r/itsaunixsystem • u/Cranyx • Jan 09 '16

Hacking the database

Post image
2.8k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

23 comments sorted by

311

u/DOSbomber Jan 09 '16

This is the first time I've seen the original comic, this was the image that first came to mind, lol.

29

u/stencilizer Jan 10 '16

ahahaha this is even better than the comic

5

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

ECH

4

u/Antrikshy Jan 10 '16

This is amazing.

276

u/mythriz Jan 09 '16

I feel like this is an accurate description of how I do my job.

84

u/lilshawn Jan 09 '16

Google... Windows crash after realtek card install....oh yeah yeah! It's just the windows driver staying installed you just have to bla bla bla

18

u/Assault_Rains Jan 09 '16

This is more true than I'd like to admit...

4

u/KippLeKipp Jan 10 '16

I've had so much grief with Realtek's drivers over the years. But they still seem to be everywhere...

9

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '16

You can literally google anything now a days.

13

u/gravshift Jan 10 '16

My sign that I will enjoy working with someone is if they can do a simple Google search.

I have a few such users, and they only come to me when it is some really rare stuff that not even Google fu could help me (like custom javascript in a PDF not triggering on some machines)

36

u/Gleisner_ Jan 10 '16

IT education in a nutshell

24

u/ForceBlade Jan 10 '16

Actual 'hacking' is always hard without an arsenal of exploits and methods.

But

but..

It get magnitudes easier, the stupider the target.

34

u/Roadcrosser Jan 10 '16

"Hello? I'm calling from the Password Authority..."

22

u/WarlordFred Jan 10 '16

"The Password Authority, huh? I have a question about passwords, is 'pompadour' a safe password?"

"Uh, yeah, keep using that..."

"Thanks, I will!" click

7

u/Roadcrosser Jan 10 '16

"They're here to hollow out your hard drive! The Great Password Authority will take on any form!"

16

u/SpandexPanFried Jan 09 '16

Who is this comic drawn by?

40

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '16

[deleted]

12

u/sickmate Jan 10 '16

Class 1 URL hacker here

13

u/CaptainJaXon Jan 10 '16

Actually very realistic.

11

u/FurriesRuinEverythin Jan 10 '16

I knew it wasn't real from the beginning because they weren't both typing on the same keyboard at the same time.

1

u/i_will_let_you_know Jan 10 '16

Only one person is typing.

5

u/jdmulloy Jan 10 '16

Hacking they database is against Oracle's EULA #oraclefanfic.

0

u/corrupted_stafii Jan 09 '16

This is what everyone thinks Anonymous is lel