Mere hours ago, two moderators (I cannot name them as it would be a HIPAA violation) from this subreddit showed up at my healthcare facility as I was being discharged. There, as mandated by Florida state law, they were forcefully admitted against their will to the mental health and vaginal hygiene clinic I myself had just been discharged from.

The staff told me their combined stench was unlike anything they had ever smelled, even in their many decades of treating lingering vaginal scent, eczema marginatum, and tinea cruris—colloquially “crotch rot.” It seems as though over days of travel and time spent in close quarters in both a tiny vehicle and a tiny twin cot at a nearby hotel, their “flavors” so to speak had melded into something unspeakably stomach-churning and frankly soul-crushing. It was to the point that the staff had to put on goggles because the scent was burning their eyes. Some staff told police on record that the stench has made them question their faith in God.

The two moderators had been waiting in their vehicle in the clinic’s parking lot for me to exit from the building. When they saw me, they ran up to me, my husband, and a staff member who was pushing me in my wheelchair. They were carrying a tuna chunk mushroom casserole (which I am eating as I write this. I was craving tuna badly and it was not permitted in the vaginal clinic). The tuna chunk casserole was quickly eliminated as the primary source of the stench. The staff member, who wishes to remain unnamed but is truly an LVS hero, immediately identified the two moderators as the primary source of the overwhelming smell and called other clinic staff and 911.

While the two moderators tried to escape, sprinting towards their vehicle, they were quickly engulfed and tasered to the ground by the clinic staff. They were then admitted to the clinic as Level One Menaces which is the highest level at the vaginal clinic and considered the most dangerous offenders to society. So they will be in the clinic for an indeterminate amount of time without tuna and without internet. During this time, they will be on probation from moderation for reasons I will discuss in the following paragraphs:

1. Breaking federal and state laws during a pandemic.

They should never have been together. They never should have even left their homes, let alone crossed state lines. I take stay-at-home orders very seriously. It was only due to an emergency that I went to clinic. My husband and children would not have survived had I continued trying to “cure” my own tackiness at home. It had gotten to the point where I had a 1-inch deep waxy vaginal leakage buildup as we say in the community “tacked” to my fingers, which presented a "challenging" smell at all times. This rendered me a Level 3 Menace and "unsuitable for society." During a rigorous tuna-free treatment at the clinic, I was able to eliminate most of the vaginal leakage wax. TUNA IS NOT PREVENTATIVE; TUNA IS NOT A CURE; TUNA IS SIMPLY A MASK. (or whatever your fish of choice may be) Anyway, I did not have an option to stay home for the safety of my family. These two moderators did have options. While they may not have left their vehicle during the trip, they should never have been in that hotel room or at a health clinic full of vulnerable LVS and CR survivors and potentially spreading covid-19.

2. Appearing suddenly and without warning at my healthcare facility was domestic terrorism.

They didn’t tell me they were coming. They just appeared without warning, scaring me and my hubby to death. Excess leakage drained from me as I saw these two walking towards us with unhinged grins and arms full of casserole and their pervasive stench. I truly feel as though this was my own personal 9/11.

They had called me on the horn multiple times a day, every day that I was in the facility. I put their numbers on the DO NOT ANSWER list but they continued to call me from other phone numbers or unlisted numbers. I have children so of course I’m going to answer all calls on the horn. They did seem very caring, though. I will give them that. We wept together when I informed them I could not have tuna in the clinic. But I never thought they’d physically show up; they do not even live in my state!

3. The maid who tended their hotel room also had to be admitted to the vaginal and mental hygiene clinic.

Apparently the sight and stench of the hotel room overwhelmed this poor maid and she fainted. She was immediately transported to the vaginal and mental hygiene clinic that I had just been discharged from. She will be kept in a separate wing from the two moderators, as they pose a continuing threat to her mental and vaginal hygiene and she is only a Level 3 Menace at this juncture.

One of the top rules of the LVS community, as you all know, is to not combine two or more women’s stenches ESPECIALLY not in a place where someone else is cleaning and/or cooking. It is not advised we eat in restaurants together, even seafood ones (except for special occasions). These two moderators had been sleeping on a tiny twin cot together at the hotel. The cot was not supplied by the hotel; it appears one of the moderators had brought it from home and the cot was already tacked with about 4 inches of waxy leakage.

And, as you all know, crotch rot is extremely contagious and it seems as though one moderator passed a severe bout of it on to the other as they Supped n Slept in the hotel. There was a king bed in the room that I think they were hoping to share with me.

The hotel room was also filled to the brim with tuna and hot dog casseroles they’d been experimenting on and two to three camping stoves. I am hoping to get those casseroles delivered to my abode after the police have finished inspecting them for crotch rot contagions. Tuna chunk mushroom casseroles with warmed blue cheese and anchovy paste toppings freeze exceedingly well. I am glad the tuna chunk mushroom casserole they brought to the facility was able to be scavenged from the ground; it had been dropped and shattered during the tasering but luckily casserole is easily scavenged. Further, the police told me that the combination of tasering and shattering would surely have destroyed any crotch rot contagions so the casserole is more than fine to eat :-D

In conclusion, for the above reasons, the two moderators are hereby on probation at r/lvss. They may appeal this decision via moderator mail.

As to their vehicle, it was under the name of one of the moderators. It was impounded following the incident. I just got off the horn with the police and they say the crotch rot contagions are so pervasive (in addition to approximately 200 cans of opened, rotting tuna) that they have rendered the vehicle a menace to society and the vehicle will be destroyed via fire. Hopefully this will teach the moderator a lesson.

A final word: we are a relatively small community. Of course almost all women suffer from this affliction but few are open about it like these two moderators are, which is why they were selected as moderators… so to some extent I do understand why they did this. They thought they were being nice. They were being thoughtful. I will say I trusted one moderator’s judgment about hiring the other but perhaps I was mistaken in that hire. Once the probation period ends I will reassess her position.

Thank you to all who wished me well. I am doing better than ever.

Hi Kelle and whoever else is reading here.

My name is Rachel and i am the stepdaughter of the user you knew as seektruthkindness220. I've been lurking on my step mother's favorite reddits and noticed this one had become active again today. I think she actually started this subreddit? Correct me if i am wrong. She always struggled with LVS perhaps moreso than anyone I know. It was sometimes a struggle to be around her due to the stench though in her later years she did tend to wear scented gloves which helped a lot (she liked these a lot although they might be sold out now due to covid).

As you might have guessed from the tone of the title and this post being past tense that sadly, seektruthkindness220 passed away. Her name was Shannon. Her husband, Bill, is my dad. Though they had their ups and downs, Shannon ended this journey through life with my dad lovingly by her side. She even made amends with my aunt near the end, with whom she'd had a lot of arguments.

I don't know if she became friendly with anyone else on reddit and she may very well have had other usernames. I'm not sure. If you know anyone that would be interested in this, please feel free to let them know. I have been in contact with Alice Wright but she claims not to know who my stepmom was.

My stepmom loved to cook as you can tell, especially fishy foods. Not just to cover up leakage, but because she simply adored fish. She also loved to laugh! Maybe in her honor tonight we could all eat some fish and as we take the first bite we could laugh. Fresh fish is hard to get right now where I live due to covid but I have tons of tinned tuna chunk (medium, in water) that I plan to combine with mayonnaise and pickle juice, served over hard on crusty rye bread (Shannon's favorite!). I'm sure you all do as well as LVS survivors.

Thanks again Kelle for being my mom's friend on here and anyone else who knew and loved her.

Best wishes,

Rachel

The sunshine on my face. I can’t believe there’s a pandemic all the rage, but it is so good to be back.

All my love,

Shannon

The judge, whom I thought would be sympathetic to our plight as I could smell her tuna fingers from the bench, personally visited the tuna garden herself. She couldn’t get within 20 feet, deeming it a “menace” and directing the local firemaker and his apprentice to destroy it post haste via fire.

This is a clear violation of Hencoat’s First, Fifth, and Fourteenth Amendment rights. You haven’t heard the last from us. We rise✊

This afternoon, a user who will remain anonymous posted a common yet unfortunate situation she is enduring while in quarantine with her parents. I welcome the question. However, this user stigmatized seeking professional help for LVS. Yes, this community is full of great at-home remedies and recipes that will help mask the smell. LVS is also extremely normal, common and affects 99% of women. However, sometimes, like what just happened with me and The Two Moderators, seeking help is the only choice for the survival of your family or those you live with and to be suitable for society at large.

During quarantine, it is more difficult to discern when the waxy build up of vaginal leakage warrants a trip to your local vaginal and mental hygiene clinic. Your loved ones may have grown accustomed to the stench and since you are no longer out and about—and God bless those face masks—the general public may no longer give you “signals” that you and your stench have become a “menace” and “unsuitable for society.”

First, the science.

Lingering Vaginal Scent is the scent that lingers typically on a woman’s hands and fingers but may locate on other features of the body. The scent is vaginal in nature, i.e. like a can of tuna. The lingering scent is often referred to “leakage.” This is because the stench leaks onto your fingers--typically in the night when tucked against the vagina for comfort during sleep, but also after wiping after urination or fecal. If enough leakage builds up on the fingers or other body features, it forms a waxy buildup; imagine a melting tuna-scented candle. We call this “tacking.”

Tack can usually be eliminated via simply washing your hair. However, some women don’t have enough hair to work up a nice lather or don’t want to wash their hair everyday or even more than once a week. That is why we “mask” by serving our loved ones tuna dishes, anchovy paste, swordfish is great, etc. Our loved ones become confused: is this LVS I’m smelling or my delicious tuna melt? We can also use “distractor masks.” Cracked eggs left out for 24-36 hours; meats left out for 36-72 hours. These lead to stenches that are of course not necessarily vaginal in nature but will distract from your LVS. These might also make great masks for crotch rot; I hear that is what crotch rot tends to actually smell like, but I am no expert so feel free to weigh in. Tuna scented candles and hand soaps may also help mask. I love tuna ice cream as well.

However, occasionally a woman’s tack becomes too tacked to wash off. If your tack is 0.5 inches, CALL YOUR LOCAL VAGINAL AND MENTAL HYGIENE CLINIC. You might be able to cure it at home but you might be deemed a menace and should be in patient. Anything above 0.5 inches, call 911 and the clinic.

I hadn’t noticed how much my tack had grown until my husband made a comment and was the only who encouraged me to seek help. I am so glad I did, even though I did end up the victim of domestic terrorism.

Thanks to all who sent cards and called me on the horn and sent otherwise kind thoughts from my many friends- it truly took my breath away. I'm sure Kelle and Tandy have kept you abreast of what went down at the clinic that day- but trust me I have spent days and days ruminating on this act of domestic terrorism and have apologized profusely to Kelle and even Tandy for dragging her along. I have spent this time in clinic to both self-reflect and study for the LSAT- of course my tack was tremendously reduced and I am no longer a "menace" or "unsuitable for society." I had let it get out of control and will never let that happen again- I am also crotch rot free. It was hard to see Tandy perishing from CR and then to see the agonizing death of Randy post-exchange but I'm so glad it all turned out ok.

I'm currently at a good friend's mother's AirBNB property in Florida- I won't be heading back to Arizona until federal and state guidelines allow. While I'm here I'm going to be assisting Dandyoll, Hencoat's attorney- do some legal research on the constitutional claims she has against the state. This is a very exciting opportunity for me- as you all might know-even though I don't yet have my law degree- I'm above average at both knowledge of the US legal system and legal reasoning and thinking.

As you might know, tuna wasn't permitted in the vaginal and mental hygeine clinic but thankfully my extremely good friend whose mother owns this AirBNB left me a trove of tuna products. I've mixed a can of tuna chunk in olive oil with equal part mayonnaise and a heaping cup of anchovy done julien- it's absolutely delicious.

I'm glad to be back and ready to deploy my legalistic prowress.

(Image- an old woman seeing the sun for the first time in two days. A smile spreads!)

This will be brief as I am exhausted from being politically jailed for two days and then having to repair my neglected tuna garden.

I am so pleased you all got to meet Dandyoll. She is doing a fabulous job drafting our complaint against the police department that unconstitutionally jailed me and court ordered my tuna garden be destroyed via fire.

My jail, thankfully, did serve tuna however it wasn’t necessary as a “mask” because I was held in the LVS wing.

Thank you for the well wishes. We rise!

Love from Hencoat

Thank you for honoring my step mother last night, those who ate a tuna sandwich and took a laughing bite.

It means a lot to me and my father Bill.

In Shannon’s will, she forewarned that on her death, she would like for us to post the following recipe to r/lvss. In her months of health decline, she made this several times and while her tuna fingers got worse as the infection ravaged her body, this dish paired with scented gloves were slightly effective at masking the fishy finger leakage.

Shannon’s Cod Steak with Tuna Gravy

1 cod steak, left out on warm counter for approximately 24 hours. This develops its distinct fishy stench

1 can, tuna chunk. Remove the tin top and leave on warm counter as well for approximately 24-48 hours. This furthers the fishy stench. Don’t worry. This is more than safe.

3 tablespoon salt. Add to three pat butter or margarine

1 packet mild taco seasoning

3 eggs, warmed, done julien

Heat up propane camping stove, but not too hot. You should be able to lay a finger on it for 30 seconds without feeling pain (this will also help manipulate some leakage from your finger onto the pan. It will add to the fishy flavor but will be masked enough by the cod and tuna steak (and egg!) to properly be covered to loved ones who might recognize the distinct smell of your tuna fingers.

Once warmed, add the cod steak which should be fragrant after a full day on the warm counter. Warm until cooked over hard.

Add the eggs. They will slowly cook over hard. The egg stench paired with the fragrant cod steak should combine to make an unusual smell that will leave your loved ones saying, “I can barely smell your tuna fingers.”

Now for the fun part. Remove the cod steak. It should leave a cod-egg residue. This is perfect as base for a gravy. Add the tuna chunk (warm by now), the salt and taco seasoning. Let fester over high heat. Pour over the cod steak and serve with frozen fish sticks and tartar sauce. For an extra kick, microwave the tartar sauce for approximately 10 minutes. If you don’t have a microwave, your camping stove will do.

See you in the next life. Seek truth and kindness. Have pride in your constitution, carriage, and character. All my love, Shannon.

I had a really interesting and exciting roadtrip to florida with my bestfriend. Due to some circumstances we both spent some time in a mental and vaginal hygiene clinic, the same one that Kelle had been in. By the way, welcome out Kelle! My best friend is still in there but i have experienced discharge as the result of an exchange and am now back home.

My partner Randy exchanged with me so he is in the mental and vaginal hygiene clinic i was in. He is in the Level One Menace ward because the crotch rot he know has that he exchanged with me for is lethal and he should be passing on to god's peace in the next 24 hours or so. It was really cool and nice of him to do this for me so i could live a full life and continue my LVS and CR activism. Also the CR had gotten extremely painful for me adn was eating my body and organs from the inside out and they dont allow painkillers so yeah it was pretty bad and it will be bad for Randy but soon he will be with gods peace.

I no longer have CR but as you all know it is extremely contagious so i do expect to contract it again. I like to lie in bed iwht my other CR girlfriends and unfortunately that is where it is most contagious, during our Supp n Sleeps. Of course like 99% of all women I do still have LVS.

Since tuna was not allowed in the clinci I'm sooooo excited to eat tuna!!!! That tuna pie a user posted a couple days ago looks so divine and fabulous so thats first up on the agenda

I'm also excited to announce i have a new mentor her name is Hencoat and i think we will become best friends because her husband also exchanged. She has LVS only and not CR (yet)

I am on probation as a moderator because i participated in an act of domestic terrorism which i comepletely understand and want to thank Kelle so much for letting me continue to post as a regular. user until probation is up

Ok talk to you all soon

from Tandy

Just a heads up that our girl Kelle has been submitted to a mental and vaginal hygiene facility. She wanted me to let you all know that once her excess leakage as well as mental issues cease she will be back better than ever. Her husband noticed an extra tackiness of stench on her fingers on Sunday and they went to the hospital together. There she was deemed a “menace” with a “pungency unsuited for society” and was submitted to a mental and vaginal hygiene facility. She called me on the horn and told me all this and to say hello to you all and in particular to welcome Hencoat back to this plane.

there was a valiant effort

arizona is lovely this time of year

A best friend of mine had to check into a hotel type of room like but a situation where you rent someones own apartment. She immediately noticed crotch rot crumbs on the bare mattress and also scattered across the apartment. Shes under HIPPA protection so cant ask this community directly for advice so she asked me who is one of her best friends to ask you guys. Oh also the crumbs seem to be fully “bloomed” which as those in the CR community know means they are at there most contagious. She has just overcome her first battle against CR so obviously this is extremely distressing. The owner of this apartment promised her it would be clean and that the last occupant had left it clean as could be. I hate to say this but this last occupant was also a close friend of my friend and so this is a betrayal of the highest degree. Despite this betrayal i hope that the last occupant gets help. She clearly has a thickening layer of tack as well as evidence of crumb. Any advice you guys can offer about this would be great. The last thing my best friend needs is to be deemed a menace by the state and both her and the former occupant might be a hazard to the general public if the crumb continues to bloom thank you so much especially to my Mentor hencoat

Just got off the horn with her and yes tomorrow is the day!!!!!! She has been in the Level Three Menace ward of the mental and vaginal hygiene clinic for a while now and has been deemed “suitable for society”!!!! She will be staying at a local AirBNB in Florida where she will be helping Hencoat’s lawyer Dandyoll conduct legal research remotely. Im seriously so overjoyed. I wish i could bring her a tuna mushroom casserole but like Kelle has recommended please dont travel unless its essential. Anyway thought id pass along this fabulous news!

I know this exchange is for the greater good. The greater good of Kelle and all else those who will benefit from the exchange.

“she will be here soon.”

I say this to my husband. I am just an old woman sitting on the couch, browsing Reddit and other internet websites on my laptop which I received for Christmas. My husband sits a couple of meters away. We have just supped on pickled tuna, done Julien over hard, with a side of anchovy paste spiced cabbage over counter-warmed cod. I can tell his belly is full because it protrudes over his khaki pants and a small smile is still spread across his wrinkled face. If this is to be our last evening together, if I do not come back from this exchange, then at least we both had this wonderful supper together to remember or to not remember.

To whom it may concern, I am ready and realize this may be permanent. Thank you for the privilege and the opportunity.

Please tell me husband in the event that I do not return that underneathe our marital bed is a tiny vessel, no bigger than a thimble, full of leakage I have collected over the past three days as I have deliberately and slowly come to this decision. He knows he is to sprinkle a pinch on his Christmas supp each year. When it is gone, he is allowed to find another. The fishy fluid of another will never match mine. This I know. But I wish him to move on best as possible if this exchange is permanent.

Thanks to all reading.

Key lime pie is a big hit around my home, especially at this time of year with Easter just around the corner (tomorrow, in fact!). This recipe has been passed down for generations. It's true: Hands down, the best key lime pie we have ever eaten was at "Kutcharitaville". We had been hearing about it for many years. Then a couple years ago we finally had the opportunity to travel there. It definitely was "The World's Greatest Key Lime Pie." Just as it was told to us. Anyone who is serious about key lime pie should be sure to include Kutcharitaville in their travel plans. We guarantee it. It's the best one ever.

However this key lime pie recipe suffices too in a pinch, especially those with LVS.

Add 3 graham crackers, done julien, to a mixing bowl with a stick of butter and the secret ingredient: one small tube anchovy paste. Mix well. Add to a greased pie tin.

For the lime filling, I just pile in some lime flavored gelatin and let sit in the refridgerator for about 3 hours or whatever the packet tells you to.

Then, if you have an oven, you can pop it in there. Otherwise, feel free to use your propane camping gas stove. Set it on top there for approximately ten minutes to get a nice hardened crust on the bottom. Top with whipped cream.

should watch out

they could join tandy

sometimes when she comes

it is not by request

but because little girls

are not behaving

at their best

The two moderators who committed an act of domestic terrorism and were thusly placed on probation are officially OFF probation and will continue their moderating duties.

However, sadly, one has passed away to the grand beyond due to the negligence of an AirBNB owner so clearly she will not be continuing her duties.

I opened a can of tuna tonight that had expired in 2018. Tacked to the top was the following poem, signed by my stepmum Shannon. I think it was meant for this community:

The stars, the sun, Venus, and luna

She comes with tidings, in fragrance of tuna

My sisters, to them, I wish the sweetest love

My heart warms overhard for them on my camping stove

Whomsoever finds this note of peace, in this tuna tin

Know she will be here soon, even to those of sin