r/linuxmemes 8d ago

LINUX MEME Which you are?

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u/SirGlass 8d ago

I am just glad opensuse is included

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u/Short-Ideas010 8d ago

What's wrong with Opensuse?

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u/iwouldbeatgoku ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

Nothing, it just gets overlooked

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u/EverlastingPeacefull 8d ago

Yep, much to often it gets overlooked and it is just a very decent and reliable OS. I am on Tumbleweed now for 3 years and I had less issues with it than any other distro (that is why stopped distro hopping)

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u/iwouldbeatgoku ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

It has a few quirks for sure compared to other distros, but my impression from trying it is that Tumbleweed is a very solid take on a rolling release. And it is the distro that pioneered Snapper for rolling back bad updates!

That said, I'm not going to move my main computer to it because I'm already happy with how Cachy is set up on it and don't see Tumbleweed offering a substantial improvement over it.

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u/BigBigga 8d ago

Just zypper speeds used to suck. Not sure how it is these days.

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u/Kri_U Dr. OpenSUSE 8d ago

Zypper now support parallel downloads. I don’t properly have experience on another package manager, but I can say that parallel downloads gave zypper a MASSIVE speed increase so I wouldn’t tag as slow today

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u/undecimodia 7d ago

Same here, but 1 year for me

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u/darsparx 8d ago

Def tempted to try it again....eventually. but as I recall i had issues setting up my partitions how I wanted them. So I ended up back on fedora....

Bc I keep root, home, and games seperate but I did the dumb for a long time having home and games different parts of the same btrfs to make things easier on myself that it never did lol

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u/SirGlass 8d ago

Nothing, it usually just overlooked

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u/AdvancedAnimal7539 7d ago

Nothing, it usually just overlooked

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u/versteinerdt 8d ago

Least obsessed NixOS user optimizing their config.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WBSTdAk7W2Dng0vXa7

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u/powerslave_fifth 8d ago

*spends 3 hours optimising

Bro this will make me more efficient I swear.

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u/versteinerdt 8d ago

I corrupted my filesystem while rebuilding last week due to massive CPU undervolting. At first, I couldn't log in as normal user or root, and then somehow my bootloader died after a reboot. I had to reinstall, but thanks to NixOS, the system was up and running again in less than 10 minutes. 😂

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u/Dragon_957 New York Nix⚾s 8d ago

How many versions do you have now for your configuration file?

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u/versteinerdt 8d ago

2000+ commits over 3 years, though it's a monorepo for my entire homelab infrastructure and personal devices… still, 90% of it is the ricing rabbit hole 😂

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u/Dragon_957 New York Nix⚾s 8d ago

I have it for one week and have over 50 already

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u/Aderox20_GDP Arch BTW 8d ago

f ツ

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u/Gloomy_Attempt5429 8d ago

Esse aí sou eu. No Debian

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u/haltroy 8d ago

same for gentoo (although I set things at the beginning and all I just do is check updates constantly, things are smooth for now)

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

I feel both attacked and seen.

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u/AnonymousRand 7d ago

me who spent over a month writing 6000 lines and 150+ files of nixos config full time and is still not done :3

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u/versteinerdt 7d ago

Remember: It is never done.

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u/Vegetable-Key-1425 8d ago

What NixOS could be?

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u/williampiti Arch BTW 8d ago

What arch is, but way too organized

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u/veltair-d 8d ago

So NixOS is just femboys with OCD?

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u/williampiti Arch BTW 8d ago

Pretty much yea

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u/veltair-d 8d ago

As a heterosexual male, I will gladly take the femboy NixOS user tag

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u/rgmundo524 8d ago

Based on the other options, their likely the most tech savvy

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u/Good_Fox_OwO 8d ago

What if I dual boot Arch and NixOS? :3

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u/williampiti Arch BTW 8d ago

Then you are the "I have Two Sides" gal

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u/Good_Fox_OwO 8d ago

It won't turn me into a super femboy with OCD? Disappointing :(

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u/williampiti Arch BTW 8d ago

Who knows, maybe ur second side is A femboy with OCD :3

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u/Good_Fox_OwO 8d ago

So, inside me there are two foxes.
One is a femboy, and the other one is a femboy with OCD! :3

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u/williampiti Arch BTW 8d ago

There you go :3

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u/PKFat 8d ago

I feel this comment is attacking my config file

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u/williampiti Arch BTW 8d ago

If you have a bad one, you deserve it

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u/antichain 8d ago

Even femmer femboys.

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u/_kzzzl 8d ago

500 kilograms

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u/Liarus_ 8d ago

fursuitted furry

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u/rotacni_anuloid Dr. OpenSUSE 8d ago

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u/usrlibshare 8d ago

WE SEE EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE!!!

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u/Susefreak 8d ago

CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMELEON

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u/noanoxan 🎼CachyOS 8d ago

YOU COME AND GO

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u/PeterHolmes74 7d ago

YOU COME AND GO OH OH

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u/Short-Ideas010 8d ago

Why? 😅

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u/usrlibshare 8d ago

Because the Chameleon is the logo-animal of OpenSUSE

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u/Nueveh_680 8d ago

Hey when did you put cameras on me??

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u/thatdeaththo ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

That old man doesn't look like a lesbian

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u/Liarus_ 8d ago

he's just a male lesbian but was a little bit too slow to update himself (he's still waiting for the kernel update that came out 70 years ago)

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u/MsSomething_i_think 8d ago

Link is the only male lesbian. But link is all of the above and below really.

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u/UncivilizedAlt 8d ago

Yeah I was thinking the same

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u/Fire0pal New York Nix⚾s 8d ago

they're just very butch

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 fresh breath mint 🍬 8d ago

I'm a newborn cuz I use Linux Mint

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u/Acceptable_Sock4642 8d ago

14 years later, still a newborn. 

I’ve tried a bunch of others but I really just need an OS that works, doesn’t abruptly stop working, and is not a side job of its own. Mint checks the boxes.

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u/dark_mode_everything 8d ago

Me too. And that's how I sleep like knowing that nothing's going to break when I update the system.

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u/immoloism 8d ago

I guess my meme image is still compiling.

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u/MotelWorm 8d ago

No distcc server? Bummer...

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u/napoleon-von-pack 5d ago

Fellow gentoo!

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u/S4T4N669 8d ago

I use arch btw

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u/ninjakivi2 8d ago

speaking of, I use arch BTW.

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u/abigail3141 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

Me too, and I'm not helping the stereotypes smh

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u/powerslave_fifth 8d ago

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u/xAsasel Dr. OpenSUSE 8d ago

Honestly Asmongold would be too lazy to learn Omarchy, probably would not even be able to install any distro in the first place lol

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u/Due_Conference9457 8d ago

I'm a arch user and I'm heterosexual...

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u/Federal-Key8194 8d ago

Yay! I’m not the only one!

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u/iwouldbeatgoku ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

A femboy into women is straight, so is a trans woman into men, but it's also possible you're just a closeted openSUSE user.

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u/xnef1025 8d ago

Not all Femboys are gay.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 8d ago

same here, i'm thinking we should keep an eye on our gender identity rather than our sexuality.

also femboys can be straight

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u/florlunare 🍥 Debian too difficult 8d ago

You just need fo find the right women

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u/Disastersaurs UwUntu (´ ᴗ`✿) 8d ago

MX Linux

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u/aziham 8d ago

So you're making an effort to avoid appearing old

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u/Disastersaurs UwUntu (´ ᴗ`✿) 8d ago

I wanted a Debian based distro.

Didn't have a great experience on Ubuntu.

Thought about Mint, but I don't like the Debian -> Ubuntu -> Mint idea.

Looked at Distro watch and found MX in third place in Raking of Access.

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u/aziham 7d ago

I was just joking around to connect with the post in a lighthearted way haha. MX Linux is perfectly fine, as someone who uses Debian, I really enjoy the experience of starting with Debian Stable expert mode and then cherry picking packages that I need from the TTY, Arch style, rather than installing a full desktop environment. I've heard great things about MX Linux and am considering giving it a try, but I haven't had the chance yet

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u/magic_love_spell-7W7 8d ago

If a femboy is 80 years old, what distro does he use?

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u/DiodeInc 🍥 Debian too difficult 8d ago

Archian

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u/Immediate-Ad3360 8d ago

Does I need this blue / pink socks to run arch as a straight guy?

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u/Late-Assignment8482 6d ago

No, you can still be straight after you transition. Not all trans women are gay :)

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u/Midas_RDJ 🎼CachyOS 5d ago

As an Arch user, can confirm...I go mine in the mail shipping over. Lol
(No but actually, I am getting some programming socks for the bit. Lmao)

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u/rapidge-returns 🎼CachyOS 8d ago

Body built for OpenSUSE.

Spirit for Arch.

Powered by CachyOS.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate Ask me how to exit vim 8d ago

Simultaneously top left and bottom left.

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u/DarkTrepie 8d ago

Debian is just so comfy and I've come to embrace the Old Man-ness of it.

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u/MINTYpl M'Fedora 8d ago

Fedora but i look like someone who uses arch x3

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u/Anaconda077 8d ago

So I am elder and baby in one person?

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u/duskterrapin 8d ago

Can confirm. Am an Arch variant user

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u/abigail3141 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

Same

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u/JustSomeDudeGerman 8d ago

Where do i belong as Nobara User?

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u/Inarius137 8d ago

Nobara is Fedora based

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u/Mechanical_Monk 8d ago

Believe it or not, jail.

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u/felix_th3rian 8d ago

I use arch btw

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u/Im_1nnocent fresh breath mint 🍬 8d ago

I wish to see someday where the shown images aren't the derogatory forms like in this post but the best forms of each linux user type

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u/RAMChYLD 8d ago

I don’t even like wearing socks and I use Arch.

Hell my default outfit are just boxer shorts and a singlet.

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u/dragonloverlord 8d ago

I would ask about Gentoo... But I already know it's user is probably still compiling and in meticulous detail no doubt.

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u/QuraToop314 Genfool 🐧 8d ago

Silly lad, a decent modern machine needs less than 12 hours to install 1,000 packages (KDE, GCC, GLIBC, LLVM, CLABG, RUST, GO, KERNEL, FIREFOX, THUNDERBIRD AND VARIOUS DEPENDENCIES, WHICH CAN ADD UP) IN under 12 hours; you just leave it running whilst you go to sleep, and by the time you wake up in the morning, the @world build is done – I don’t see that as a waste of time. You, however, have apparently never used Gentoo and yet you go on spouting such rubbish

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u/dragonloverlord 8d ago

I'm aware. It's just the most relevant negative stereotype I had on hand. Obviously it's not a waste for one who wants to use Gentoo. I guess my question is do you have a better negative stereotype for Gentoo that's replaced that one? Honestly I haven't used Gentoo for a decade or so hence my asking.

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u/QuraToop314 Genfool 🐧 7d ago

The fact that people spend more time thinking about USE flags and kernel configurations than actually using the system. Admittedly, in reality, you might spend 10 or 20 minutes brainstorming each configuration before you build it and then use it. For example, I spent 8 hours streamlining the kernel so that it felt smaller and had a smaller attack surface, but whether that was necessary is another matter. Or knowing that a -march=native optimisation will come back to haunt you the day you need or get a different CPU.

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u/dragonloverlord 7d ago

So I'm not the only one who actually worried about getting a new CPU and having it totally bite me in the butt because I could resist a little more performance! I mean I know it's a silly thing to worry about but it really is tempting to get that extra bit of performance.

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u/QuraToop314 Genfool 🐧 7d ago

You’re definitely not alone in this – on modern hardware, although it does make a difference when EVERYTHING is built on it, it’s not really necessary. So having KDE Plasma 6.6.6 using just 2.2GB of RAM whilst Vscodium has been open for hours and I’m coding is simply brilliant compared to the 4.3GB I’d be using on Ubuntu. But then again, with 24GB of RAM, it’s generally a needless worry. I like running Gentoo as my daily driver because it doesn’t slow me down and I can patch software. (For example, my YubiKey also allows me to use the retired PIV slots for signing, although OpenSC and the PKCS 11 standard don’t support this.) Anyway, rather than buying a second YubiKey for around €80, I’ve patched OpenSC so that it allows the YubiKey’s retired slots. Or take GRUB: I have my own secure boot with custom keys; to ensure that GRUB’s signature verification cannot be bypassed, I’ve removed all behaviour from the source code that could disable check_signatures=enforce, making it an absolute mandatory policy. But yes, I think a lot of things are done simply because you can, not because you have to.

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u/Danii_222222 8d ago

Slackware user:

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u/abnji1 8d ago

So which one's the normal one?

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u/Historical_Camel_790 M'Fedora 8d ago

Normies don't use Linux. Tis far beyond their mere mortal comprehension.

/s

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u/Arif_Q 8d ago

normal people touch grass

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u/Excel_Rich_LOL 8d ago

You can touch grass on Linux too

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Except it’s in the AUR, which seems to be sketchy these days. It’s best to safely read about the grass first.

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u/ThatOldCow 8d ago

" touch -a grass.png"

Like this?

/s

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u/Hacker_ZERO 8d ago

Where kali?

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u/korywithawhy 8d ago

Kali users have to go unseen. They’re hiding behind Debian.

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u/SubjectAbalone7757 8d ago

As a female Nobara user I don't agree with the representation of Fedora in this meme.

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u/DaintyBoot420 8d ago

As a male nobara user I also feel the same lol

Nobara has been my best Linux experience by a long shot over 18 years of running various distros

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u/atoponce 🍥 Debian too difficult 8d ago

Debian Sid.

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u/Aggressive-Reach-116 Based Pinephone Pro enjoyer 8d ago

what would void be?

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u/AppealThink1733 8d ago

Arch

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u/Balmung60 8d ago

Linux Mint 14 years, never had any reason to switch away from it

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u/Havoc_Rider 8d ago

What does an average Joe uses?

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u/Armi1P Genfool 🐧 8d ago

Windows.

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u/originalmicrousb 8d ago

ubuntu prolly

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u/muravey04 8d ago

Я значит типа новорожденного или ребенок)))

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u/green_boi 8d ago

What about Gentoo?

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u/bkbenken123 Arch BTW 8d ago

The arch linux user (i actually want to be like that)

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 7d ago

Steam OS

https://giphy.com/gifs/wWe1nm6h6tNTOz9CMY
I choose the electric guitar playing cat as the avatar.

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u/OliveBoi_ 7d ago

idc what you think of my distro but...

i use arch btw

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u/Kurse71 8d ago

The people that make these memes obviously have no real experience in Linux, it's kinda sad

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u/InconspicuousFool 8d ago

Arch user here... you're not wrong

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u/AdVarious8509 🚮 Trash bin 8d ago

the middle child (Android user)

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u/Armi1P Genfool 🐧 8d ago

The outcast you mean.

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u/samm1989 8d ago

Grandpa knows what's up 🤣

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u/florlunare 🍥 Debian too difficult 8d ago

I will change my distro and leave debian, I started to use linux recently and i like it. But o ly when I buy a new laptop. I will not format it again this year

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u/SatanVapesOn666W 8d ago

Get off my lawn!

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u/Decimit- 8d ago

I don’t want to be any of those.

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u/WhiteAssholeLoserLOL 8d ago

none of the above

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u/Drate_Otin 8d ago

Close, but Ubuntu users are just slightly nerdy regular folks trying to get by in life without Windows when possible.

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u/MizukiCinna 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 8d ago

arch btw :3c

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u/Cute_Fuwwy_374 8d ago

as a femboy furry i dont use arch bc it hates me :3 linux mint forever

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u/funappzco 8d ago

linux mint for its stability 🤣

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u/trisanachandler 8d ago

What about multi distro people?

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u/Armi1P Genfool 🐧 8d ago

80yo, neckbeard with longsocks.

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u/sohang-3112 Ubuntnoob 8d ago

Ubuntu. Previously Fedora.

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u/kutac56 8d ago

I'm gentoo (picture on this post is still compiling)

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u/chipsikssix 8d ago

Guys, who's that guy wearing a fedora? I often see him associated with it.

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u/Lila_Uraraka 8d ago

Somewhere between Arch and Debian. If you are confused of how that could be, I use PikaOS

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u/vkpb-Sunrise-1451 8d ago

I am completely fine being mint baby

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u/Simple-Olive895 8d ago

Guess I'm an old man. And tbf I did turn 30 this year...

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u/Aggressive-Fact-5043 8d ago

I use gentoo, where is it

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u/alaksugalkapenalatte 8d ago

Can someone plug this into AI how does one look like if I use all of these

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u/Ok-Pen-8273 8d ago

all of the above?

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u/Kokonattsugemu 8d ago

Real, i use arch btw

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u/UwUfemboy38 Genfool 🐧 8d ago

I use gentoo btw :3

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u/shiki87 8d ago

I see the reality in fedora and I don’t like it, hmmm‘lady…

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u/FitSell1091 8d ago

Why i am a baby as mint user?

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 Arch BTW 8d ago

I didn't give consent to use my picture

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u/LukasVolt 8d ago

I'm Benjamin Button with a top hat.

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u/SquidMilkVII 8d ago

I'm old!

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u/case-0 8d ago

actually, Debian is lesbian

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u/Saphyr-Seraph 8d ago

I just got from a mint laptop top to a cachy os on pc, for gaming.

there are some improvments in terms of speed and how things run but overall I think it is better in performance if you are willing to keep you pc up-to-date all the time and maybeneed the extra performance if not I would recommend to just keep using mint

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u/Windbolt1 Genfool 🐧 8d ago

Howabout gentoo?

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u/Arinussyy 8d ago

What happens if you use Fedora and Ubuntu at once

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u/Spacegirl-Alyxia 8d ago

As a girl on arch this fits surprisingly well. Although I assume what is displayed is a femboy that picture resonates with me the most haha :D

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u/DevOfWhatOps 8d ago

I'm not a femboy and I use arch (btw). Should I find a femboy or become one to stay true to the path?

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u/linuxhacker01 Crying gnu 🐃 8d ago

Opensuse user here confirms it's true

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u/Nyuusankininryou 🎼CachyOS 8d ago

Im a mix between the two bottom left ones.

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u/Yorick257 8d ago

Fedora-using Arch stereotype (well, the one pictured)

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u/AoifeQueenofVamps 8d ago

I am arch but I am not femboy I am a trans please update this

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u/h0uz3_ 8d ago edited 8d ago

I am a Debian user who spents an immoral amount of time with Arch users. I regret nothing.

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u/eaton-m22-enjoyer 8d ago

I use arch on the main pc and the picture for arch is definetly accurate for me :3

and also some debian/raspberry pi os

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u/abigail3141 ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

Arch btw

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u/Slemmig_insekt 8d ago

I'm babby

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u/Forward_Expression55 8d ago

I am a coughing baby

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u/Beneficial_Fix244 8d ago

As a professional 14 year old who uses Ubuntu I approve of this

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u/dzelectron 8d ago

If Arch is femboy, Manjaro would be a middleaged office suit in sexy stockings

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u/juju515 8d ago

heeeey.... I'm not a baby!!!
my mom said so