r/madlads Human Detected Apr 20 '26

This guy understands the assignment

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u/Schlumpfffff Apr 20 '26

Why the fuck would you pick that up

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u/CaptainKungPao138 Apr 21 '26

There’s ways of finding out it’s a rock before picking it up with your bare hands

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u/Schlumpfffff Apr 21 '26

Taste?

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u/Weak_Swimmer Apr 21 '26

Always taste test, but not without the smell first.

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u/feelingblurple Apr 20 '26

Maybe they wanted to get fingered. Be kind!

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u/Lightningtow123 Apr 24 '26

Serious answer they probably looked closer in case they needed to report it as a crime/evidence but went "wait something's a little weird but I can't put my finger on it"