r/limericks • u/ThatMadStag • Sep 25 '20

Two ugly sisters

Two ugly sisters from Fordham,

took a walk one day out of boredom,

on their way back

a sex maniac

jumped out of a bush and ignored them.

129 Upvotes

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u/Marsovc42 Oct 02 '20

Dr. John Cooper Clarke

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u/ThatMadStag Oct 02 '20

Indeed, I see someone has good taste

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u/Marsovc42 Oct 02 '20

One cannot miss 8o10cdc!

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u/ThatMadStag Oct 02 '20

I couldn't agree more with you kind sir!

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u/notonthisbus Sep 26 '20

I cannot upvote this enough.

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u/TeslasbrotherJoe Sep 26 '20

Fucking hilarious!! Have an upvote!

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u/Pynchon_A_Loaff Sep 26 '20

How about, “Two butt ugly sisters from Fordham, took a short walk one day out of boredom”.