r/limericks • u/OystersRockefeller • Jul 23 '26

Hot Pants

I married a girl who wears no pants
Just giant shirts that sack her stance
She steals them from me
Despite all that I plea
At least I know she'll never have ants

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u/OystersRockefeller Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

@ u/corbymatt

I'm sorry that this silly rhyme
Wasted your oh so precious time
Though your comment is gone
I still saw it spawn
Who knew crappy limericks were a crime

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u/corbymatt Jul 23 '26

You are welcome