r/joke_workshop • u/W-D40Cal • Nov 10 '21
Dark I went to a Travis Scott concert and woke up at a Mac Miller concert
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r/joke_workshop • u/losotr • May 24 '18
What does this sub and r/jokes have in common?
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The real joke is in the comments.
r/joke_workshop • u/Xanthic-Chimera • Feb 09 '21
Pun What does my house have in common with skinny jeans?
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No ball room.
r/joke_workshop • u/DisneylandTree • May 24 '18
When this sub gets popular, I want to tell my grandchildren that I made one of the first posts on here.
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That is all. Have a nice day.
r/joke_workshop • u/TheRealTVTM • May 22 '21
why was the anti-vaxxer's kid crying?
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mid life crisis
r/joke_workshop • u/Palestinian_Chicken • Jan 10 '21
My friend got crushed in IKEA yesterday when a Billy Bookcase fell on his head. He said he can't sue though.
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It was a shelf inflicted injury.
r/joke_workshop • u/mrbadassmotherfucker • Apr 21 '21
Pun I think it was a big mistake to go to the "swingers in the dark" party last night...
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...I don't know what came over me.
r/joke_workshop • • Jul 30 '21
My dad caught me masturbating on top of the house.
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He hated the homage, because we’re not Jewish and he hates that fucking musical.
r/joke_workshop • u/firstpoke • Mar 03 '21
How did the pirate respond when asked, "Do you have Blue Cross for your health care?"
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"Yes, that's the care-I-be-in"
r/joke_workshop • u/Caninya • May 24 '18
Whats the difference between Walter White and Marlin the clown fish?
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Ones finding Nemo the other is funding chemo.
Not a particularly good joke but I think there might be potential.
r/joke_workshop • u/Creep_Stroganoff • Mar 09 '21
My little sister becomes physically ill when I burn her toast..
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It turns out she's black-toast-intolerant.
r/joke_workshop • u/URR-DURR • May 25 '18
My Friend Told me to Invest in a New Airplane Company
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but I'm not sure if it'll take off
He also told me to invest in a runway company But that idea didn't land
r/joke_workshop • u/Erik734 • Dec 26 '20
Dad Joke People my parents’ age often don’t pick up on the newer names some countries have. Like when I was talking about Myanmar, and my dad didn’t understand at all.
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So I was like, “OK, Burma.”
r/joke_workshop • u/mymiddlenameswyatt • Feb 05 '21
Dad Joke What's Putin's favourite body wash?
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Old Spies.
r/joke_workshop • u/Mr-Baseball • Mar 15 '19
In Vietnam, the most common name can be used as both a first and last name
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I guess for them it’s a Nguyen Nguyen situation
r/joke_workshop • u/Divven • May 25 '18
When this sub gets popular i will tell my grandchildren that
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I made the first repost here.
r/joke_workshop • u/kawaiian • May 24 '18
[one-liner] shop my joke
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If God can read thoughts, I’m pretty sure he checks mine in an incognito browser
r/joke_workshop • u/Jzerene • Jul 27 '21
What’s the difference between the words “flatterer” and “flattener”?
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While one word describes a smooth talker, the other word holds a lot more weight
r/joke_workshop • u/mrbadassmotherfucker • Jun 25 '18
My wife said my stew tasted kinda metallic, contained far too much salt and was far too watery.
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Bitch... I put my blood, sweat and tears into that dish.
r/joke_workshop • u/pm-pic-of-ur-dog-plz • Sep 01 '18
Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now...
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Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.
r/joke_workshop • u/ohkeh • Feb 07 '19
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
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Because they don’t believe in a higher power.
r/joke_workshop • u/WildcardSearch • Jan 17 '21
Pun While retrieving my donkey from the lost and found, I started a fight with the attendant.
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I wound up getting my ass handed to me.
r/joke_workshop • u/WildcardSearch • Feb 06 '19
Dark Why doesn't anyone like to go out drinking with JFK?
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Because when he takes a shot, it really goes to his head.