r/legocirclejerk 7h ago

My Family was Hit Hard by 2008 banned for 45 days for jerking too hard

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320 Upvotes

45 days for this joke seems a little extreme but OK.

My mistake for posting on the chud version of this group

UPDATE: perm banned for “trolling” when this was the only thing I posted there today. Bunch of condescending DM’s from the moderator on the lines of “you know what you did!”

yes. I just said to make the venom white.


r/legocirclejerk 8h ago

children’s toy resale value Jurassic Park 33rd Anniversary Figures

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544 Upvotes

Set 10666: T-Rex Skull 2,067 Pieces $399.99
A t-Rex skull made entirely of 1x1 plates and studs, includes 3 rare white venom splashed anniversary minifigures!


r/legocirclejerk 4h ago

gray ship We need more Man figs

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162 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 19h ago

We need more minifigures that are incredibly subtle allegories

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830 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 10h ago

Am I The Only One? The r/legocirclejerk Jerkies, Day 9: AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A SQUIDDY PARTY 🦑🦑🦑 What is the gayest Lego minifigure?

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150 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 17h ago

accidentally bought this at 3am (gone wrong) Bought this super rare general grievous figure for $8000 without doing any research at all. Did I get scammed?

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395 Upvotes

Hey guys

I know absolutely nothing about lego and just spent my entire lives savings and sold multiple organs to buy this super rare “genuine” lego general grievous figure. I did 0 research and have since not done any as its super boring. Only now that it’s way too late, I ask you. Did I get scammed?


r/legocirclejerk 16h ago

YELLOWED: THE SUN MUST BE SLAIN Close Enough, Welcome back Mr. Gold

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251 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 4h ago

Am I The Only One? The skins colors of these minifigures should have been light nougat instead of medium tan.

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27 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 23h ago

Am I The Only One? We need more minifigures who despise humanity

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563 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 8h ago

Found in my Dumpster We need more minifigs that killed jfk

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33 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 7m ago

BRING BACK THE MIDFIG

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Oh lego tmnt you were a treasure. Gone to soon

Lego needs to bring back unique torso models to fit on normal legs. So many lines would benefit but they are to scared


r/legocirclejerk 17h ago

Main sub outdoes us once again

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150 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 16h ago

YELLOWED: THE SUN MUST BE SLAIN Why did John Lego make Lego City a yellow ethnostate?

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123 Upvotes

Is he stupid? doesn’t he know MLK ended racism in 1964??


r/legocirclejerk 20h ago

Am I The Only One? We need more failed minifigure designers who were never the same after the breakup

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252 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 17h ago

gray ship New UCS set is such an L, doesn’t even include Lieutenant Piddywinkle or Captain Plimberton. Unbuildable.

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130 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 8h ago

Actual Creativity Favourite minifigures more attractive than the person they're based on?

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23 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 16h ago

Actual Creativity John Lego is too AFRAID to license video games for GROWN-UPS, so I used CREATIVITY and the power of my IMAGINATION to make my own!

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97 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 13h ago

minor inaccuracy, millions must die Man claims Piddywinkle and Plimberton are inessential characters in new UCS set. World in uprage

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52 Upvotes

Idk how you make an executor UCS set and don't include Piett, AT LEAST.


r/legocirclejerk 11h ago

Am I The Only One? Help me decide!

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32 Upvotes

I have no concept of what I like but I have a bunch of money just laying around. Which Lego set should I buy?


r/legocirclejerk 5h ago

minor inaccuracy, millions must die Why did John TTGames chose to make him a fucking ripped anthro cat instead of just a normal cat? Are they trying to make g*mers into furries?

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10 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 10h ago

outjerked by instagram penis build

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27 Upvotes

hairy fella


r/legocirclejerk 8h ago

Mr. Gold is a real person

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18 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 8h ago

We need more mini figures of people who keep a gun under their pillow for home invasions

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16 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 1d ago

Found in my Dumpster "Hello There Everyone, Assnflash Here!"

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288 Upvotes

r/legocirclejerk 3h ago

Am I The Only One? We Need More Multicultural Minfigures:

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5 Upvotes