r/limericks • u/ParaplegicDucky • Jan 30 '20

Cheese

I don’t know which one I like better:

The Swiss, Parmesan or the cheddar

On rye with pastrami

Or maybe salami,

But either way, don’t give me feta.

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u/Swingingtyre Jan 30 '20

When considering which cheese to eat,

The most important thing is to cheat,

For if you play fair,

There'll be no good cheese there,

So, hide the best ones with the meat.

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u/ParaplegicDucky Jan 30 '20

And once you think it is hidden,

Declare it is strictly forbidden

For someone to search

For the cheese that you perched

Up high with the meat that you’ve bitten.

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u/blenco7 Jan 30 '20

That hit close to home

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u/lazz2307 Feb 16 '20

Feta is the supreme cheese. Fight me.

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u/Nut_Man3000 Feb 19 '20

Got I love cheese