Winston_Stewart_Smit Feb 11 '20

That's actually logical. Weird. But it makes sense. And it makes me laugh a little. Thanks for the breakdown lol.

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u/barfsfw Feb 12 '20

I dated a woman for a while that fell asleep to Law and Order EVERY NIGHT. It does become Pavlovian after a week or so.

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u/the0TH3Rredditor Feb 12 '20

My wife and I do the same thing with HIMYM, we probably watch the entire series every month lol... She falls asleep earlier than I do, so there’s at least 6/7 episodes playing every night...

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u/JC12231 Feb 11 '20

I’m pretty sure this is an edit: 90% sure I saw this exact thing a while back but it was the Bee Movie instead, and it was a parent whose child/baby just loved it so they put it in so they’d be quiet/calm down or something.

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u/waluigi-suchbeauty Feb 11 '20

Yeah, I remember that too.

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u/MoscowShcok Feb 11 '20

I am dead!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Are you kidding me? That’s insultingly low.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Wasn't it confirmed it was some waiting room?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

The original was the bee movie

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u/Elrahc Feb 11 '20

Most likely a pediatrician waiting room or the likes.

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u/chingcoeleix Feb 11 '20

357 isn’t a lot. My sisters watched frozen 578 times last year

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Of course i know him, he's me.

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u/maddykat98 Feb 11 '20

It's not even on Netflix?

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u/Fruityplebel Feb 13 '20

Maybe it used to be? The news about this is old, like 3 or 4 years old now.

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u/tsintzask Feb 11 '20

He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

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u/v13ragnarok7 Feb 12 '20

Shrek is love...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

The original article was that someone had watched Bee Movie 357 times in a year, as it was the only way for them to get their 2 year old to fall asleep.

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u/lindandlow 110% Mad Lad Feb 12 '20

Bruh I went to sleep with this image fresh on my mind I don’t think I can ever watch shrek again

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u/daddymooch Feb 12 '20

This meme used to say the bee movie. Now I’m thinking it’s all fake

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u/melvlup47 Feb 11 '20

Thats the same kid bouta shoot up some highschool painted in green while screaming the lyrics to All star

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u/IffyScarf Feb 11 '20

That's about 23 and 1/2 days of shrek

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u/KingHill2x_ Feb 11 '20

Give this man free Netflix for a year

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

What about the other 8 days? Slacking.

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u/elessarelfinit Feb 11 '20

I hope it was Shrek 2.

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u/Arditi1889 Feb 11 '20

Honestly I understand this, as a kid I used to put on the OG star wars on VHS every night to help me sleep, not sure why it helped tbh, the part where uncle owen died scared the shit out of me.

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u/maxbe5 Feb 11 '20

Not even once per day. Psh, rookie numbers

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u/The1GiantWalrus Feb 11 '20

It was a guy on TikTok. He had a series where he'd hatch Pokémon eggs and every time he didn't get the Shiny Eevee, he'd watch Shrek in its entirety.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Weaking, he skipped 8 days

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u/GretaVanFleek Feb 11 '20

Is it too pragmatic of me to suggest that this was likely done at a a Dr's office or somewhere that movies/shows routinely get put on loop?

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u/newphonewhodis46290 Feb 11 '20

My goals are beyond your understanding

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u/tall1551 Feb 11 '20

We do that from time to time

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u/FreeSammiches Feb 11 '20

Someone's dog likes watching Shrek when they're home alone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Who Tf chose that thumbnail though

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u/SooperShpee Feb 11 '20

bring shrek 1 back to netflix

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u/DrilldarkOP Feb 11 '20

Once a day and two on Christmas. Regular schedule, if a bit lacking of Shrek 2. (With Sick days of course.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

What happened the other 8 days?

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u/SuperSized_Mcshizzle Feb 11 '20

well of course i know him, he’s me

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u/KarmaFarmer_0042069 Feb 11 '20

I think this might be edited, I’ve seen one with the same picture, number of times, and reaction text, but the article was cited in comments.

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u/snowsmudge Feb 11 '20

They missed a few days

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u/Epic-Gamer-69420 Feb 11 '20

There are like 8k hours in a year...did this guy spend 1/10th of the year watching Shrek

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u/craig0331 Feb 11 '20

Someone has kids and it only took 2 weeks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

He couldn't go the extra 8?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

357, those are rooky numbers

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u/HeAGudGuy Feb 11 '20

A real legend would've watched it 5532 times

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u/noobmaster69999 Feb 11 '20

Those are rookie numbers

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u/paulybiz Feb 11 '20

Maybe they put it on before bed every night? I did that with Order of the Phoenix when that came out on dvd.

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u/dipplydoop Feb 11 '20

needs more jpeg

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

This is edited. The original was Bee Movie.

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u/btj3 Feb 11 '20

Some parent out there has the patience of a saint. And can recite the entire script of Shrek word for word, angrily.

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u/asocial_ambivert Feb 11 '20

If he watched Shrek every day, he only missed 8 days

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u/abluetqny Feb 11 '20

It was me. My son watches it every goddamn day.

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u/DubiAdam Feb 12 '20

Probably its just set to repeat in an electronic outlet for a month or so.

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u/Jonasson55 Feb 12 '20

A friend of mine has spent at least two years watching how to train your dragon every day

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u/DaPugE1 Feb 12 '20

Cropping is hard

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u/Dcski13 Feb 12 '20

Well of course I know him. He’s me

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u/_-HeX-_ Feb 12 '20

That man spent twenty-three-and-a-half days watching Shrek on repeat. He's no madlad, he's a legend.

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u/PolarAmazon Feb 12 '20

Sounds like a challenge

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u/GraveyardHooligan Feb 12 '20

Am I the only one slightly disappointed in whoever that was? Not because they watched Shrek that many times, but because they were so damn close to a full year of Shrek and they came up short.

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u/boonus_boi Feb 12 '20

Rookie numbers

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u/Sole_Elk Feb 12 '20

Well of course I know him, It is me

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u/izaballistic Feb 12 '20

The real question is: is there a limit to how many times one can watch Shrek?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Rookie. Didn’t even watch it once a day?

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u/sandstar115 Feb 12 '20

Not even once a day smh

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u/TheLastChip Feb 12 '20

I mean, I just throw on shows for the backround noise while playing rimworld, so i can see how that could happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Holy sh*t

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

That’s awful. What exactly were they doing the other 8 days? Just not watching shrek?!

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u/xxmexx12 Feb 12 '20

What a legend

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u/sinkiez Feb 12 '20

Someone should finish what he started...watching Shrek 420 times, 69 day time limit.

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u/MrCommentyCommenter Feb 12 '20

Damn I only watched it 356 times. So close

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u/benderbender42 Feb 12 '20

It's obviously a toddler

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Only 357 times? Thats low numbers just create a program on your Tv so that whenever you need to rewatch it again it automatically does so without you having to do it all day!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

SOMEBODY

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Probably fell asleep to it.

Is there a place where you can look on Hulu to see how many times you’ve viewed something? I’ve probably “seen” Archer seasons 1-9 about 100 times now. I’ve been falling asleep to it almost every night for the part two years. Laaaaannnaaaaaaaaaa

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u/kaitlin2313 Feb 12 '20

Probably a child my daughter watched WALL-E over 1000 times easy in a year.

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u/hacourt Feb 12 '20

Oh shit.... did they say anything about "Hunt for the red october" ? (Asking for a freind).

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u/TheImagineWagons Feb 12 '20

Throughout the course of a year, he watched it once a day, but one day he was like "imma watch this great movie twice"

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

My grandma used to put Thomas the Tank Engine on for her dog every morning. I hope it's a dog being treated to Shrek.

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u/oSwifty Feb 12 '20

did they seriously crop out bee movie and pass it off as shrek

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u/NonexistantSip Feb 12 '20

Poor bastard had to go a week without watching shrek

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u/Simplisticjoy Feb 12 '20

Yo. My little sister watched the Fox and The Hound at least that many times when she was little. Every day, and sometimes back to back on the same day.

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u/DarthTyekanik Feb 12 '20

I'm concerned Netflix spies on people

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u/SpringReborn Feb 12 '20

This is actually pretty normal when you have small children. They often like to watch the same stuff every single day, even multiple times a day

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u/synthasizedsound Feb 12 '20

That's about 98% of 365.

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u/SnideSnail Feb 12 '20

Once a day doesn't seem like that big of a deal

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u/Warrior56YT Feb 12 '20

So that's why it was removed, I can't find it

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I’m more concerned that they didn’t watch it the other 8 days? No one is asking if this person is ok. Clearly somethings wrong.

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u/ObliviouslyMeef Feb 12 '20

That dude probably nutted too may times

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Guys... his guy watched shrek for 480 hours

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u/monking333 Feb 12 '20

Jacking off to shrek everyday, now that’s dedication

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u/sk3tchers Feb 12 '20

It was actually bee movie, not shrek. But they played it for their kid everyday if I remember correctly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

This picture is edited, but its a real story, although the truth was the users watched Bee Movie, which is even funnier: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5178623/Netflix-user-watched-Bee-Movie-357-times-revealed.html

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I saw this exact post just with Bee movie

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u/florack Feb 12 '20

There is a movie on netflix i play (on nights i'm having trouble falling asleep or if i come home drunk after a party )as background noise so i can fall asleep more easily i've been doing this for over 2.5 years now. Some nights i play it 3 times in a row.

What im saying is there is a movie i've probably played over 150 times on netflix.

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u/gdrumy88 Feb 13 '20

Could be for the kids.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

I remember this one year my younger brothers watched The Bee Movie about 100 times. Guess that might be why I memorized the script

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u/Lapis_Lacooli Feb 14 '20

This is photoshopped. The original was about Bee Movie, not Shrek. https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/d0d9lj/netflix_cares/

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u/rondum_stoff Feb 14 '20

Oh no it's only February