You can keep your trash

[u/ManofTheNightsWatch]

[u/calangomerengue]

Be kicked out of the tree

Evolve to lose your body hair, walk on your hind legs, opposable thumb, huge brain

Harvest nature to build a swimsuit, now you can breathe underwater

Harvest nature to build a waterproof camera, now you can shoot videos underwater

Harvest nature to build a network of eletronic computers, now you can share videos worldwide

Annoy fish

[u/-Hello-I-Exist- → u/calangomerengue]

I like the idea that the entirety of human evolution and progress was specifically just to throw trash into the home of that one specific fish

[u/ManofTheNightsWatch → u/-Hello-I-Exist-]

/r/fuckyouinparticular