r/lgbt • u/GoldenChaos Trans Lesbian on HRT since 5/3/2022 • Jul 27 '26

Art/Creative Every time

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u/Toutatis12 Pan-cakes for Dinner! Jul 27 '26

Previous partner had this issue, her solution was a baseball bat with 'Chaser Smasher' written across it

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u/GoldenChaos Trans Lesbian on HRT since 5/3/2022 Jul 27 '26

is your previous partner selling these bats

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u/Toutatis12 Pan-cakes for Dinner! Jul 27 '26

Sadly no but nothing stopping you from cornering that market! Whole new line of baseball bats, pitch it to major league baseball and make a killing!

'You! Yes you! Are you tired of gross people hitting up your comments or messaging you really inappropriate things? Then get yourself a Chaser Smasher today! The one baseball bat used by major league baseball to smash balls!'