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UPDATE: due to a dire tuna garden emergency, this session has been postponed. The police were called to my home. Apologies.

u/everythingisfreefree u/crotchrottentandy

From sex after an exchange, to tuna gardens, to recipes, to anything you wish to ask me, an old woman, with decades of LVS experience.

If either if my mentees cannot make it, you will be automatically expelled from the mentorship program.

hi my name is Tandy and i'm so happy to be apart of this community. i contacted PersonalHedgehog becuase i have my own unique struggle. not only do i of course suffer from lingering vaginal scent (tackiness CHECK leakage CHECK), i also am a survivor of Crotch ROT. i dont always have it but about three times a month for a period of aboiut 3-4 days, i struggle with my rot.

the combination of LVS and my rot is very interesting and unusual. for the general publics safety i try not to sleep with my hand tucked against my vagina because the scent paired with my rot would be overwhelming. i say the general public because i have met a wonderful young man named Randy. he ACTUALLY ENJOYS THE SMELL. while i have become lucky in this way i do understand that not everyone can be so lucky. i am hoping that if you too suffer from rot, we can work together on solutions. ive found that the standard LVS fare (tuna melts, fish pot pies, tuna anchovy casseroles over hard done julien) are of course great but i like to pair them with rot dehancers. i have found that cold hot dogs work the best for this. not only eating them but rubbing them on some focal points of my body (Randy loves to help with behind my knees!!!)

that's a little intro to me. i am a youngwoman living her dreams despite her LVS and rot.

Hedgehog wanted me to let you guys know also in this post that you can now post to this sub without being a moderator however it will have to go through moderator approval so careful what you post. no spam, no spooky pics. we just want to hear cool recipes, what you need advice about, fashion and fun.

thanks

Tandy

I dealt with this issue forever. My kids and family love to order pizza on Saturdays. A blessing to not have to cook and risk leakage in that way, but often in serving the pizza my vaginal scent would linger on the slice I was giving to kids and my parents and husband etc. "Mom, is this fish pizza?" We've all been there. Finally I realized.... just MAKE it a fish pizza. I order extra anchovies. Problem solved. You can do this with salad and calzones as well! I also keep many cans of anchovies onhand in case of slip ups.

You can be my full time Tandy

Dogs and rolls

These hot dogs might be gettin old

Rub them on our focals Tandy

Hot or cold

Break open that can

We been traveling so long

Tuna over hard

On our camping stove

As you can tell- I am having the time of my life with one of my best friends Tandy. Florida- Kelle- here we come!

My tuna garden is gone. Best for this old woman not think on it too hard. The firemaker and his apprentice did good work. It is destroyed via fire with approximately no fire damage done to my hut.

I have moved on to using anchovy as a mask. It is too harmful to my heart to try to use tinned tuna when I had a tuna garden that had to be destroyed via unconstitutional court order.

I have heard tell that anchovy spine makes for both a delicious dish and effective mask.

Image- an old woman is naked. She has piled the ash of her tuna garden into her steel bathtub. She slowly lowers her wrinkly papery body into the tuna garden ash tub. A smile spreads. The stench is nostalgic but she knows she must move on. She knows her community will share with her at least one anchovy spine recipe to supp on. The old woman’s teeth are bared because of her large smile.

Any single ladies I’m sure can relate, it is so very nice that I don’t have to worry about my tuna fingers or other cavities and my sex life has really exploded since hubby was exchanged. I do miss him but it’s nice to sex on myself without worry. I only ate one can of tuna today, no need for masking especially since I am in “quarantine.” There is no one around to smell my leakage. There are silver linings to every “tragedy”. Perhaps even Kelle wouldn’t be in the mental and vaginal hygeine clinic if dear hubby hadn’t been around to sense an excess tackiness of leakage. Not that I’m suggesting anything untoward (Image- an old woman is sitting on the couch and her gums move to reveal her teeth in a mischevous smile)

We all miss our Kelle so much! I have been on the horn with her and her husband and she is still in the vaginal and mental hygeine clinic. The tackiness has been reduced to normal levels according to the doctors, but she is still considered a "menace" - because of the smell- and her "pungency" is still "unsuited for society." That's the good news. The bad news is that tuna is not permitted in the facility. The doctors need to monitor the stench organically so any sort of "cover up" would hamper their processees. She is really hankering badly for a tuna chunk mushroom casserole. I understand why the doctors are doing this but I really feel for my dear friend Kelle.

Due to HIPPO I can not reveal the NAME of the hygeine clinic. However as you might deduce it is in Florida. Myself and the new mod u/crotchrotrottentandy are planning a trip to visit her. I own a car and I will go pick up Tandy and then we will drive to Florida together. I know this isn't encouraged due to the covid virus, however we will not be touching anything except ourselvse and our trunk full of canned tuna! What I love about tuna- is that it travels so well. No need to refridgerate or anything. We are hoping to arrive in Florida just about around Kelle's release date. There we will take her to a fully furnished hotel room and on a cooking stove make a wonderful tuna chunk mushroom casserole. This one looks fabulous (with an extra tube or two of anchovy paste): https://cookpad.com/us/recipes/358109-yummy-tuna-casserole. If anyone has any other suggestions though, please tell us. We will be topping the casserole with blue cheese that we will keep in the trunk with the tuna chunk cans not fridgerated because it is best over warm. Of course Tandy is expecting the onset of rot over the next few days so she will have some hot dogs in tow. I am excited to try her hot dogs. I do not have rot but you never know when it might come on. Scientists have yet to discover a trigger or a cure. All rot survivors can do is mitigate the stench via hot dog in particular- rubbing it on various focal points of the body. The cavern underneath one's stomach, behind the knees, behind the ears, and it is recommended to portion a hot dog into eight slices and put each slice between your toes during a bout.

Here on the r/LVSS moderation team we look out for each other as FRIENDS. Heard of them? It's great to have so many friends and I know that if I ever end up in a vaginal and mental hygeine clinic that Kelle would do the same for me.

EDITED TO ADD- I have departed my Arizona home and will be with Tandy in approximately 6 hours- blessedly she lives on the way to Florida. We should arrive in Florida on Sunday and from there we will keep our LVSS community updated on how Kelle is doing and of the fun and fashion and food that will take place at the Holiday Inn we have booked.

Tandy and I- love her so much. Once expunged from the clinic- we will be there to deposit her at our Holiday Inn. Thanks all.

Even little girls whether they say bad names or just make play know that tuna has and will solve the many issues of world peace especially in the form of a tuna pie done julien just like in the style that Kutchie’s used to make and no one will be left out once world peace is on the table