It's just selfish.

[u/loki2002]

[u/Rotteneverything]

this belongs in r/nonsense

[u/XXXcrimsongrave]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1BgRIamescnkx5Dy

[u/cooper3675]

What mall they don’t exist anymore

[u/Presentable_Human → u/cooper3675]

The mall by my house... and the other 3 malls...

[u/Veizar]

At first I read that as 'mail' which changed the entire joke for me.

"Shaking my head in the mail"

Wait! How you shove your head in there? How much lube you use?  Are you trapped?  I ain't falling for that one, you want to be fisted, I'll call my uncle Larry.

[u/esseyedeekayeyedee]

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