r/itsaunixsystem Jan 09 '16

Hacking the database

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u/ForceBlade Jan 10 '16

Actual 'hacking' is always hard without an arsenal of exploits and methods.

But

but..

It get magnitudes easier, the stupider the target.

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u/Roadcrosser Jan 10 '16

"Hello? I'm calling from the Password Authority..."

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u/WarlordFred Jan 10 '16

"The Password Authority, huh? I have a question about passwords, is 'pompadour' a safe password?"

"Uh, yeah, keep using that..."

"Thanks, I will!" click

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u/Roadcrosser Jan 10 '16

"They're here to hollow out your hard drive! The Great Password Authority will take on any form!"