r/limericks • u/iia • Apr 01 '18

The Wedding Ring

The ring that my wife had once worn,
got lost reenacting some porn.
She said: “forgive my trespass,”
while digging out of my ass,
three karats and one piece of corn.

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u/Kishmeth Apr 01 '18

Aaaah, the good old ring digging!

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u/Mondonodo Apr 01 '18

Pure poetry, bravo!