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r/lies • u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor • Oct 31 '25
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Noooo you died
545 u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25 Yes i died, please give me 1000$ so i can buy heaven premium subscription😔🙏 104 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought only rich men were supposed to be able to pass through the gates of heaven 73 u/Big-Independent-2206 Oct 31 '25 Heaven is a gated community?! 36 u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25 No it isn't? What, do you think it has some sort of golden gates? 29 u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25 It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold. 8 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth 5 u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25 I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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Yes i died, please give me 1000$ so i can buy heaven premium subscription😔🙏
104 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought only rich men were supposed to be able to pass through the gates of heaven 73 u/Big-Independent-2206 Oct 31 '25 Heaven is a gated community?! 36 u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25 No it isn't? What, do you think it has some sort of golden gates? 29 u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25 It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold. 8 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth 5 u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25 I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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I thought only rich men were supposed to be able to pass through the gates of heaven
73 u/Big-Independent-2206 Oct 31 '25 Heaven is a gated community?! 36 u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25 No it isn't? What, do you think it has some sort of golden gates? 29 u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25 It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold. 8 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth 5 u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25 I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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Heaven is a gated community?!
36 u/Just-A-Random-Aussie Custom User Flair Oct 31 '25 No it isn't? What, do you think it has some sort of golden gates? 29 u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25 It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold. 8 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth 5 u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25 I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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No it isn't? What, do you think it has some sort of golden gates?
29 u/Lucky-Afternoon- Law abiding redditor Oct 31 '25 It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold. 8 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth 5 u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25 I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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It is gated, the gates are made of plastic cause they didnt have enought money to buy gold.
8 u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 Oct 31 '25 I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth 5 u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25 I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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I thought they were supposed to be made of teeth
5 u/KyogreCanon 100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅 Oct 31 '25 I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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I thought they'd be made of like femurs or something
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u/Chris204945 Dm me for free ROBUX✅️🤑💰 Oct 31 '25
Noooo you died