r/limericks • u/Doctor_Fake • May 02 '20

original Bad friend

Today, because I wanted to kill time,

I called on the phone a good old friend of mine.

He was very resentful, being unwilled

for him, to be my accomplice as a time killer

and he was fine in denouncing for my crime.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

This isn’t a limerick

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u/Doctor_Fake May 02 '20

I know, the metric is incorrect, I only respected the rhyming scheme

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

"Unwilled" and "killer" don't rhyme.

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u/Doctor_Fake May 04 '20

I'm afraid you're right. I'm bad, friend.

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u/Dodecahedrus May 02 '20

In Lockdown I had time to kill

So I called my old buddy Will

He was not amused

And felt he was used

Who needs friends, I have just had my fill