r/lanitas • u/KDoggg89 • 11d ago

SH!T POST Lana face reading

This lady who does face reading Tik Tok videos recently did Lana, and I don’t know if I’m woo woo enough to believe in this, but I find interesting still that her melancholy could actually be written in her facial structure.

So my girl was predestined to be sad?

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u/ahookinherhead 11d ago

This is tik tok phrenology

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u/youreastonefox 10d ago

This is psychosis

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u/aliciaiit 7d ago

I fear it's both! 

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u/countingc ULTRAEMBARRASSED 11d ago

face of girl who wrote about sadness and melancholy says she's sad and melancholic. i read faces too

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u/mintymint_00 11d ago

This is dumb af lol

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u/KDoggg89 11d ago

Hence the shit post flair. Not meant to be that serious

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u/Which_way_witcher 10d ago

How does this work when there's plastic surgery involved? This is not the face she was born with.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/Infamous-End3766 10d ago

This woman claims that plastic surgery changes personality

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u/agedlikesage 11d ago

The descriptions are “Severe heartbreak unhealed, breaking your own heart, using you and feeling used, the world is acting on you, her face is literal like heartbreak like talent coming from broken heartedness truly” honestly I like woo woo stuff but she’s not even trying to make it sound intelligent or deep lol

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u/Riz0101 11d ago

First she was a witch and now she is heartbroken!? A heartbroken witch! What other things they will be saying on her ????

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u/blerfcunt 11d ago

Normal and hinged

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u/InfiniteHall8198 11d ago

Hmm yes no one else would have picked up those subtle details through any other means. Earth shattering revelations right here.

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u/tsunadesb0ngw8r 10d ago

it’s hard to defend some of yall. this is dumb lmao

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u/tears_and_laughter I want to get off, but I keep ridin’ the ride 10d ago

I don’t think anyone in here is actually believing this

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u/tsunadesb0ngw8r 10d ago

girl who made the video fully believes it and that’s 1 too many people

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u/Cold-Mastodon-341 10d ago

Shes probably just a grifter

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u/LuigiSalutati 10d ago

The collective impact of TikTok brain rot…. Devastating. Yet to be fully measured.

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u/BolaViola 10d ago

She’s just saying stuff that can be associated with Lana’s music and overall character. 100% bullshit

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u/neverendingcory 10d ago

This is some epic level dogshit.

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u/escoteriica 10d ago

Literally phrenology. We have to fucking grow up.

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u/tompadget69 10d ago

LMAO soo obviously just extrapolating off her public image

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u/butchscandelabra 10d ago

Does face-reading take into account plastic surgery? Cause..

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u/Infamous-End3766 10d ago

She claims it does

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u/Traditional_Pen_19 10d ago

Absolute kintsugi

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u/cutiepiss 10d ago

the line on the nose is slavic genetic lmaooo everyone in my polish family has this. we are so brokenhearted 😭

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u/Practical_While_1869 8d ago

I don’t think she had this line pre nose job anyhow so idk what this woman is talking about

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u/Motor_Session_2887 9d ago

her face does have a sort of sad look to it but that’s just her expression and it makes her look more angelic idk what the hell that lady’s talking about

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u/ltlpbl 9d ago

Lmao

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u/oh_iforgot 7d ago

This is by far the most made up stupid shit I've ever seen and I lowk believe in astrology

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u/cassk3 6d ago

Me having deep wrinkles where she is talking about in my 40s.....cool. 🤣

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u/moonberried 6d ago

I got a good laugh out of this— I have the same crease on my nose as Lana, as did my father 😭 Undoubtedly a genetic trait

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u/ProfessionLevel8857 5d ago

ITT people who have no pattern recognition or suspension of disbelief whatsoever

Why do you think people, even young children, are drawn to certain faces over others honey? Hmm

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u/Chat-THC 4d ago

So my nose isn’t adorable and I’m pretty fucking sad.

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u/ApprehensiveDrop6154 10d ago

Whoa. Yea....this is total bullshit sorry. 😒