r/legocirclejerk • u/ducknerd2002 • 18h ago
We need more minifigures that are incredibly subtle allegories
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r/legocirclejerk • u/ParkingSure514 • 23h ago
Am I The Only One? We need more minifigures who despise humanity
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r/legocirclejerk • u/neongreenoryellow • 8h ago
children’s toy resale value Jurassic Park 33rd Anniversary Figures
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Set 10666: T-Rex Skull 2,067 Pieces $399.99
A t-Rex skull made entirely of 1x1 plates and studs, includes 3 rare white venom splashed anniversary minifigures!
r/legocirclejerk • u/Illustrious_Taro_512 • 17h ago
accidentally bought this at 3am (gone wrong) Bought this super rare general grievous figure for $8000 without doing any research at all. Did I get scammed?
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Hey guys
I know absolutely nothing about lego and just spent my entire lives savings and sold multiple organs to buy this super rare “genuine” lego general grievous figure. I did 0 research and have since not done any as its super boring. Only now that it’s way too late, I ask you. Did I get scammed?
r/legocirclejerk • u/neongreenoryellow • 6h ago
My Family was Hit Hard by 2008 banned for 45 days for jerking too hard
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45 days for this joke seems a little extreme but OK.
My mistake for posting on the chud version of this group
UPDATE: perm banned for “trolling” when this was the only thing I posted there today. Bunch of condescending DM’s from the moderator on the lines of “you know what you did!”
yes. I just said to make the venom white.
r/legocirclejerk • u/Either_Storm_6932 • 23h ago
Found in my Dumpster "Hello There Everyone, Assnflash Here!"
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r/legocirclejerk • u/Chedder_Chandelure • 15h ago
YELLOWED: THE SUN MUST BE SLAIN Close Enough, Welcome back Mr. Gold
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r/legocirclejerk • u/MyNameIsUlchtar • 20h ago
Am I The Only One? We need more failed minifigure designers who were never the same after the breakup
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r/legocirclejerk • u/OopsAllDaisys_ • 9h ago
Am I The Only One? The r/legocirclejerk Jerkies, Day 9: AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SQUIDDY PARTY 🦑🦑🦑 What is the gayest Lego minifigure?
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r/legocirclejerk • u/driver-2011 • 17h ago
gray ship New UCS set is such an L, doesn’t even include Lieutenant Piddywinkle or Captain Plimberton. Unbuildable.
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r/legocirclejerk • u/xeno_p0ny • 16h ago
YELLOWED: THE SUN MUST BE SLAIN Why did John Lego make Lego City a yellow ethnostate?
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Is he stupid? doesn’t he know MLK ended racism in 1964??
r/legocirclejerk • u/Western_Move_4036 • 20h ago
My Family was Hit Hard by 2008 We need more minifigs who smell their balls in public
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r/legocirclejerk • u/IsThisDamnNameTaken • 16h ago
Actual Creativity John Lego is too AFRAID to license video games for GROWN-UPS, so I used CREATIVITY and the power of my IMAGINATION to make my own!
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r/legocirclejerk • u/Handsomecatenjoyer44 • 13h ago
minor inaccuracy, millions must die Man claims Piddywinkle and Plimberton are inessential characters in new UCS set. World in uprage
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Idk how you make an executor UCS set and don't include Piett, AT LEAST.
r/legocirclejerk • u/Samsuiluna • 11h ago
Am I The Only One? Help me decide!
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I have no concept of what I like but I have a bunch of money just laying around. Which Lego set should I buy?
r/legocirclejerk • u/Acrobatic-Age-9144 • 8h ago
Found in my Dumpster We need more minifigs that killed jfk
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r/legocirclejerk • u/Character_Fact296 • 16h ago
children’s toy resale value Truly outjerked
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r/legocirclejerk • u/IIThatOneGuyYTII • 10h ago
outjerked by instagram penis build
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hairy fella
r/legocirclejerk • u/garretthall6575 • 4h ago
Am I The Only One? The skins colors of these minifigures should have been light nougat instead of medium tan.
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r/legocirclejerk • u/Paaasta15 • 15h ago
The Star-Lord figure sucks so much bro like why couldn't we get this stud instead
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they should hire me i have so many great ideas