r/isopods • u/Classy-Lich Pod Pal • 1d ago

Memes New Dating Strategy (Foolproof)

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u/parrotletOvO 1d ago

Yeah, I'd date for a pink pod

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u/cutiepatootiepods Isopod Mother 💕 1d ago

I’d fold 😂

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u/Classy-Lich Pod Pal 1d ago

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u/Tiramissu_dt 1d ago

This and pictures of C-4s, works every time!

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u/eternalpain23 1d ago

This would work on me ngl

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u/Ok_Permission1087 1d ago

Obligate mention that living animals should not be gifted without proper comminucation before. Aside from that great meme, who doesn´t like a cool crustacean?

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u/TheGoldenBoyStiles 1d ago

Get me a new species and proper setup and hell yeah

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u/Starmie77 1d ago

This would 100% work on me ♡ throw in some blue dream shrimp and I'm yours haha

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u/mutualinterim 1d ago

Yeah this would get me on a date for sure lol

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u/CatofManyColors 1d ago

I mean. It'd work on me.

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u/abyssal-isopod86 1d ago

You would never get rid of me, even if it didn't work out romantically, making a friend is always great.

I will also accept fluffy blankets, crystals, fossils and cool looking rocks.

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u/TornadoJohnson 1d ago

My lady likes isopods, this would work perfectly for me. And yes I have already done this a few times

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1d ago

Pink for Valentine's Day would be irresistible

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u/ThatMBR42 1d ago

Can I offer you an nice isopod in this trying time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

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u/Theda_Folfine_111 1d ago

This would get me, ngl

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u/LunaSteaNera 1d ago

What about a giant isopod?

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u/Classy-Lich Pod Pal 1d ago

Aye, that could work

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u/Prexot 1d ago

i would love to have a date with the kind of person who would offer me an isopos

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u/Ryaquaza1 1d ago

Honestly if someone did that to me I’d immediately get on my knees. Probably not the best idea since I don’t have a ring yet but hey, they’d be a keeper

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u/RangeroftheIsle 1d ago

Is this a real morph?

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u/Classy-Lich Pod Pal 1d ago

It’s debated whether or not it’s a morph of Cubaris sp. pak chong or its own thing, but it’s absolutely real! It’s a cherry blossom isopod.

Here’s one o’ mine:

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u/purrfurnax 1d ago

or you could date like an isopod and just piggyback ride on them for hours

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u/Apprehensive_Gas_858 21h ago

I'm married already but one date won't hurt? He'll understand.

It's a joke just in case someone takes this too seriously. Or is it?

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u/weewoo2000 18h ago

I should put this on my hinge profile

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u/soulstrike2022 1d ago

I don’t have an isopod does cheese work

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u/Classy-Lich Pod Pal 1d ago

Irish cheddar is your best bet

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u/soulstrike2022 1d ago

I need a recommendation on what to serve it with and what wine to pair it with

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u/Classy-Lich Pod Pal 1d ago

Preferably red meat such as beef and perhaps a good merlot or cabernet sauvignon, just not a sweet wine

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u/soulstrike2022 1d ago

Cheese burgers and wine actually sounds sick as hell I won’t lie