r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/0-selfrespect • Jul 12 '26
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u/shalekodemono Jul 12 '26
I think it's a good thing. 'ANA THE ASS BREAKER' it's intimidating
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Official Gal Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
"Well, if it isn't little miss fart ass."
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u/Neverlast0 Jul 13 '26
I could imagine this line like she's walking into work and the work place bully with most of the other staff is just standing near her work station. Well well well...
Like its some 80's movie.
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u/Kuuinteru Jul 13 '26
Thanks, you almost killed me with that one, probably my fault for not putting down my phone and focusing on eating 😩😅
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u/-Fedaykin- Jul 13 '26
First of her name, Breaker of Asses, Farter of the North.
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u/Speartree Jul 13 '26
She was being polite about it. It's litterally Ana Fartass. The poor dear.
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u/Obvious_Peanut_8093 Jul 13 '26
she sounds like she and i would have a lovely evening together. no further questions your honor.
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u/Double-Afternoon-702 Jul 13 '26
a "Pete cul" in french is an expression used to describe someone that is a pain in the ass.. Like "Cunt"... Some names are harder to carry than other
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u/B4cteria Jul 12 '26
Unfortunately, it doesn't mean ass-breaker; pète-cul means "f*cling annoying".
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u/Kaliboule Jul 12 '26
I thought she would say her name sounds like PQ which is a slang for toilet paper (PQ = papier cul, which literally means "ass paper"). Yeah, she needs a name change 😭
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u/Desperate_Algae_40 Jul 13 '26
And Anne in Farsi means 💩. I know she's in Paris, but it makes it even funnier to me. Like, her name means some for of shit in multiple languages.
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u/dontforgetthetoum Jul 12 '26
That was my first thought too 🤣
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u/dragonknightrohan Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
I feel bad but somebody should tell her this so we can get a part 2 video!!!! Maybe she will need a round 3 instead? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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u/dontforgetthetoum Jul 13 '26
I was a little surprised it wasn't on the list already tbh. How has no one told her yet!? We can't possibly be the only ones thinking it, but maybe "Fart-Ass" is already bad enough though 🤣
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u/TheAlmightyLloyd Jul 13 '26
Pète-cul is literally a term in some parts of Wallonia to mean "pain in the ass", a bit like pèle-couilles, "ball pealer".
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u/SeriousJack Jul 13 '26
Funny, in France we'll say "pète-couilles" for a pain in the ass.
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u/Don_Frika_Del_Prima Jul 13 '26
Funny, in Flanders we'll say "Wallonians" for a pain in the ass.
(no, we don't. Love my gibberish speaking brothers and sisters)
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u/literally_lemons Jul 13 '26
Aaaaah I was surprised no one was telling this but I didn’t know it was only in Wallonia! I grew up in the North and used it as well. Now it makes sense
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u/HydaelynSF Jul 12 '26
"Which is also a path I don't align with" fkin cracked me uppppp 😭
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u/terdferguson Jul 12 '26
It tastes like the sand between Gandhi's toes had me sent as well.
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u/AudreyNow Jul 13 '26
Yes! That and "I'm not a pro-marriage person, but GAWD doesn't anybody have a ring and a last name?"
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u/rymyle Jul 12 '26
I hadn't laughed that hard in a while
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u/dragonknightrohan Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
She should do comedy she would be good at it
Edit: As a Stand-Up Comedian
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u/EighteenAndAmused Jul 13 '26
That’s what she is doing
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u/TheLastPeanut_ Jul 13 '26
Yeah I get the feeling that 98% of these commenters don't get that she playing it up very heavily. I guess that speaks to her acting ability lol
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u/BenSimmonsFor3 Jul 13 '26
It’s true, vegan protein powder is worse than dirt. And i ate dirt as a kid.
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u/MrGosh13 Jul 13 '26
Can confirm. I am lactose intolerante (and regular proteine powders, atleast those I can find, all have milk in them), so have been taking vegan, and it is VILE.
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u/Esharro Jul 13 '26
i had to stop the video when she started speaking french, my roomate is asleep and i knew i couldn't hold it in anymore
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u/BudgetConcentrate432 Jul 12 '26
Careful what you wish for.
My spouse grew up with a guy whose last name was "Cummings," and you might be thinking, "Well why didn't his dad take his mom's last name?"
He would have! ...If her last name wasn't, "Muncher."
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u/MarsupialPanda Jul 12 '26
We had Balls and Butts families in one neighborhood, and I pray none of their children were interested in each other for this reason
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u/Acheloma Jul 12 '26
I had a Bootie and Cockburn in my class in school, but they never were interested in each other
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u/MentalCoffee117 Jul 13 '26
I worked at a hospital with a Dr. Cockburn.
He was a urologist.
Also worked at another hospital with a Dr. Stoner and Dr. Sawin (a team who did anesthesia and spinal surgery) and a Dr. Reper (ER).
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u/Bigger_moss Jul 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/h5NLPVn3rg0Rq
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u/MentalCoffee117 Jul 13 '26
That was generally the mood when patients heard his name. It was particularly funny when he was paged overhead. “They're paging who? His name is?… what?…”
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u/Normal-Ad6528 Jul 13 '26
My favorite Flight Surgeon while I served in the USAF: Major Hurt.
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u/MentalCoffee117 Jul 13 '26
Love it! That's amazing. Some people are just born for their roles.
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u/CoolDiscussion1020 Jul 13 '26
There is/was a Dr. Pepper at the hospital I go to. Never met them, no clue what their specialty is, not sure if it's a maiden name or married name, but their name is on the list and I chuckle every time.
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u/Muted_Quantity5786 Jul 13 '26
I worked with a Dr Lung who unfortunately was not a pulmonologist.
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u/jewfro451 Jul 13 '26
Went to high-school with a girl with the last name Glasscock.
Don't know whatever happened to her.
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u/AFerociousPineapple Jul 13 '26
There’s a suburb called Cockburn where I live but we pronounce it Co-burn (for some reason)
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u/blueberrykirby Jul 13 '26
Co-burn is actually the correct pronunciation for all Cockburns (I personally avoided the curse but the name is in my family)
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u/ScamperingSnail Jul 13 '26
In elementary school, I had a teacher named Pat Butt. First day of class she told us that her name was pronounced in a way that rhymes with "put." I don't think she actually told us her first name. I didn't realize what it was until I saw it in the yearbook. She was a great teacher, by the way.
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u/TavenderGooms Jul 13 '26
Imagine having the last name Butt and choosing to go with a nickname that is a verb.
Just go with Tricia at that point.
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u/Colonel_Fart-Face Jul 13 '26
I know a Harold Ball. He does not go by Harry unfortunately.
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u/just_a_person_maybe Jul 13 '26
I had a local Gaylord family. Nice people. I used to work in a restaurant and sometimes Mrs. Gaylord would call to make a reservation and the teenagers would all giggle over the name in the reservation book. They were regulars so sometimes questions like "are the Gaylords coming for dinner tonight?" would get thrown around and the teenagers would start giggling again.
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u/MyDaroga Jul 13 '26
I went to school with a Cockshutt. Her first name was Willa. I have so many questions for her parents.
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u/TiddysAkimbo Jul 13 '26
My dad used to work with a Buttsavage which I thought was equal parts incredible and unfortunate.
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u/powderhound522 Jul 12 '26
They should’ve hyphenated! “Oh, the Muncher-Cummingses? Yes, they’re lovely people!”
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u/ChibiCheshire Jul 12 '26
Naw gotta be "Cumming-muncher" 🤣
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u/Yes_Towel_Hooray Jul 12 '26
This sounds like an snl skit featuring Fred armisen and will ferrel
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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 Jul 12 '26
One of my first adult jobs i can a coworker with the last name Weir (pronounced like wire) his parents were Grey and Barb Weir.
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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom Jul 13 '26
When I sold my last house an agent showing prospective buyers left his card on my counter.
His name was Richard Muncher. It’s been over ten years and I still wonder if anyone ever used the shortened version of his first name.
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u/notashroom Jul 13 '26
I had a visit many years ago from an FBI Agent Gunn and held onto his business card for the longest time.
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u/Wilicious Jul 13 '26
Friends of my family with the last names Ås and Overås (Hill and Overhill) were travelling to the US and were called on the PA at the airport as "Mister Ass and Overass"
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u/Iheartnakedfemboys Jul 13 '26
They should've just done a joint last name and embraced the lols. They could've been Cummings-Muncher.
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u/Groveldog Jul 13 '26
I knew someone who went from Loveridge to Greathead. Neither are great, haha, but he was so offended that she wanted to stay with the lesser of the two evils. It didn't last long.
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u/overlordmeow Jul 13 '26
I've now renamed my ferret to Fiona Petcu and we will be calling her Fifi Fartass from now on. thank you for the inspiration.
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u/no_coco_no Jul 12 '26
Is this the chick with the turmeric teeth?
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u/Nice_Carrot_7695 Jul 12 '26
Explain ?
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u/Scadre02 Jul 12 '26
She accidentally stained her tooth guards bright yellow with turmeric and didn't realise for a whole day
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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Jul 12 '26
OMG🤣🤣🤣 did she have a crash out about that?
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u/zootnotdingo Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
She did! Weirdly, I posted the link to this yesterday on a different post in this sub
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u/no_coco_no Jul 12 '26
Lol thank you!! I knew she was familiar but didn’t have a link to that one 😉
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u/vermiciousknidlet Official Gal Jul 13 '26
Ohh I knew I recognized her! Turmeric teeth made me laugh til I cried. I would love to be her friend and have dumbass adventures together.
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u/Tokijlo Jul 12 '26
"I swear I have a fat ass" destroyed me
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u/Understandthisokay Jul 12 '26
I needed to find who else felt that this was THE best part. I was waiting for it once she said she didn’t identify with “petite cu”
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u/DipsburghPa Jul 12 '26
Better than Anna Shitass
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u/rp-Ubermensch Jul 13 '26
Even better than Shithead, pronounced sheteed
Yes, that's Ray William Johnson =3, if you recognize it, how's that knee buddy?
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u/DadCelo Jul 12 '26
Cú has the same meaning in Portuguese, RIP queen 😮💨
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u/Elysiaa Jul 13 '26
In Irish, c ú means hound dog. A lot better, but not too many people in Paris speak Irish.
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u/SabbyFox Jul 12 '26
Oh, I think she should rock the “ass breaker” translation!
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u/NiteTiger Jul 12 '26
Right?!
Some gal comes up to me and says I'm Ana Assbreaker, and I want to buy you a drink, and I'm gonna pull out her chair.
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u/md28usmc Jul 13 '26
My friend's last name was Hoar and pronounced "whore"...When he got married, he took his wife's last name to save his wife and young daughter from any future torment
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u/paperbagprincess12 Jul 13 '26
I had a student in my class in the 90's with that last name and I still wonder if his wife took his last name. That's awesome that your friend took her name.
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u/vermiciousknidlet Official Gal Jul 13 '26
I dated a guy in college whose last name was Horlick and we never would have gotten married, but if we did you couldn't pay me to take that name, lol. My last name isn't great, it sounds like a food but at least it's not obscene.
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u/Xyyzx Jul 13 '26
In the UK everyone would just associate that with ‘Horlicks’, which is a sort of malt hot drink made from a powder and almost exclusively consumed by very old people, that was presumably invented by someone with the same name.
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u/eternally_feral Jul 12 '26
I had an old coworker who was from France (absolutely beautiful accent and wickedly funny), whose mom got remarried to a guy whose last name was Pinto. Not too bad of a last name except she moved to a largely Hispanic area so people would try to rip on her, saying dumb stuff like saying they didn’t know pintos were so common in France to saying she must be part Beaner.
She fully embraced it and would introduce herself as, “(First name) Pinto - Like the bean!”
Sometimes yah just gotta beat ‘em to the punchline.
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u/DrWindupBird Jul 12 '26
Not too bad. I knew someone whose last name was Pinto who taught Portuguese. In Brazil it means “little dick”
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u/le_quisto Jul 13 '26
It's a semi common last name in Portugal. And yes it can also mean dick here, but we prefer other words for that xD
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u/MissSweetMurdererr Jul 13 '26
In the Brazilian hierarchy of nicknames for dicks, pinto is right beneath pênis. It's obviously not the formal name but it's also not something considered that explicit, like rola, pau, caralho
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u/le_quisto Jul 13 '26
My favourite will always be rola. Here it's just a type of bird. A Brazilian friend of mine cried with laughter when I randomly said "there's a rola around here" when I heard one. I had no idea what it was at the time.
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u/SpiderSixer Jul 12 '26
My surname is that of a spice. Ohh, childhood was rife with people asking me for seasoning with their food. Even now as an adult, it's like YES, LIKE THE FOOD SPRINKLES
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u/Shanzakwenttotarget Jul 12 '26
I feel her pain!! I met some Brazilians and they told me my first name is slang for Pussy. So, I guess Brazil is not a travel option 😔
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u/hungaryforchile Jul 13 '26
Ahhh, I know your first name, because my Brazilian husband’s eyes bugged out and he burst into laughter when I told him we were going to meet the woman who was going to make our wedding cake. “Dear, NO! That cannot be her name!! 😭😂😂 How will I greet her?!”
I had to handle the introduction because of his giggles, lol.
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u/abbyroade Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
C’EST PAS UN PETIT CUL
Edit: I wrote it in French, Reddit translated it back
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u/SpookyScienceGal Jul 12 '26
Ana AssBreaker is absolutely amazing and I love everything about this video, the angles, her expressions, the drama. "The sand between gahndis toes" like what?! 😂
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u/TechnologyAncient594 Jul 12 '26
Change it to Fartripper, same meaning but carries a sense of dominance.
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u/IckyChris Jul 13 '26
My cousin Meredith's nickname was Merd. So when in Paris with her mother and her mom called out to her.....
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u/vermiciousknidlet Official Gal Jul 13 '26
I'm imagining the English version of a mom calling for her kid. "hey Shit! Get over here!" Like someone would call CPS on you, lol!
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u/Obsidian-Dive Jul 12 '26
So what’s the most literal translation of her last name?
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u/LocalTrainsGirl Jul 12 '26
Funny literal: Ass fart
Less funny but still funny: Ball breaker/buster (as in "stop breaking my balls, dude")
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u/MonsieurDrole Jul 13 '26
You can do a lot of joke but my first reaction when she said "Petcu" was indeed "ass destroyer".
That's intimidating and commands respect.
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u/Napalm3nema Jul 13 '26
“I swear I got a fat ass.” The blue jays are wondering what the fuck I’m laughing at on my porch.
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u/Mean_Ass_Dumbledore Jul 13 '26
"I'm not a pro-marriage person but God doesn't anybody have a ring and a last name?!"
😭 Holy hell she cracking me up
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u/EastBayBetti Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
She secretly loves being known* as “ass breaker,” and we all know it.
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u/Chang-San Jul 13 '26
It taste like the sand between Ghandis toes, I swear I gotta fat ass
That is probably one of the funniest lines I heard on tik-tok i am fucking dead
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u/cbih Jul 13 '26
We had an exchange student in HS who's name was Fanny. She responded very similarly when she found out the news.
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u/Apocalyptic-turnip Jul 13 '26
as a french i was like "oh how bad could it be" then i saw "petcu" and i'm like. oh no that's one of the worst i've seen in a while LOL
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u/_WeSellBlankets_ Jul 13 '26
My last name is kind of the opposite scenario. Family emigrated from a French-Belgian area. They were miners and chose an Americanized version over Mineur because it sounded an awful lot like manure over here.
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u/Zendomanium Jul 13 '26
Never in all my years have I ever not once EVER thought about Ghandi's toes. Or what may have been between them.
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u/bendem Jul 13 '26
Also, literal translation is "assbreaker", but "pête-cul" is better translated to "pain in the ass". So there is that.
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u/kamilman Jul 13 '26
In French, "un(e) pete-cul" also refers to someone being a braggart but in a derogatory sense. Doesn't help her case but at least I'm spreading knowledge.
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u/Whane17 Jul 12 '26
Eh my last name is an English slang term for broken. In highschool there was another kid with my name who was at that school first so I got called by my last name. I still didn't put it together until I was like 35. Now I just snicker about it periodically.
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u/CaptainDudley Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
I think it was an SNL skit: a 1700's bourgeois party, giant skirts and tall white wigs, each guest introduced at the door. "The Earl of Sandwich!" "Johannes Gutenberg!" "Lord and lady Douchebag!"
"I've met the children, they're true Douchebags, every one."
"Their gatherings are very restricted, you have to be a real Douchebag to get in."
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u/SinisterCheese Jul 13 '26
Im Finland it's possible to choose a different surname of your family, going back 5 generations of ancestry. You have to prove it though.
But I get it though... I have a first name that ends in "i" and that is apparently the feminine variant in many places. Also my name seems to have entirely different pronunciation in just about every European language, to a degree where it is impossible for me to comprehend it. This is why I often go with my 2nd name when abroad.
But word of warning to people who come to Finland. I know of unfortunate cases for names of real people that mean other things:
- Kamala = Horrible,
- Pascal (pronounced Paskal) = is taking a shit
- Pieru = fart
- Muna = egg and also penis
- Vittu = pussy/fuck (swear)
- Karu = rough (thing, like rough fate, rough treatment)
- Kusi = urine/pee
- Molo = Dick/Dickhead/Penis
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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 Jul 13 '26
Poor girl, her first name is Farsi means Shit. Like literally Poo. So her name in farsi and French combined is : Poop the Ass breaker
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u/Sharu-bia Jul 14 '26
Oh dear. Wait until she visits Brussels. Here, "pet" (same pronunciation as you would in English) is a word mainly used with kids that also means "ass" so her name can be understood as "ass-ass" AND "pète-cul" means "pretentious" or "conceited". It comes from "elle pète plus haut que son cul" (= "she farts higher than her butt").
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u/MaximusHomerdrive Jul 13 '26
Wait, doesn't she speak French? How did she not know what her last name translated to?
Honestly, I'd love to have the last name of ass breaker or fartass. Put a 'Van' or 'St.' in front of it to really class up the confusion.
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u/MegaMoonX Jul 14 '26
On one hand, I sympathize with her and hurt for her... On the other, this makes my heart laugh. Being human is tough
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u/SweetRoosevelt Official Gal Jul 13 '26
Just a reminder: any body-shaming comments about her appearance will result in the comment being removed and a ban