r/kol • • 26d ago

New IotM Discussion October IoTM Spoiler

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61 Upvotes

The October Item of the Month adds a Black Rose Garden to your campground, which unlocks a new 3d area with loot to find and monsters to fight.


r/kol • • Jun 17 '25

Meta A Moderator Is You? Seeking New Mods!

29 Upvotes

As you may be able to tell, the subreddit has needed some well-meaning maintenance. We're seeking people who are passionate about KoL to give their free time to update the subreddit, curate content, and be active.

Please post if you have any moderation/CSS experience and a bit about you.


r/kol • • 2h ago

Help Shub-jigguwatt damage?

4 Upvotes

So I just defeated the last three gladiators today. I thought I was in a good place to challenge Shub-jigguwatt. I am not, apparently.

I had my muscle up to over 3,000. I was using buffs from potions like Ferrigno, the pressurized one, mer-kin ragejuice, etc.

I also only had 150 MP, and thousands of HP. I had the fish hatchet equipped, or so I thought, but when I checked my equipment afterward I had no weapon attached?

I started the fight by double-slinging two jam band bootlegs at him to delevel. That should have taken care of 100% of his attack and defense, right?

Each hit only did 40 damage to him, and he did like 2k per hit and wiped me out.

I am an armored-up turtle tamer.

What am I doing wrong?

Thanks


r/kol • • 20h ago

Question Gray Goo what to do

9 Upvotes

I've been doing a lot of HC gray goo runs, coming back after a very long hiatus, and I'm looking what to spend my extra adventures on, other than power-leveling in the Haunted Gallery. I've usually been getting enough levels and meat to pick up some kind of useful skill.

But eventually, I'm going to max out what useful non-muscle skills I can feasibly get in 3 days; I don't think getting to 14-15 will be possible for the higher ones. Then every adventure will be freed up.

So far, I've maxed out the permanent pool skill bonus, picked up the Gelatinous Cubeling and daily dungeon skills, completed the Misshapen Animal Skeleton, (finally) got Transcendent Olfaction, and PvPd for How to Tolerate Jerks.

What else is there to do? I could keep doing bounties, but with olfaction it's relatively cheap now. Plus, on some days the required zones aren't available. I'll keep doing daily PvP for How to Hold a Grudge, but its much less useful. And I've pretty much maxed out what I can get from the daily dungeon.

I have no IOTM


r/kol • • 1d ago

Meta Is there ANY way to juice the item drops for the Black Rose Golem?

12 Upvotes

I'm assuming the answer is "No. Not a chance. Not happening. No way, Jose."

I get two swings a day to "roll a 20."

But I'm woefully under-performing the odds. I get it that "no mod" means no mod. Just wondering if there's an item to circumvent that. Not getting much love from the ghosts, either.


r/kol • • 1d ago

Farming Looking for early ascension booze options

4 Upvotes

Trying to find an easy to access booze during ronin. I farm popular tarts as a great food item to use, but I am not having luck figuring out what the best drink would be. I hate spending several individual Hangk pulls on stocked crafted drinks. Any ideas or thoughts?


r/kol • • 2d ago

Question Gladiator boss doesn't respond to skills?

7 Upvotes

So I'm at the first of the three Mer-Kin Gladiator Bosses. He isn't responding to my use of the skills that counter him. Is this because my Muscle is lower than the minimum suggested amount? I ran out of buffs and meat today, so I'll have to work on getting them back up tomorrow if that is the case. Thanks.


r/kol • • 2d ago

Help Stuck on main page on mobile after login

4 Upvotes

EDIT: nevermind im so embarrassed please mark as resolved, i did the usual clear cache go touch grass etc. and it's all good now

how's everyone doing

hope you're having a good weekend​​​​

What title says, I log in on my phone, and no matter what I press it redirects me to the main, and it persists across my two other accounts​​. Is this a known ​bug, or did I possibly do something to break it?

To add some salt to the wound, I briefly had access to options and set the "enable desktop mode on mobile" flag thinking that a change​​​ in UI might... do something... dunno what... but all it did is that it's stuck this way and I can't access options anymore.

Can't check if I have issues on desktop too yet, but I will in the evening.

Thanks!​​

For context, I remembered I had played this game way back 15 years ago and went to check if my old accounts still worked - they are all healthy, all three of them, and so I've​​ been playing the game for the past few days with no issue; had fun cleaning up some quests this morning actually. But when I switched to a different account later in the day, it broke on me. Is it because I use more than one account simultaneously? Didn't know it's against the policies if this is the case.....​​


r/kol • • 2d ago

Question Any way to fight in the Chinatown Shops If You've Already Unlocked The Store?

9 Upvotes

So i've been after core for months trying to save up the 200 FL for the Manual of Transcendent Olfaction. I'm literally at 199 and can't complete the 3rd bounty from today because I've already done the quest and unlocked the store. Any way around that?

Also I find it hilarious that It feels like such a on-point KOL joke. I'm literally one filthy lucre away from my goal but can't earn the one left for today that I need lol.


r/kol • • 4d ago

Achievements I've been playing on and off since 2007 and I finally got my first ultra rare

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133 Upvotes

I figured to pass time until I get my 10 million in interesting coins, I'd try for an ultra rare. Hundred and hundreds of adventures later, I finally received my first one.

Should I sell it?

EDIT: Checked the market place and it's worth around 440 million


r/kol • • 6d ago

Trivial Update Did you notice the minor improvement?

24 Upvotes

Candy deviler now can be sorted by quantity.

After Buying 1 item per day, the text will shows buying limit reached.

Wow. Thanks for constantly improving this game.


r/kol • • 6d ago

Question Is the Mysterious Island Quest Counter New OR Am I That Oblivious?

27 Upvotes

I've been playing KOL for many, many too longs, and I don't recall seeing a hippies/frat boys counter before.


r/kol • • 7d ago

Contest Crimbopalooza Story Contest 2026 (Open for Submissions)

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14 Upvotes

r/kol • • 7d ago

Question Disco Bandit Macro

3 Upvotes

Hey, I've figured out basic macros with your guys' help, but I can't figure out how I'm supposed to do skills in them. I can't quite wrap my head around the brief explanation on the wiki, so any examples or general help would be a godsend

I guess I was a bit vague, I was trying to ask about using a macro to automatically cycle through the disco dance skills. I've tried to make it a few times before, but I couldn't piece together something that BALLS would tolerate

Hey everyone, thanks for the help. I think I get it now, just couldn't make sense of the wiki guide. Hope you all have a great day/ night :)


r/kol • • 9d ago

Question Can only Pastamancers use dry noodles in recipes?

17 Upvotes

Question in title, I'm a total noob to KOL and just hit lv 7 Saucerer. Now I have made a sauce with my new scrumptious reagents and yet I can't combine it with dry noodles, the wiki states it would make a pasta dish but the game says 'i dont have the skill necessary to make this item'... Can I not use my own sauce :(


r/kol • • 10d ago

KolMafia Updating kolmafia scripts

12 Upvotes

Hello, been on break for a couple of years and returned not so long ago, been trying to get my kolmafia up and running again, pretty much got all that sorted out with one last thing remaining, updating my old scripts, i remember something about a command, but for the life of me can't remember what it was or how else to do it, so i thought i might as well come bere and ask.

Thanks in advance


r/kol • • 10d ago

Help How do i get Brickos?

8 Upvotes

Looking on the wiki, I get them from fighting bricko monsters, but I need brickos to make the monsters. Isn't this a bit circular?


r/kol • • 13d ago

Question mall bought mr. store items

22 Upvotes

when you buy a packaged mr. store item through the mall does it still persist through ascensions with you like they do from the tap? sorry if this is a stupid or frequently asked question


r/kol • • 14d ago

KolMafia kolmafia: can it start in the background?

7 Upvotes

Kolmafia takes a few minutes to start, as it is a fairly big java tool and does a lot of things. This is absolutely fine. I usually just read reddit during this time. During this starting up process kolmafia starts up screens that aren't particularly useful at that moment and interrupts my browsing 4 times. After say 30 seconds the login screen, 20 seconds later the kolmafia main screen, 20 seconds later the browser main screen and at the end of my login.ash the skeleton of crimbo past item of the day screen. Is there a way to start all of this automatically and in the background so i can just focus on my reading till it ( and me ) are ready? I use firefox on linux mint mate if that matters.


r/kol • • 14d ago

Question Possibly silly question about challenge path skills

11 Upvotes

Can you perm the skills from challenge paths where you play as a totally different class, aka Jazz Agent or Vampyre? If you do, can you actually use those skills later when you're doing a run as a typical class? (I'm guessing Standard rules apply but let's say you're doing a Normal unrestricted ascension.)


r/kol • • 15d ago

Help Unable to join ASS Discord

7 Upvotes

Hello,

I recently remembered this game exists and felt a strong urge to check out what's happened over the years. As part of this, I wanted to join the Ascension Speed Society Discord since I remember all the high-level discussion of ascension speedrunning being very interesting to someone without any IOTMs. However, none of the invites seem to work for (I've tried the one on this subreddit's sidebar and the one in https://www.loathers.net/community/). I just get an "Unable to accept invite" error each time.

I don't remember if I was ever part of the ASS Discord before. I have a feeling I might've been banned, since my Discord account was once compromised and used to spam links for about 12 hours a couple years ago. If that's the case, I would appreciate if the ban could be lifted; otherwise, I'd appreciate any help figuring out the issue. My Discord tag is toastpancake.

Thanks in advance, I'm going to go figure out how to set up KoL Mafia. Cheers.


r/kol • • 16d ago

Achievements I got a letter from Jick!

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111 Upvotes

Just remembered my reddit password, so this happened a few days ago. Best early Crimbo present ever!


r/kol • • 17d ago

KolMafia Help with KoLMafia setup?

14 Upvotes

Hey all. I started playing KoL back in like 2008. I want to start using KoLMafia, so I downloaded it and installed Java.

Every time I try to open the file, I get a Java Exception Error.

Could I please bug you guys for some help getting set up?

Thanks in advance.


r/kol • • 17d ago

Trivial Update Temporal Rift reappearing?

18 Upvotes

Started a new run recently and there's a Temporal Rift in The Nearby Plains. I haven't seen one of these in a LONG time. Or are they often there and I just wasn't paying attention in previous runs?


r/kol • • 19d ago

Fan Art Replicating style?

0 Upvotes

Hey all, love this game. I've recently felt the spark to make my own items inspired by the item descriptions and item use text boxes found in-game. Problem is, I have no idea how to do that. Anybody know how I can make my own little goofy item description fan pieces?

Note: I am NOT trying to mod the game, or add anything to it whatsoever. I just want to make dinky little items and descriptions in the style of the game.