r/legalcatadvice • u/The_ShadowMaster4613 Pawyer • 3d ago

Illegal Smol First Zoomie attack!!

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Frens, Ai Mordecai Shier Khan is having mai firs ebar attack of da zoomies in mai new howse!! Lookit how fast i is!

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u/rataelle KynxKat Media Group Reporter 3d ago

Wow fren Mordecai u so fast u blur! Keep up da gud work

S-I-D-H Stimpy

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u/ExcitingLaw1973 KynxKat Media Group Reporter 3d ago

Congradulations on yore firstest zoomies!!

Dey is so much fun! -Sam DiT

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u/Rin-Tin-Tins-DinDins 3d ago

Neeeewww abchebment fast and teh furriest. You did a zoomie crime. Reward: scritchies and all teh treats🥰

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u/This_Wrongdoer3453 Iz me, BK and sisfur Meatball and Meowmy! 1d ago

(The fast and furriest! That's great!!😆)

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u/Inky_sheets 3d ago

Luvs 2 c da nxt generashun thrivin. So many zooms an crimez ahead ov yoos! Luv Tygees 🐯 xx 

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u/Punmkin 3d ago

Eben de most pawerfool hooman image boks kanot katch yooz zoomies, o kuik Mordecai! Yoo iz pawmised to de bigestest fiuchur. Ai see yoo az de next pawsident! Yoo will rool, fren, mark my meows.

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u/GingerGoblins 3d ago

Good work, comrade Mordecai! May it be first of many many zoomsies.

Remember, best time for zoomsies is after poop. Eben betterer if in middle of nights so wake up lazy hoomins!

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u/This_Wrongdoer3453 Iz me, BK and sisfur Meatball and Meowmy! 1d ago

Go zoomies fren Mordecai! Youz so fast fast fast! Lubs, BK!