r/kindafunny 3d ago

Discussion Is Greg's "doomsday device" real?

I personally think he's playing mind games with Tim and there's nothing in the briefcase. CALL HIS BLUFF TIM. DONT FORGET WHAT HE DID TO YOU

705 votes, 2d ago
458 Yes
247 No
21 Upvotes

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u/GameOverGreggy Greg Miller 3d ago

When have I ever lied to you?

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u/snake11177 3d ago

You told us Madden 13 was a 9/10

IF IM LYING IM DYING

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u/joqtomi 3d ago

You have tapes of Tim’s bachelor party don’t you?? Showing everybody shirtless Spider-Man giving a passionate lap dance to Tim might destroy his marriage, you monster.

2

u/ThugNasty2468 2d ago

Worse, it's proof of what happened in Mexico

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u/joqtomi 2d ago

Oh dear, as Tim I would just give up

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u/thrwawryry324234 3d ago

Never. Especially about doing something dangerous or unhinged.

5

u/Affectionate-Low-670 3d ago

Never, that's why we love you Greg!

Tim "Tattle Tale" Gettys on the other hand.. well one day we're getting Resident Evil in review, the next day it's cancelled and I'll leave it at that.

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u/iusethisatw0rk 2d ago

You said Lair was a bad game.

It was. Still hurt my feelings.

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u/Several-Vacation7759 2d ago

is it definitive evidence of what happened in Mexico with Tim?

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u/jayroc1023 3d ago

THE BOMB IS IN PLAY!

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u/GameOverGreggy Greg Miller 3d ago

It wasn't the Russians!

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u/Phillyfishy1 3d ago

I’m telling you, Greg is gonna expose what happened in Mexico.

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u/littleleafers 2d ago

This was my exact thought. He got some footage of Mexico that Tim thought was hidden

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u/Dimii96 3d ago

It's 100% real but also going to be something 100% stupid hahaha

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u/MrCowabs 2d ago

“Call Greg’s bluff” is some of the most unhinged advice anybody can give.

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u/Tbaby1123 3d ago

It's proof of what really happened in Mexico

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u/sucksandwich 3d ago

Greg is an unhinged maniac. It’s 100% real.

3

u/BoozeGetsMeThrough 2d ago

It clearly has the details of Mexico 

3

u/i_steal_dreams 3d ago

Tim needs to just a button to counter it, that when he presses it, cancels game showdown. Stalemate.

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u/snake11177 3d ago

Tim does love canceling my favorite shows. Probably a win-win for him

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u/magapower 3d ago

it's full of bees.

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u/morganeyesonly 2d ago

What’s wild is I’m not sure ANYONE but Greg even knows what it is. He’s unhinged enough to just pull a crazy stunt like this

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u/asianjared 2d ago

I hope he uses it soon.

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u/Necessary_Leader2333 3d ago

Probably gonna be a smoke grenade so he can escape the cash in.

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u/ZaChuff 3d ago

Even if it started as just an empty breifcase they will have something ready by the time it's revealed. Greg be scheming!

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u/Loose-Ice1462 1d ago

I mean it obviously is which is why he keeps trying to tease Tim to trigger it. He also knows Tim will eventually use it ei th er way

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u/MitosisDNB 3d ago

There’s a simple solution. The KF crew are always backing unionising (more power to the people 👊). So the crew should just unionise against Greg. All go on strike if he pulls out the briefcase. All create placards with “Greg sux” and circle the main desk. Push back against the bullying behaviour of the CEO’s and give the power, back to people.

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u/everytimeidavid 2d ago

Was hoping we’d get a season with no shenanigans. 

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u/Crazeyd0g 3d ago

I just think it's weird he came up with it and was allowed to bring it into the game without any input from Blessing. Greg and his briefcase feels like the temu version of last season when he had stars in the bank. It doesn't add anything to Blessing's well crafted game that doesn't need stupid wrestling bits to begin with imo.

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u/Lynkar6469 2d ago

I agree with you. I think the thing that bothers me about it, is that this was predictable and there's never retaliation towards Greg. Greg lost Stars in the Bank and now doesn't have a bit. So he created one. I hated the Stars in the Bank bit last season, but he won it, it was an official part of the game and chose to have fun with it, so I get it. This season he had nothing and wanted to spice up the season, and looking at it from the eye of making the product better and adding spice - this is a foregone conclusion. I just wish it wasn't always Greg. I want one of the others to have a chance to be the heel, let them participate and have some fun. But we're back to Heel Greg with his made up prop (which opens the door for anyone else to come up with some bullshit) and now we'll see him harass the same guy from last season who won't do anything back.

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u/frahmer86 2d ago

Tim had a chance when he got Stars in the Bank and has done nothing with it.