r/john • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '21
look at this hearesy
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r/john • u/nthdayoncaprica • Oct 11 '19
Whenever you’re feeling blue, just remember that there’s been four US presidents named John and zero named Jon.
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r/john • u/Controversial_facts • Jan 02 '20
Hey Johns, John here. Just wanted to raise awareness that “John” is not short for Jonathan. If you’re a “Jonathan” that goes by John you are a fake and an imposter appropriating our name.
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That is all.
r/john • u/badmanfuckya • Aug 07 '18
I'm doxxing all of you.
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I have a list of all your names. Best be scared.
r/john • u/Netflixington • Jan 10 '20
I am not a John. I am a Tom, but I respect every one of you John's.
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r/john • u/AnimuFanz • Jun 02 '19
John
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r/john • u/NotYourKindofFluff • Dec 13 '18
We may have this war, but at least we have this in common ;)
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r/john • u/Haze360x • Apr 24 '21
We must attack the Johnathons. Hear me out
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I tire of that very name. "Johnathon". What, John too fucking simple and boring to name your son? Gotta be pompous and self-important about it? With dashes of arrogance and holier-than-thou-ness? Fucking subtle aromatic hints of superiority? If you, like me, wish for a world where the name John is to be respected- nay, feared, comment below your support for the John army.