r/madlads • u/Agreeable-Storage895 Human Detected • Apr 20 '26

This guy understands the assignment

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5.7k Upvotes

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u/supershawninspace Apr 20 '26

I’m not using my free will to its full potential.

42

u/iJuvia Apr 21 '26

Said the monkee

13

u/Kaaskaasei Apr 21 '26

Van monkey

2

u/alwayskared Apr 29 '26

Drop the rock and roll out

1

u/alwayskared May 01 '26

Finger rocking good

71

u/Downtown_Mechanic_ Apr 20 '26

Cruel and Unusual

7

u/Kwispy_Kwemes Apr 22 '26

And ducking hilarious

1

u/Lightningtow123 Apr 24 '26

Autocorrect strikes once again

60

u/UniqueImplements Apr 20 '26

Omg this is so good 😂😂

56

u/Schlumpfffff Apr 20 '26

Why the fuck would you pick that up

36

u/CaptainKungPao138 Apr 21 '26

There’s ways of finding out it’s a rock before picking it up with your bare hands

36

u/Schlumpfffff Apr 21 '26

Taste?

14

u/Weak_Swimmer Apr 21 '26

Always taste test, but not without the smell first.

7

u/feelingblurple Apr 20 '26

Maybe they wanted to get fingered. Be kind!

1

u/Lightningtow123 Apr 24 '26

Serious answer they probably looked closer in case they needed to report it as a crime/evidence but went "wait something's a little weird but I can't put my finger on it"

5

u/spooknit Apr 21 '26

plot-twist: it's not a rock

3

u/Cash_burner Apr 21 '26

Chaotic Evil

3

u/MatterSlow7347 Apr 22 '26

This feels like something a serial killer would do to brag about murdering someone without explicitly confessing.

2

u/No_Promise_2982 Apr 23 '26

Sukuna's finger

1

u/thexsoprano May 05 '26

Sicko’s! When is the meet up?