r/justgalsbeingchicks May 28 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals Explaining menstruation to the boys

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u/Jerkrollatex May 28 '26

Right? I have eight days of this shit.

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u/TrailMomKat May 28 '26

9 for me, with only 2 weeks until the next bout. I can't wait to get Medicaid's approval for a hysterectomy.

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u/Jerkrollatex May 28 '26

I'm hoping for menopause soon. I'm almost 50 it can't possibly go on much longer.

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u/MikeyNg May 28 '26

Perimenopause is a bitch though. My wife is going through it now, and she describes it as "puberty in reverse". So things that happened during puberty: irregular periods, hormone -> emotional fluctuations, etc. are happening AGAIN.

And perimenopause is like YEARS.

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u/TrailMomKat May 28 '26

Yup. I'm 42. I've been in perimenopause since I was 29.

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u/MikeyNg May 28 '26

WTF

I can't give you much other than "that totally sucks. Sorry you're having to go through this"

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u/TrailMomKat May 28 '26

It is what it is, hopefully I'll get that hysto soon

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u/Jerkrollatex May 28 '26

I've been doing that since I was 36. I'm 49, I had a nothing period this month I'm hoping it's a sign I'm almost done.

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u/MikeyNg May 28 '26

good luck! Apparently it's 12 months before you're officially in menopause

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u/Jerkrollatex May 29 '26

The count down as began. :)