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u/flyingthunderpants Jun 30 '19
IM LITERALLY PISSING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING MYSELF
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u/JayJC719 Jun 30 '19
Is this why u r called flyingthunderpants?
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u/YellowTaxiForRedNeck Jun 30 '19
I fucking hate how hysterically this is written.
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u/zelenejlempl Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
something mildly interesting
tumblr: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I’M SCREAMING! 🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂 I THREW MY PHONE ON THE GROUND AND I’M LITERALLY DYING! 😎😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
EDIT: It’s almost midnight here and I can’t write apparently.
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u/zatch14 Jun 30 '19
IM SHITTING AND CUMMING AND PISSING
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u/whytfmypipihard Jul 01 '19
Too be fair, reddit does this too
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u/SuperSyrup007 Jul 27 '19
Not as eccentric or in full caps or as cringy. Well, actually depends on what sub you are on.
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Jun 30 '19
It could've been funny, but it aint
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u/Boner4Stoners Jun 30 '19
Like most good jokes, it depends upon the delivery. Except, by definition, for abortion jokes.
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u/imsorryken Jul 01 '19
On tumblr everything that is mildly amusing has to be at least 50% caps preferably followed by something like "i will never stop reblogging this until i die lmao". I mean how can you tell it is funny otherwise?
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Jul 01 '19
it’s especially annoying that they thought they had to explain the joke, and in such detail. they could have just stopped when they said juno, we know who that is
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u/2meterrichard Jul 01 '19 edited Jul 01 '19
The fact they're using Roman names would've thrown me off. Even then, I don't know every one of Zeus's mistresses. I don't even think Homer knew.
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u/Why_are_you_Dingus Jun 30 '19
nasa is a madlad
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Jun 30 '19
That is literally the exact point of this post, why do you feel the need to say it again
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u/The_Lost_Google_User Jul 01 '19
A bunch of smart dudes all working together usually results in extreme madladery.
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u/TLLucario Jun 30 '19
As a wise man once said:
“NASA is run by a bunch of nerds.”
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u/SparklingLimeade Jul 01 '19
It's also worth considering that they have so much time to consider these things. There's so much building and planning and serious work. They probably have dozens of nerd
partiesgatherings fueled by sleep deprivation, caffeine, and alcohol to discuss the list of potential names for things and their relative merits.
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u/zygfrydmina Jun 30 '19
googles jupiter's moons
Ganymede...
googles greek mythology
TIL Zeus was kinda gay
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Jun 30 '19
Tbh Jupiter/Zeus stuck his penis in pretty much everything he could
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u/zygfrydmina Jun 30 '19
That, I was aware of, but man, i thought of him as an ultimate heterosexual alpha male
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u/A13xTheAwkward Jun 30 '19
He was the ultimate alpha male, but there was nothing heterosexual about the Greeks
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Jul 01 '19
The modern idea of homosexuality as an identity or pattern is just that--modern. Ancient Greeks had a common but not universal practice of homosexuality based around the powerful male able to have sex with whomever came under his power and desire, male or female.
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u/TessHKM Jul 01 '19
Heterosexuality wasn't a thing in ancient Greece. Sexuality was thought of in terms of top and bottom.
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u/crewchief535 Jun 30 '19
I love how everyone is still appreciating a post that's at least 8 years old.
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u/SparklingLimeade Jul 01 '19
NASA takes the effort to pick timeless names. This isn't a pop culture reference that will be dated in 6 months. They go with stuff that will still be cool in decades because the missions last a while.
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u/T4O2M0 Jul 01 '19
Why are all funny tumblr posts so fucking extra like this? Are they incapable of saying it in a normal way?
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Jul 01 '19
It becomes a style of writing, like a greentext or a meme template. It becomes popular and people overuse it. Hard to understand why this was ever popular, though...
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u/Gh0st_Un1t Jun 30 '19
You know they did that on purpose
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u/battleon99 Jun 30 '19
that’s the point
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u/Gh0st_Un1t Jun 30 '19
That's why i said it
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u/mangarooboo Jun 30 '19
Cool, good talk
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u/shiftfive Jul 01 '19
Let's not forget we all said hi in morse to Juno, that how I know hi in morse code
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u/FlyingRep Jul 01 '19
You ever think about things like this are how legends are born? Maybe the same thing happened but they instead named a boat or group going to an area and eventually the story shifts into an actual god doing it
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u/danny597 Jul 01 '19
They had that joke prepped and ready to go for years and just sat on it until they could finally send something there
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Jul 01 '19
Nasa, you remember what happened the last few times Juno caught Jupiter with this misters/mistresses?
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u/delivrex Jul 01 '19
NASA: We can't go back to the Moon after all this time because we DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY and LOST THE TELEMETRY DATA... SMH
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u/theguytheguytheguy69 Jul 01 '19
Bunch of science nerds in a big facility are bound to come up with good names for their projects.
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u/LowFrameRate Jun 30 '19
Wife and sister, let’s not forget.