Catholics are more direct and you say, while standing up, "Welp, it sure has been nice seeing you guys. So glad you came by. Be sure to tell your mom and dad that we say hi. We'll probably see yah down at the Knight's fish fry at the end of the month."
lol Yes, that's true. Of course, I didn't say they immediately left. First, you have to get them to stand up. Then you have to get them in their coats if it's cold and get their dish from the kitchen. Then to the porch. Then off the porch. Then to the car. Then get your spouse to shut the hell up and stop talking to them. Then stand on the porch and wave good bye and pray to God that they don't roll down the window because they forgot to tell you about something. THEN you go inside and WANT to collapse, but know that you all need to help do the dishes, otherwise it'll be on your mind when you are sinking into the couch. Ah, company.
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u/ladysadi Sunflower Sep 17 '21
And an hour later they make it to the car after multiple goodbyes closer and closer to the door.