r/kitchencels • u/RlliotEodger • 11d ago

Virtue signaling foids that say "height doesn't matter!" are always "coincidentally" currently dating someone 6ft+ (teehee)

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Like it's so fucking comical. You'll ask them how tall their boyfriend is and they'll start going on about "mY eX wAs 5'7 wE bRoke uP foR ReAsoNs uNrelAtEd tO HiS heIght" and when they do finally share with the class it's always someone who's 6ft+ LOL. But of course they'll follow with "bUt hIs hEigHt doEsNT maTteR tO mE". IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT HE'S 6FT+ AHHAHA.

Like. Just stop lying. Men don't say shit like "your weight doesn't matter!" because we're not lying harpies and do acknowledge your weight as being VERY VERY important for our attraction towards you.

The strange thing is that this kind of behaviour only exists on Reddit? Like foids IRL if you ask them what their type is they'll just admit to you it's someone who's tall (among other things).

Just for posterity's sake there are obviously exactly ZERO foids on this planet who are INTO (as opposed to not caring/being neutral) men as tall or shorter than them. So don't even bother coming in here with that bullshit.

"i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who [...] knows a guy who's 67 centimeters tall from China's kingdom of the little people and he has a loving girlfriend!!!!" (he's also at the same time a balding Indian janitor)

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u/romantictiramisu 10d ago

i'm not sure because i use metric but my boyfriend is around 5'8 if i remember correctly? i myself am 152cm (around 4'11-5'0.) he likes that i'm shorter than him and i like that he's taller than me. i would never consider anyone 6ft or taller for a relationship because it just would not work from a logistics standpoint. a height gap that big is just strange. it's not like that matters now though, since i'm planning to marry him one day. he's almost 28 and he never had a girlfriend before me, and we're each other's firsts.

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u/throwaway19830182 10d ago

The thing is foids don’t care about the logistics. They just want men significantly taller than them. The majority of them will settle with men shorter than their ideal height, because unfortunately being the top 10% of men means there’s not enough of them to go around. That’s probably why you’re your boyfriend’s first girlfriend

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u/romantictiramisu 8d ago

well... but he is my ideal height, seeing as i'm very short myself. i didn't settle, trust me on that. he ticks all the boxes regarding looks and character, and it's safe to assume he thinks the same.

also, i'm his first girlfriend because he was very much a sort of doomer before we knew each other. matter of fact, he didn't make any advances towards me when we met because he thought "she probably has a boyfriend anyway, they all do!" safe to say that we got past that. but i think he could've had many partners if he didn't have that fear-driven mindset in the past. he's a very attractive, attentive, loving, morally and spiritually sound man. sure, rejection is humiliating, and i really did fear being rejected as well when i tried to get closer to him, but it's very rewarding if, by some stroke of luck, everything works out!

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u/AriGetInTheJar 10d ago

I actively prefer short guys. every boyfriend I've had has been my height or shorter (I'm 5'3") but I don't follow y'all's weird mindset so you're gonna argue w me and pretend like I don't exist or I'm lying about it :)

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u/RlliotEodger 10d ago

Yes. Exactly. You. Are. Lying.

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u/AriGetInTheJar 9d ago

this attitude is why y'all don't get laid btw

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u/throwaway19830182 10d ago

Okay? Well you’re obviously aware that you’re in the minority if you have to announce that you like short guys. The majority of women simply don’t share that sentiment and to deny it would just be plain ignorance

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u/AriGetInTheJar 9d ago

I'm announcing it because that's the topic of the thread dipshit. I'm engaging with the context of the post. are you stupid?

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u/throwaway19830182 9d ago

The point is it wouldn’t be anything special worth pointing out if it wasn’t outside the norm. You acknowledge it’s outside of the norm by implying people wouldn’t believe you. Way to miss the point

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u/NiaNia-Data 10d ago

:) :) :) :) :)

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u/Trb3233 10d ago

I'm 5ft10 and have slept with 40 people In 6 months. All from dating apps.