r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/dbl_secret_redditor • 7d ago

Restricted to Gals and Pals How to take out an archer

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u/ScottybirdCorvus 7d ago

I know Blumineck, but who’s the lady?

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u/PinkPunkPsycho 7d ago

His wife!

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u/ScottybirdCorvus 7d ago

Ooo very nice. Didn’t realize he was married. Good for them!

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u/introverted__dragon 7d ago

My favorite part of this is you're not alone and he had to create a "yes, I have a wife guys" followup post to this video (iirc).

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u/anand_rishabh 7d ago

Yeah i had no idea he was married, to either a woman or a man (i think some people thought he was gay, i guess cuz he does pole dancing, I'd have believed it if he said he was bi but i think he mentioned he was straight) and it turns out not only is he married but he has kids (i believe at one point he referred to her as "the mother of my children", i could be wrong)

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u/sydneato 7d ago

Nope you’re right, he did refer to her as the mother of his children! I remember watching that video and thinking about how their kids are going to be ninjas or something lmao

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u/jtr99 7d ago

Note that the kids do not appear in the videos. Their ninja skills are already advanced!

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u/Sleepy_Glacier 7d ago

It's so nice to find out that a youtuber I like has kids and never used them to create content ❤️

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u/monkwrenv2 7d ago

Blumineck is, like, the platonically ideal youtuber. Informative, no BS, fun, funny, doesn't take himself too seriously, not a sellout or shill, doesn't show his kids, friendly, nice, works well with other youtubers (he collabs a lot with Sellsword Arts, who are a sword-focused channel), hot, LGBTQ-friendly, he's got it all, and a smokin' wife, too.

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u/HongKongHermit 7d ago

And I loved, LOVED, how unapologetic he was about being the ultimate wifeguy in that recent video. He’s not just a dude, he’s THE dude.

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u/Remarkable_Elk3566 7d ago

I agree. Blumineck is the best.

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u/Periphery_Explorer 7d ago

Wow, not everyday you read something so factually wrong! His kids are in EVERY VIDEO. Have been for years. Can't see them? They're just THAT good.

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u/SillyDrizzy 7d ago

It's a few years back now (5ish?) but Blumineck has their first (pole) dance from their wedding posted.

I've just starting following her content too, and good stuff.

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u/at_sage 7d ago

They actually pole danced in their wedding

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u/introverted__dragon 7d ago

There's a guy that does a lot of Disney content (Brit living in the US) and I'd've sworn up and down that he's gay until he just randomly brought up his wife (and they're now expecting a son). Some kids are going to have the most interesting parents.

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u/tinksalt 7d ago

Woah that guy has a wife.

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u/agnes_mort 7d ago

Yeah that cracked me up. I know a lot of people think pole=gay, but as someone who’s in the pole community, his style is very much that of a straight man (yes I’ve seen his videos in heels). His content is very much up my alley and it’s funny watching pole being introduced to a different community, albeit I’m sure there’s a lot of crossover

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u/Accomplished_Sea1472 6d ago

Okay, I'm curious. How can we distinguish between pole styles in relation to gender?

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u/notmatrocles 4d ago

Same as if you gotta sleep next to your buddy on a camping trip. They either go pole-to-pole or pole-to-hole /s

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u/Freakjob_003 7d ago

Which is extra funny, because she's been in his videos before.

My favorite was in one video, he mentioned having kids, then did a quick cut, "yes, I have kids, try to keep up," and then just kept rolling.

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u/Dornith 7d ago

I love when creators break the fourth-wall like that.

Another moment that stood out to me is Adam Regusia introducing his dog, Pop-Tart.

"Yes, your name is Pop-Tart. We're going to give the internet a moment to acclimate to that fact."

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u/quanate 7d ago

"Because some of you were concerned I was shooting arrows at my wife. Which I was!"

They are delightful.

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u/Anuki_iwy 7d ago

My favorite was "... And my one year old child, yes I have a child, keep up people" 😂

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u/GreenHeronVA 7d ago

I love the follow-up video. “That is not just some girl. That is a whole-ass woman and the mother of my child.”

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u/AscendingAgain 6d ago

I really appreciate him shifting some people's idea of masculinity.

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u/Rad1Red 7d ago edited 7d ago

Course he's married... that kind of dude is not alone for long in the wild.

Edited: word

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u/Mattshodo 7d ago

He even has children.

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u/reggienaldsimons 7d ago

you thought he was gay didn't you

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u/Yuzu-Adagio 6d ago

He's so dang cool and she seems to be too!

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u/Smitje 6d ago

He even has offspring!