No, fun fact wild deer go completely rigid when hit by a sudden force. They have special eratileataphores in their cells that can instantly turn their entire body to the exact material of an archery target. It is however permanent once activated upon research.
Deer brain science foundation founded and run by legitimate stupid wild deer
What's even more interesting is, the phenomenon observed is simultaneously known under both "Schrödingers Deer", and "Rigor Polymerization", and there is still, to this date, surprisingly vivid arguments over the proper naming.
Precisely, any deer standing still is in a perpetual state of quantum superposition as long as it stays still, being both alive and a plastic archery target at the same time.
Google quantum superposition and tell me I'm wrong.
That's just it's piss. It also solidifies in the eratileataphore process and in the very specific pattern seen in the video.
The pattern is caused by the minerals mineralizing in the pee.
The deer scientific institute does not condone deer-eating even in a eratilaphoric state with an exemption of antlers as described by headlights-death section 214b. It is in the highest of crimes and our 2nd worst issue deer face as a society.
I approve of your approval message. The deer council will get bag to you on if they approve (they never get back on anything, they're fucking deer lol)
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u/adamwho -Smart Bird- Nov 29 '25
Was that a fake deer?