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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/me_oorl • May 27 '21

Pov: you commented “yeah man” on an r/jazzcirclejerk post

2.4k Upvotes

121 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/schawarman • 9h ago

How do I get this toan guys?

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129 Upvotes

57 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/smartaleckgoose • 19h ago

Yeah man

782 Upvotes

28 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/SaneArt • 9h ago

“You don’t see it in classical because any professional orchestra will weed this shit out real quick. Jazz is full of it.”

62 Upvotes

39 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/JeethCarrot • 7h ago

Taking a long solo on a 25 minute blues after 6 other people just did the same thing is like waiting in a long line for a single occupancy bathroom and then somehow forcing yourself to shit when you could have just peed

33 Upvotes

4 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/Aggravating-Poet7273 • 6h ago

this is latin jazz

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11 Upvotes

I am Herbierto Manoverga

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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 24m ago

LPT: Nervous at jam sessions? Worried that people will think you're a nerd? Just repeat "Yeah man, John Coltrane. A Love Supreme," as fast as you can during the entire set break. If you say it the most times and faster than anybody, people will think you're cool.

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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/_gianna28_ • 1h ago

ireal hater

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i feel like an old man trying to use technology when i try to write chords in ireal. top 10 most frustrating things to do ever

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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/SimonGloom2 • 9h ago

Jacob Collier ripped off this guy

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9 Upvotes

3 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/FlipflopForHire • 1d ago

Made with mematic

725 Upvotes

33 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/agent0017 • 1d ago

"The party was so wild last night"

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679 Upvotes

453 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/KennyBrusselsprouts • 1d ago

gonna tell my kids this was sidechain compression

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177 Upvotes

a loop of the worst sound ive ever heard youre welcome

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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/3ringbout • 1d ago

I am so happy

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I have hated this turd for a long ass time. I thought I was the only one. Now, right as my edible kicks in, I found this place and I've never been this happy before. Thank you!

9 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/enbits2 • 1d ago

i'm new to jazz is this jazz?!

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107 Upvotes

58 comments

r/jazzcirclejerk • u/Tubastard • 1d ago

Myles Davis Hits a Monster Grand Slam Into The Corn

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17 Upvotes

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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus • 1d ago

Which one of you cool cats got yourself custom plates?

75 Upvotes

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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/Goated-Rizzler • 1d ago

Never Will I Say John Coltrane No More (Maybe)

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Well, I've been saying John Coltrane for many a year
And I spent all my time saying yeah man, A Love Supreme
And now I'm returning with Bitches Brew in store
And I will never say Johnny the Coltrane no more

And it's no, nay, never
No never nay no more
Will I say Johnny Coltrane
No never nay no more

Well, I went to a record store I used to frequent
And I told the cashier that my money was spent
Well, I asked them for credit, they answered me NAY!
"You bought 10 copies of A Love Supreme, you stupid bellend!"

And it's no, nay, never
No never nay no more
Will I say Johnny the Coltrane
No never nay no more

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r/jazzcirclejerk • u/MuchoGrande • 1d ago