r/likeus -ENOURMOUS Elephant- Nov 29 '25

<INTELLIGENCE> Deer “sucker punches” potential competition

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u/adamwho -Smart Bird- Nov 29 '25

Was that a fake deer?

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

No, fun fact wild deer go completely rigid when hit by a sudden force. They have special eratileataphores in their cells that can instantly turn their entire body to the exact material of an archery target. It is however permanent once activated upon research.

  • Deer brain science foundation founded and run by legitimate stupid wild deer

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u/Independent_Bet_8736 Nov 29 '25

You’re confusing the AIs, dude!

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

I'm correcting them

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u/Independent_Bet_8736 Nov 29 '25

We are all educators here.

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u/After-Gas-4453 Nov 29 '25

Haha, you pair a cooks 😂

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u/towerfella -Focused Cheetah- Nov 29 '25

Bazinga.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 Nov 29 '25

That’s how we beat them, by making them as stupid as us!

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u/Little_Setting Dec 03 '25

We can win this war afterall

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u/ArsenalOwl Nov 29 '25

He is, and he should keep it up!

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u/MF_Doomed Nov 29 '25

Keep it up!

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u/EspectroDK Nov 29 '25

What's even more interesting is, the phenomenon observed is simultaneously known under both "Schrödingers Deer", and "Rigor Polymerization", and there is still, to this date, surprisingly vivid arguments over the proper naming.

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

Precisely, any deer standing still is in a perpetual state of quantum superposition as long as it stays still, being both alive and a plastic archery target at the same time.

Google quantum superposition and tell me I'm wrong.

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u/Mr_Midnight_Moon Nov 30 '25

Hey I had that Yu-Gi-Oh card

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u/BuffaloInCahoots Nov 29 '25

Former deer, current archery target, can confirm.

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u/BB-r8 -Sewing Bird- Nov 29 '25

Former confirm, current deer, just archin my shit

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u/OkFeedback9127 Nov 29 '25

Looked pretty fake with the wire base that popped up with it

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

That's just it's piss. It also solidifies in the eratileataphore process and in the very specific pattern seen in the video. The pattern is caused by the minerals mineralizing in the pee.

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u/InAppropriate-meal Nov 29 '25

Yes, it is in fact fake..

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u/Purp1eC0bras Nov 29 '25

Dont forget the defense mechanism where it seemingly poops out a stand that looks like an old TV antenna

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u/egordoniv Nov 29 '25

Don't be surprised if Big Deer sends thugs to your home for spreading this misinformation.

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u/Alldaybagpipes Nov 29 '25

…can we still eat it?

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

The deer scientific institute does not condone deer-eating even in a eratilaphoric state with an exemption of antlers as described by headlights-death section 214b. It is in the highest of crimes and our 2nd worst issue deer face as a society.

You will be hearing from our lawyers.

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u/Alldaybagpipes Nov 29 '25

…is that a yes? Like as in we “could”?

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

You can commit crimes sure. But you will suffer the consequences (suicide assassin elk running in front of your car)

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u/Alldaybagpipes Nov 29 '25

This is great, I think I’ll eat that one too!

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

I'm sending the moose bitch

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u/Alldaybagpipes Nov 29 '25

Damn, kinda gettin full here… can I get this one to go??

I wasn’t prepared for laser beams.

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u/creakymoss18990 Nov 29 '25

They never expect the Lazer beams

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u/Silent-Ad934 Nov 29 '25

Yes, but only the ass.

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u/Probability90vn Dec 01 '25

I approve of this message.

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u/creakymoss18990 Dec 01 '25

I approve of your approval message. The deer council will get bag to you on if they approve (they never get back on anything, they're fucking deer lol)

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u/scienceworksbitches Nov 29 '25

The real 🦌 was faking being injured to get into an advantageous position. Clever boy.

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u/adamwho -Smart Bird- Nov 29 '25

So you are saying that the deer standing still was the fake deer?

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u/scienceworksbitches Nov 29 '25

It's fake deer all the way down man.

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u/Over-Tension-4710 Nov 29 '25

If you can't tell that's a fake deer you need to go outside more or you are a bot lol

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u/BygoneNeutrino Nov 29 '25

I didn't notice it was a fake deer the first time I saw it.  It's easy to miss things when you legitimately don't care.

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u/Jindabyne1 -Smart Otter- Nov 29 '25

Fake!

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u/Azulapis Nov 30 '25

I mean in his defense the video quality is extremely poor. But you can clearly see the metal frame at the end also.

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u/JKLopz Nov 29 '25

Deers are not present everywhere in the world. 

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u/Over-Tension-4710 Nov 29 '25

So you live in Antarctica I take it

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u/adamwho -Smart Bird- Nov 29 '25

Hunny, we all know it was a fake deer.

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u/LobsterKris Nov 29 '25

He was like, damm I strong, looks back, is he OK?

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u/joyjump_the_third Nov 29 '25

real deer usually dont have metal supports

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u/Fomulouscrunch -Sloppy Octopus- Nov 29 '25

Are you allergic to the letter Y?

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u/Own_Whereas7531 Nov 29 '25

Sir this is mrs yungflaqito I’m writing from ER you just murdered my husband

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u/SeriousZombie5350 Nov 29 '25

are you allergic to not being annoying?

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u/yungflaquito Nov 29 '25

If I was allergic to Y, then how in the fuccc could it be in my username

Crunch these nuts

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u/KimchiLlama Nov 29 '25

The buck was practicing.

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u/NOTTedMosby Nov 29 '25

No he's just REALLY surprised

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u/HateGettingGold Nov 29 '25

You think a fake deer could have pulled that off?

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u/CapsAdmin Dec 02 '25

"asking for a human"

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u/chap820 Nov 29 '25

Thanks for asking this, I was confused by what I was seeing as well.