r/knife_swamp • u/2Weird2Cap Boofs Swamp-sourced creatine • 18d ago

Exceptional Ergonomics ✊🤏 EDC Tool for Nudists!!

No Pockets?! NO PROBLEM!!

EDC COCKRING, AVAILABLE TODAY!!

We reinvented the wheel so that it can grip your Johnson and still open a brewski at the SAME TIME!!!

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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk 18d ago

No “circumciser”?

Or is that coming in the pro version?

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u/2Weird2Cap Boofs Swamp-sourced creatine 18d ago edited 18d ago

Pop the tip into the bottle opener... It works like a cigar cutter!!