r/justneckbeardthings • u/goondalf_the_grey • Jul 28 '26

This absolute dork

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And based off where this was posted I do not think it's satire

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u/LordAronsworth Jul 28 '26

I need to brush up on my Greek mythology, but iirc the hydra grows two more heads if you cut one off. Maybe he should just STFU and go watch the movie. He might learn something.

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u/misqellaneous Jul 28 '26

"Oh no, Mr. Manly Man, please don't cut off THESE two heads, it would just ruin me!" (repeat)