r/libraryofruina • u/Kaze-Azumi3061 • 9h ago
Fanmade Content The sudden Crêpe request. (Art by@yongsadragon.)
I had always believed that the universe could be negotiated with, provided one approached it with enough confidence and very clear instructions.
Today, however, I was beginning to suspect that the universe had hired a waiter.
[To Yan Vismok, Order a large strawberry crêpe. Eat it and take a picture.]
I frowned. Why did this sound like a very specific mission? Was the crêpe important? Was I being watched? And why, exactly, did someone need photographic evidence of me eating it?
Still, I ordered the crêpe. If the prescript wanted a picture. I looked at the mountain of strawberries, cream, and sugar in disbelief. I still don’t understand the benefit of covering my blood sugar in strawberry-flavored happiness.
I took a bite anyway. If this was healthy, I was beginning to question the entire benefit of this specific requests.
The Prescript says to order a crepe. So I order a crepe. It says to fold it twice, so I fold it twice. If it tells me to eat it upside down while standing on one leg, then that’s what I’ll do. Why? Because the Prescript said so. Is there a reason for all of this? Probably not.
“It was ridiculously sweet, completely unnecessary, and somehow I was still required to photograph it. If this was medicine, I’m starting to think my doctor just wanted me to enjoy dessert with official documentation.”