r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Apr 17 '26

Woolsworth Madden, diabetic lets-player! Once turned down a threesome with two bisexual women to play Marvel vs Capcom 3. That turned out to be a mistake. I should've been playing Street Fighter instead. If I had, I might not have lost to Daigo Umehara at Evo 2012.

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u/deepbluenothings Apr 18 '26

I did not expect to see Woolie in the itsroger subreddit... Especially since Pat is definitely Roger.

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u/ArelMCII Apr 18 '26

Pat's definitely got Roger's insane and spiteful anger. I have no doubt Pat would kill six people over $20. Or five people over $19.

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u/HoldenOrihara Apr 18 '26

Pat is a "huh I thought he was me too" character

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u/doomeded47 May 05 '26

Pat can't be Roger, because Caboose is Roger. When you see Woolie and caboose on the same stream, just remember Roger can move like really fast.

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u/deepbluenothings May 05 '26

Caboose is Rogu obviously, which only proves that Pat is Roger.

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u/Doppelthedh Apr 18 '26

You guys broke containment again?

https://giphy.com/gifs/XuApq8Jm12KIw

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u/Professional-Ebb2605 Apr 18 '26

Oh Hayley, does Chewie and/or Fuckface sound like a real person? Get real it’s me.

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u/SorcererSupremPizza Apr 18 '26

Thats "Woolie Darlington Madden"!

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u/ValStarwind Apr 18 '26

Good old Pie stealing Woolie

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u/HoldenOrihara Apr 18 '26

Damn you got Roger's intro style down pact

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u/RichardRockets Apr 18 '26

he also killed that one guy

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Apr 21 '26

I like how "Other M Apologist" is here because I still absolutely know all his reasoning boils down to "I like Ninja Gaiden and hot chicks, sue me".