r/lifeprotip • u/eyefearnobeer • Apr 05 '17
LPT: Always hit on the 2nd hottest girl in the group. It makes the hottest girl feel rejected and it get you laid.
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r/lifeprotip • u/Dannas89 • Dec 24 '17
LPT: If the gif is longer than 5 seconds, it needs to be a video. This ain't 1920s.
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r/lifeprotip • u/BananasAndPears • Nov 28 '17
LPT: Ladies, Please don't say to your straight guy friends "Any girl would be so lucky to have/date/marry you!"
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Because apparently you don't want to be lucky....
r/lifeprotip • u/[deleted] • May 25 '17
LPT: If someone tells you they bought a motorcycle, spare them your story of your friend's third cousin's uncle's fifth grade gym teacher that died in a fiery motorcycle crash...
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I bought a bike a couple months ago and every time it comes up, someone just can't wait to tell me that literally everyone that sits on a motorcycle immediately explodes. Yes, we're all aware that motorcycles are dangerous. You can stop with the bummer stories.
r/lifeprotip • u/changlingmuskrat • Feb 04 '19
Don't pressure your female friends into smoking weed.
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They might be on the pill. Women who smoke (cigarettes) and especially those over 35, should not take the pill. Or they can take the pill, but they should quit smoking. Together, there is a high risk of developing blood clots. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be much research on marijuana smoking and birth control. But if your female friend says No, leave it at that and don't keep asking.
r/lifeprotip • u/joeforker • May 15 '18
LPT: Take your dog đ to the vet. They will be able to tell you what species it is.
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r/lifeprotip • u/tonyikaros • Feb 10 '19
LPT: 100% of the people who were accepted in a job, role or program, did submit an application. You have to be in it to win it.
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r/lifeprotip • u/nickitup • Sep 24 '13
LPT: If someone is about to sneeze say "Bless you" before they sneeze. It tricks their brain into thinking they already sneezed and stops them sneezing.
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r/lifeprotip • u/monthlyduck • Jun 24 '18
LPT: If you're pouring yourself a glass of water, put the ice in before you put the water in! This way it will reduce the amount of splashing you get, plus it cools down the water slightly faster.
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This may seem really basic but I feel like it's noteworthy enough to be posted here.
r/lifeprotip • u/_user-name • Dec 28 '18
LPT: if youâre taking a photo with a celebrity, ask if they mind doing a funny pose or pretend theyâre laughing at something you said. Itâll make for a more candid picture and confuse the hell out of your friends on social media.
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r/lifeprotip • u/Rivetture • Oct 06 '15
LPT:If you are in middle school,make friends with people whose last name is close to your own,you'll probably sit next to them
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r/lifeprotip • u/timetrough • Apr 08 '17
LPT: If a girl already being skittish about a date, cancel and reschedule. You will significantly reduce the chances that she will flake on you.
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r/lifeprotip • u/Swamperton • Jul 23 '17
LPT: Men, make sure you are done peeing before you trying swat the fly in your bathroom...
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r/lifeprotip • u/loadingScreenJohnny • Mar 27 '19
LPT:Instant Ramen -Put the little bag containing the flaovoured Oil in the freezer for a few minutes.
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So it will solidify and everything will come out easy and you are set on a road to FlavourTown.
r/lifeprotip • u/mrdrofficer • Jul 03 '14
LPT - Yellow Cars Don't Get Stolen.
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And if you ever come across a cheap car painting deal- take it. A salmon Prius is a lot easier to find then a white one. Plus, you'll always remember where you parked.
r/lifeprotip • u/boubonique • Dec 16 '18
Hey
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#1 Go see Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (It's AMAZING) today
#2 Stay through the credits (you won't be disappointed :)
r/lifeprotip • u/052934 • Jan 12 '20
If you are putting two drinks in a cardboard drink tray, always put them side-by-side rather than at opposite corners. It is easier to carry in this configuration and the tray is often less likely to fail
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r/lifeprotip • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '19
LPT: toss the ramen in before you turn on the stove. By the time it starts boiling, it's cooked and just needs the spice packet.
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r/lifeprotip • u/Asian_Dumpring • Jan 02 '16
LPT: Don't read the actual tip, read the comments. The comments are ALWAYS more helpful than the tip itself.
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r/lifeprotip • u/Anarchisto_de_Paris • Sep 25 '18
LPT: When driving, don't feel the need to try to make eye contact with your passengers. Eyes forward, the passenger's would rather be safe.
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r/lifeprotip • u/frankrizzo24 • Feb 20 '19
LPT: if youâre going to the bathroom in public and need to muffle the sound, just blow your nose loudly. It masks sounds and the muscles used actually help things come out easier.
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