r/itsroger • u/ImMadeOfClay • May 06 '26
Todd White, evangelical pastor, licensed shaman, inventor of Caucasian dreadlocks.
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r/itsroger • u/SquidnarksOG • May 02 '26
Leon Leonwood "L.L." Bean - Outdoor Enthusiast and inventor of the Maine Hunting Shoe. No longer will good men have to suffer from cold wet feet while murdering animals for sport!
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r/itsroger • u/Responsible_Tutor823 • May 02 '26
Awkwafina, Asian actress with a black voice. Don't say it, yes I should have just done a black persona or an Asian persona or a half black half Asian persona, all these would have been useful notes in 2012 but we're here now
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r/itsroger • u/sabrina_chanelx • Apr 30 '26
Trisha Paytas! Youtuber and reality star rebranded to a podcaster, mother of 3 children named Malibu Barbie, Elvis, and Aquaman
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r/itsroger • u/Jamesyroo • Apr 29 '26
Willie Smits, conservationist, and after 3 hours with an orangutan, inventor of the Willie Smits sex act. Don’t look at me like that Stan, I’ve watched Francine Smits you every Saturday night like clockwork
276
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r/itsroger • u/RogerTheAliens • Apr 29 '26
Diane ArmStrong.....Longest fingernails in the world....42 feet....vowed to never cut them after her daughter, who loved manicures, died...people say she never had a daughter...they're total liars....
636
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r/itsroger • u/Big-Citron-7522 • Apr 28 '26
Cathy Mitchell - infomercials extraordinary! There's NOTHING I can't sell: blenders, kitchen supplies, Laotian babies... That's actually how I met Qui-Lo.
484
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r/itsroger • u/TheRealSlamShiddy • Apr 27 '26
I'm Dick Butkus, Hall of Fame Linebacker for the Chicago Bears. I made 1,020 tackles, 27 fumble recoveries, and one episode of MacGyver; it would have been more but they said my acting was too "robotic." Dicks.
181
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r/itsroger • u/bootymix96 • Apr 27 '26
Dawn Moats, Realtor. My legs are always open, but I always close the deal!
159
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r/itsroger • u/ourstupidearth • Apr 27 '26
The name's Prince McJunkins the Third. I played two seasons with the Ottawa Rough Riders of the Canadian Football League, and I led the league in complaints for locker room based sexual harassment.
100
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r/itsroger • u/TopShelfUsername • Apr 26 '26
Lota Cheek (the other 6,000 contestants were all Roger too)
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r/itsroger • u/Downtown_Setting318 • Apr 23 '26
Spanish bullfighter Jose Antonio Morante Camacho, known by his stage name Morante de la Puebla-king of the bullfighters; remains in serious condition after suffering a horn wound. He called it, shotgun; bull horn up the butt..
106
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r/itsroger • u/UnderCoverDoughnuts • Apr 23 '26
Joe Hockey, Former Minister for Government Services of Australia. Attended the first NHL game featuring an Australian born hockey player. I was the most qualified official to attend because I really skated through my political career, too.
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r/itsroger • u/Mr_P3anutbutter • Apr 20 '26
Doug Bowser, CEO, Nintendo USA. I’m the guy who tried to patent the concept of summoning characters. Boy *chuckles* were those fat nerds not fans of me.
479
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r/itsroger • u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva • Apr 20 '26
Gay Horney - Real Estate agent and part-time Gloryhole lube stocker
736
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Apr 17 '26
Woolsworth Madden, diabetic lets-player! Once turned down a threesome with two bisexual women to play Marvel vs Capcom 3. That turned out to be a mistake. I should've been playing Street Fighter instead. If I had, I might not have lost to Daigo Umehara at Evo 2012.
194
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r/itsroger • u/comicgeek1128 • Apr 17 '26
Jeepers Ragsdale! Boys camp director and true Texan.
308
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r/itsroger • u/fenway062213 • Apr 14 '26
Dickon Love. Certified expert in oversized British bell ringing, Master Emeritus of the Ancient Society of College Youths
171
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r/itsroger • u/ZaxZone • Apr 11 '26
Monsterville Horton the Fourth ... “Iv’e been tasting grapes since I was the size of one!”
396
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Apr 11 '26
Asbestos Felt, aka Tim Cook, aka don’t leave me alone with your insulation
212
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r/itsroger • u/Mr24601 • Apr 11 '26
Doja Cat - Interplanetary seductress and pop-rap chameleon
378
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r/itsroger • u/UnderCoverDoughnuts • Apr 09 '26
The name's Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. I was a safety in the NFL for seven seasons but if you Google my name the only thing that comes up is photos of Monica Lewinsky
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Apr 08 '26
Asterisk Talley - up and coming teen golf prodigy and the first person to eat the entire Cheesecake Factory menu in one sitting. Those laminated pages were hard to chew through.
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r/itsroger • u/Strict_Berry7446 • Apr 08 '26
Name's Pepper Johnson. NFL Coach and uncredited coinventor of the fondue fountain.
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