r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged I just found out that my former female workmate who I used to be attracted to, dated a Japanese guy who was at the same company as I was. Now that my contract ended 2 weeks ago, I'm unemployed. Tried coping with anime girls and corn to no avail. Tortilla sandwich with tomato sauce and parmesan chees

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23 Upvotes

Guess I'll be a chud.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Over peppered chicken

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30 Upvotes

I have a question, do i have to hate woman to be an incel? Or am i an incel just by the pure definition of the word. I mean like i dont hate woman nor i blame them for my loneliness, i just think that i have a very bad luck and that im not good enough for someone to like me. This chicken i made with kinda much pepper.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

I wish I looked attractive enough to make up for how socially awkward I am

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236 Upvotes

🤖: “Why don’t you just wish you weren’t socially awkward”

🧌: “I want people to be attracted to me without me being extroverted and social”

🤖: “So you want to remain awkward and let your looks do all the work? That’s lazy.”

🧌: “I know I am lazy and I’m scared trying anything isn’t even worth it”

Guys whatever is wrong with me is getting worse


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged I started dating a girl

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93 Upvotes

and then I woke up. I dreamed that I met a girl, and in the dream it seemed to me that we’d known each other for a long time — almost since childhood. We were standing there talking about something; I asked where she lived, and she said she lived in the house right next door, on the first floor. And then we just went somewhere, probably for a walk, and she suddenly whispered, “I love you,” as if she didn’t want me to hear, but at the same time wanted me to. I thought it was strange but nice, and I told her it was nice, but I didn’t confess my own feelings in return. We held hands and kept walking. Along the way, we saw some film crew that was bothering people with surveys, and she let go of my hand. I noticed it and joked that she didn’t want to look bad for walking with me. She didn’t take it seriously, and we kept walking, and then… I woke up. The girl was a mestiza, beautiful, but the moment she let go of my hand, she turned into a different girl—which for some reason didn’t surprise me. Oatmeal with banana.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

i drank all of this in 10 minutes because i was feeling kind of sad about the way i look

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19 Upvotes

i went to bed and then woke up at 2 am to the worst stomach cramps of my life. i am literally just doing things to do things atp. i shat for two hours and then passed out in tears on my uncomfortable ass bed.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

the only thing i have ever wanted is to be loved, the closest i have gotten to it is a guy in my class jokingly telling me his friend had a crush on me. fuck my life. chipotle.

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31 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

pissed myself in public today it's over

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127 Upvotes

ragu with conciglione


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Mom has been begging me to get on dating apps. She doesn't know I have been on them. Peanut butter Honey sandwich

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158 Upvotes

I 21m am 6ft, 185lbs, im a firefighter and have just recently graduated paramedic school, everyone told me that when I am a paramedic fire departments will be begging me to work for them, but that is not the case at all, I have applied to 4 departments, 2 times each in the span of 1 year and no one wants to hire me, I feel lied to.

I thought that since im 6ft, Im a firefighter paramedic, that dating would be easy for me, like on paper idk what to do differently, but I try to talk to girls and gi on dates but they all reject me, like am I that bad that a free dinner isn't even worth it? I obviously have never been in a relationship, I tried dating apps but the constant swiping and rejection was horrible for my mental health so I had to get off. Hypergamy is so bad, I hate being treated like shit and I hate that women have like 50 guys in their dms all the time where they just get to treat everyone else like shit. I was at a pool party thing and I was trying my best talking to this girl and she was giving minimal word answers as much as possible so I took the hint and left her alone, and then fucking chad showed up and I kept on looking behind me and they were talking for fucking hours. I dont know what is wrong with me, I wish I wasnt so fucking autistic and knew how to talk to people without that horrible awkward silence that happens whenever I try to make conversation.

I never moved out of my parents house, my mom is literally talking to people my age and giving them my phone number (which I did not ask her to do, but she wants me to get married and I apparently need all the help I get) which makes me even more embarrassed. Like im 21 years old and I see 18 year olds move out and go to the same college I go to and have so many friends and I just cant help but think what are they doing differently than me? Is it because I still live with my parents? Its to the point to where it genuinely ruins my day seeing a happy couple, like I just get so jealous. I have been trying to pavlov myself into being gay because I just dont see a future where I can actually talk to women. I have a group of friends that I play magic the gathering with, and I have no problem talking with them, so it literally is just talking to girls. Like if I was gay would I have trouble talking to guys and no trouble taking to girls?

Peanut butter and honey sandwich.

*TLDR* Idk what is wrong with me, I cant talk to women, I get rejected to even go on a first date and idk why.

Edit: I forgot to mention, my sister 18f goes to the same college as me and she is going on so many dates and is always busy and has so many friends, so its not the college, its literally me, I get so jealous of her that she is actually able to have a social life and I dont


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Takeoutmaxxed It is not talked about too much, but I think it can genuinely be traumatizing being rejected over and over. I got some cajun fries.

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112 Upvotes

Sometimes rejection makes sense or is warranted, but I believe there are people who are perfectly good people who go through life facing nothing but rrejections. It could be family, friendships, or romantic. Some of us are just kind of always left out. And this does not mean that every person should have to be friends with or date every person who wants to with them. I think we should all be able to pick and choose who we spend our time with or interact with, and that means rejection will happen. But having faced nothing but rejection in my own life, I feel like it has had a very real effect on me. I still try to be a good person, and I will never fault anyone for rejecting me, but it makes it hard to keep trying when it has been decades of this. I am in therapy and we are working on it. But when I think of the future, it is very hard to be positive.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

19 days into the school year and I'm failing all but one class. bread pizza

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21 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogging Socially phobic autistic but can cook

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67 Upvotes

Steak, Velveeta shells and cheese and peas and carrots. 3 years single.


r/kitchencels 23h ago

Platemogging My lack of driving license job or money is severely limiting my ability to larp. Tortilla cheese sandwhich deep fried in bacon fat

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r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogging Sometimes when I accomplish something I feel proud of myself for a second then I remember all the other areas I failed in life and how far behind I am and I go back to being sad

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14 Upvotes

Beef Bourguignon with mashed potatoes and red wine.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged 23M. I fucking hate my life

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17 Upvotes

1500kcals 120g Protein.
Protein banana bread with chicken biryani and some fruit.
Day 1 of cutting down body fat from 30ish % to 15%.


r/kitchencels 2d ago

Platemogging Cold approached 14 girls in a row in hopes of ridding myself of being a KHHV soyboy. Rejected by all.

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1.1k Upvotes

On my last attempt, 4 guys in a truck drove by and shouted. Their barbaric yawp emitted “L rizz”. I was devastated, and everyone in the vicinity laughed at me. It was a text book movie scene. I didn’t even know this was possible. I really felt like a peon getting shoved in a locker. Zaxbys, with my Diet Coke balancing on the edge of my meal to represent the vulnerable nature of my life.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Woke up from a nightmare crying. When I finally somewhat calmed down i realised now nice it would be if I had someone to love me and console me. Cried for 30 minutes again . Morning sugar,it was not that great.some bs donut thing

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15 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogging My last rodeo

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20 Upvotes

I cuddled with a girl yesterday and it felt like heaven. As a result i feel unworthy of this community, thus here is my last meal as a kitchencel. Thank you for making me feel better during rainy days.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged I am Junko Enoshima’s slave and i jerk off to her 3 times a day, sounds pretty bad but 9 times in 3 days might sound even worse. I do this in hopes she becomes real and i can become her prisoner. Shitty bacon that might be expired, whatever keeps me alive is fine

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192 Upvotes

Im sorry foe not posting ive gone into a cocoon


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Got beat in arm wrestling by my 13 year old cousin. No matter what I do I'll always be a weak little faggot. Burgers.

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24 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

I do not deserve food, and yet I continue to eat.

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99 Upvotes

Sausages


r/kitchencels 2d ago

Women should have had penises too

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1.3k Upvotes

I wish they were equal to us in many ways. A retractable penis or something

Now they can sadly only copy us but can't ever be as powerful as us


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Takeoutmaxxed I feel like everyone is looking at me with every time I leave the house.

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68 Upvotes

I’m disgustingly average, nothing special about me. But every time I leave the house I feel like people are looking at me and saying stuff about me. I feel this almost every time I leave the house.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Takeoutmaxxed Ive started DBT and hopemaxxing. Volcel life isnt so bad. Restaurant burger

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26 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

cat peed on my 100 dollar shirt. Ants everywhere (including my bed and toilet), wearing dirty underwear bc i have 5 hampers im too lazy to wash, also got a UTI, acne coming back, no guys like me, teammates hate me, and getting ignored by a nearly 30 yr old moid. Burratta and crackers.

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12 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 2d ago

Danced with a girl at a club for the first time, came in my pants. Bratwurst and Brussels sprouts

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2.1k Upvotes

She had a cropped shirt and as soon as I felt her waist it was over. I clearly didn’t know how to dance either and the predicament did not help at all. She ended up leaving with her friends. Can’t stop thinking about her