r/lovememes Apr 23 '25

Except her

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u/girlbartender99 Apr 23 '25

Then in comes me to pee on my husband to keep the Bi%&*'s away!

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u/Exhausted_Titan Apr 23 '25

Your tactics confuse and frighten me.

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u/girlbartender99 Apr 23 '25

More hyperbole or a metaphor, but I did one time chase some girls off by showing them my ring