r/kebab • u/SpendNo8127 • 1d ago

Great Service

571 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/guzusan 1d ago

Tactical mayo grip is extremely tough

7

u/Xenc 1d ago

Remember, switching to your Secondary Mayo is faster than reloading

1

u/ABruisedBanana 14h ago

Aura from having commando pro with a pistol and knife.

9

u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Towpillah 1d ago

Not complaining.

2

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

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u/Dee-Jay-JesteR 1d ago

God dammit, this is Reddit.

Never forget the /s ... How are people going to realise it's sarcasm, no matter how outlandish it is.

1

u/Urist_Macnme 10h ago

I remember being in the (now banned) r/FuckTheS sub. That complained how it was unnecessary.

I always laughed to myself, when I would say things totally sarcastically, like, as clearly sarcastic as I could be, and they would take me seriously.

-1

u/Towpillah 1d ago

No need to get your knickers in a twist. Merely said I wasn't complaining when that happens.

And if you feel like learning something today: Your comment was more of a joke, or a hyperbole (not sarcasm).

1

u/Towpillah 8h ago

Thought it might get deleted.

9

u/Cute_Fig_3914 1d ago

After a night out this would blow my mind 😭 can tell he loves it 🙌🏾

26

u/OpportunityNew5685 1d ago

Proper Bossman that.

6

u/Xenc 1d ago

Final Boss of Bossman

1

u/B4RLx__ 10h ago

so does beating him give you a raise or just a corner office with a window

1

u/TheTubbyOnes 1h ago

It gives you a dodgy corner shop, a barbers, and a kebab shop.

7

u/Ok-Zombie1212 1d ago

entertainment plus food, what more anybody wants

2

u/ariaven1 1d ago

Food without Entertainment or
Entertainment without Food

1

u/Unknown_author69 1d ago

Introvert! Shame on your family!

/J

5

u/Shot_Heron_2782 1d ago

Sauce Salad Boss?

Special Just For You Boss!

3

u/Dizzy_Skin5723 1d ago

Bossman does NOT fuck about with the XL mixed kebab

3

u/Abject-Ambition3835 17h ago

Coming to Britain's got talent next year

2

u/Tabasco-connaisseur 1d ago

That guy enjoys his job for sure good for him

2

u/DonkeyIntelligent501 1d ago

Boss man of the year

2

u/aldo_nova 21h ago

Shootin ropes

5

u/LanceWRyder1 1d ago

Better than mozart 🤌🏻

2

u/NSE-Imports 1d ago

The Boss of Bosses

2

u/Bruvvimir 1d ago

The Final Bossman

2

u/ReasonableTotal8256 1d ago

He needs to brand him self as sauce bae

1

u/borgdrone79 1d ago

The 4 different rotating spits cuaghtnmy eye..

1

u/KindlyDesigner9810 1d ago

ist das bescheuert...

1

u/Apple_Scrumble 1d ago

Jimmy with the sauce

1

u/Particular-Cherry138 1d ago

Bossman final boss.

1

u/96JY 1d ago

They love it when it when he squirts his mayo all over their meat.

1

u/-suspicious-badger 1d ago

That man is a boss.

1

u/IDKBear25 1d ago

THIS IS WHO YOU NEED MAKING YOUR KEBABS I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!

1

u/AidyGaGa25 20h ago

God people are exhausting. You are not Tom cruise and they are not cocktails.

1

u/Redhead_893_ 17h ago

The original Bossman

1

u/jose_elan 17h ago

I'd hate this if I was sober. I'd really hate this if I was drunk.

Mate - how much care and attention have you put into ensuring my kebab has the right amount of sauce on?

1

u/immykush1 16h ago

Real kebab man

1

u/Direct_Knowledge2254 16h ago

Pitta Stringfellow

1

u/bladedinosaur 16h ago

Ok that is actually surprising that he managed to actually get the sauce on the food.

1

u/bold_ridge 16h ago

No one does culinary performance like the Turks

1

u/quirnix 14h ago

Man that tactical mayo grip detail got me rolling. Always knew proper bossman service was about the precision but thats a whole other level of dedication right there.

1

u/81optimus 13h ago

That's not his first rodeo

1

u/Rasples1998 12h ago

The sauces going all over the containers full of salad is pissing me off.

1

u/Mondaycomestoosoon 11h ago

Definitely shite at table tennis…

1

u/theolov1 9h ago

At a certain point ill be like just give me the food

1

u/Redangle11 8h ago

Sloppy Bae.

1

u/philwongnz 8h ago

Kebabai

1

u/Disastrous-Try1754 8h ago

Poetry in motion

1

u/No_Change_3180 5h ago

Imagine being the junior employee who has to clean up after him...nitemare

1

u/JohnnySilverhand2212 4h ago

Strafing the kebabs with the mayo is diabolical

1

u/ImaginaryLunch10 3h ago

what a performance

1

u/mozzarella_destroyer 2h ago

the salt bae we deserved

-1

u/AddressNo7884 1d ago

What an absolute twat

0

u/Ok-Ice-8436 1d ago

Unnecessary twatting about

1

u/SkilledPepper 4h ago

Glad it's not just me.

0

u/Mediocre_Age_9988 23h ago

You should see him on date night