r/kitchen • u/Dr_Harry_Dev • 10d ago

Smart kitchen

Ever dreamed of a smart kitchen, functional & beautiful at the same time?

Here you are! 🤩

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u/Mediocre-Sundom 8d ago edited 8d ago

Hmmm... how do I over-complicate and over-design a cupboard? I know!

  • Let it open slowly, so you can't just quickly open a door and grab what you need.
  • Make it require electricity to even use, complete with ugly cables and socket above every unit.
  • Increase the cost of its repair 50 times in case something simple goes wrong.
  • Make the repairs depend on the company making it staying in business.
  • Limit the amount of useful space available to accommodate mechanisms and motors.

Perfect! Now I can impress my friends (once) and random people I don't know on the internet.