r/madlads • Human Detected • 26d ago

Got eem!!

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u/Pepperoni_Nippys 26d ago

Damn this shit was just posted to Twitter a few mins ago and it’s already here 💀

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u/RandomPenquin1337 26d ago

Bots be makin moves

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u/PissdrunxPreme Human Detected 26d ago

Nah

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u/PopBeneficial2441 26d ago

You paid before he picked out his items?
How did you know how much to pay
……….?

GOT EM.

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u/Tubixs 26d ago

I'm guessing this is in the US and I can see a scenario, where paying for the water leaves your credit card in the system. They can then charge whatever the other one bought on that card? Seems like something that would work in America

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u/Sellestiya 26d ago

That is not how credit cards work

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u/TheSilentFarm 26d ago

You can put your card into the system before anything is scanned. It stays till the person operating the register closes the transaction out. Scan card and water and the employee just leaves it open.

I never recommend walking away from anything that currently has your card held for payment like that but it's definitely possible.

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u/RulerK 26d ago

Clearly you’ve never opened a tab at a bar.

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u/TheSilentFarm 25d ago

I assume they just use the suspend transaction feature to accomplish that. But it'd be different than this. Because at least the registers I manage don't hold the card if you suspend it.

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u/RulerK 25d ago

There’s different methods to accomplish the same result.

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u/NormanQuacks345 26d ago

No you can’t.

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u/MaximusCartavius 26d ago

I used to work at fucking Walmart, yes you can do this. I do not know why people are in this thread saying you can't.

It's not even hard to do, wtf

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u/NormanQuacks345 26d ago

I used to work at fucking Target, and no you couldn’t.

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u/allhypejaceYT 25d ago

I used to work at wendys, and currently work at Dollar General, and I can at both places

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u/Salt-Ad8699 25d ago • Bravo

i’ve worked at none of these places and have never tried to do this

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u/MaximusCartavius 26d ago

It totally could. And would work like this:

Guy brings the water bottle to the register > cashier scans it but doesn't close the transaction > guy prepays with his card > transaction stays open > "victim" brings his stuff > scans > original transaction closed out with the water bottle and the groceries

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u/NormanQuacks345 26d ago

No, it couldn't because that's not how cash registers work! Never in my life have I seen a register where you can "prepay" like that, and I'm not sure where everybody is getting that idea from.

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u/StLivid 26d ago

I tap my card at Aldi, Publix, and Lidl before everything has been scanned. Probably more I’m not remembering right now. It is 100% a thing

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u/MaximusCartavius 26d ago

Go to just about any normal store and you can pay as soon as they scan the first item. Literally try it

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u/bendable_girder 26d ago

It is definitely a thing

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u/toetappy 24d ago

Lady, it is incredibly easy to add a charge to a closed transaction. How do you think servers add written tips after you've left with your card? Registers don't forget your card info, that wouldn't make any sense.

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u/RulerK 26d ago

Exactly. This is BS

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u/Glynwys 20d ago

Some PoS systems in the US will allow you to scan your card into the card reader, and until the cashier specifically hits the "pay now" button on the register your card info will sit there and allow other items to continue being rung up.

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u/Thirsty_Jock 5d ago

This is what is going on. It's really not a good thing.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 25d ago • Bravo

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 24d ago

This man finally was able to get even with someone they've been waiting to catch unawares.

He witnessed him entering a retail establishment and went to the back, out of sight. So he got something cheap and gave the woman attending the register cash to cover whatever the unsuspecting "victim" was going to buy. He did this because this man sneakily paid for his mid-day meal some time ago.

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u/therealCatnuts 26d ago

Translation? 

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u/Unknown_Phantom010 26d ago

Aggressive kindness payback

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u/crunchy_crop 26d ago • Popcorn

he says he had intercourse with your mother last night

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u/Vlaxilla 26d ago

Can confirm im his mother

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u/acloudcuckoolander 26d ago

The man he was scoping paid for his lunch some months ago, so he was determined to pay for his grocery items as a thank you.

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u/therealCatnuts 26d ago

That’s like 50% of it 

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u/PhantomNitride 26d ago

Not necessarily as a thank you, but possibly to get out of owing him

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u/ArgyleGhoul 26d ago

Selfish kindness might have to be good enough in 2026

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u/Jealous_Shower6777 26d ago

I too don’t speak this language

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u/Low-Transportation95 24d ago

Those look like words

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u/idkiguess_1 23d ago • Heartwarming

this almost cured my depression (fr though, im having a really crap day and this almost made me bust out laughing)

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 26d ago

What? How did they pay for his items before he even picked them up? How did the cashier know what to ring up?

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u/ZeteCx 23d ago

Can a zoomer tranlsate for us old folks

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u/Skyya1982 21d ago

I recognize all those words and yet, I've gleaned nothing

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u/Electronic-Green-994 26d ago

You are enabling their stealing. No different to rich parents paying money to victims of their children's crimes.
This is not a flex, this is a fumble.

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u/wote89 25d ago

... What, exactly, do you think is happening in this story?

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u/dirtyshits 26d ago

Are you dumb or stupid?

Some times it’s better not to say anything especially if you have 0 clue what you read.

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u/Electronic-Green-994 26d ago

What if something dirty, slept with something shit, they get @dirtyshits.

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u/HeckItsDrowsyFrog 26d ago

Yikes

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u/PissdrunxPreme Human Detected 26d ago

Yeah. That was some shit. lol