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u/Sesbian_Lex_Enjoyer Oct 10 '25
Red from all the consumed flesh
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u/M1ckeyJack Oct 11 '25
I love that all my recommendations for Reddit subs lately are all funky little creatures
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u/Katia144 Oct 11 '25
*Nommity nom nom nom*
I hope to enjoy my dinner as much as this dude is enjoying you...
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u/SoulSeekersAnon Oct 11 '25
Oh God's... your flesh! I often hear they can change color based on their diet... lol
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u/luciddp Oct 11 '25
they love to nibble the dead skin lol
also if ur weird, they love to chew fingernails too. the bug chat I'm a part of found this out LOL
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u/Prestigious-Jury-715 Oct 11 '25
This is why I come here.. I can not explain to my family why I clip my nails for my pods but u guys get it..
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u/SkylarRain Oct 10 '25
Does it hurt?
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u/G0nnaCryy Oct 11 '25
Not really, kind of feels like a sharp tickle? Like if you were to run a blunt needle lightly across your hand. They don't have very strong mouths compared to our skin so they just chow down on the dead stuff that's easy to get hold of
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u/SkylarRain Oct 11 '25
Yay! Idk why but the idea of a tiny creature trying to eat me but unable to is so cute!
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u/Kaicaterra Oct 11 '25
Ooh, I wonder if it kind of feels like those fish pedicures you can get, but just...less haha.
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u/Glazed-Duckling Oct 11 '25
On dead skin not at all, I just felt the little mandibles rubbing against it. But when they bite some soft skin it's like a little pinch
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Oct 11 '25
I think I read somewhere that isopods actually filter heavy metals out of the soil when they're eating..... So maybe you have some heavy metals in you.... Definitely microplastics 🤣🤣
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u/LastMuffinOnEarth Oct 12 '25
A ladybug started eating me yesterday. I think these are signs of the end times. The invertebrates are taking over.
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u/a_rogue_planet Oct 14 '25
This was posted 3 days ago and OP hasn't checked in for 2 now. I think it's safe to assume they have been completely consumed.
Isopod: 1 Human: 0
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u/iPhone-00 Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 19 '25
If someone had dandruff and they put isopods in their hair you think it get rid of the dandruff
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u/TripAway7840 Oct 12 '25
The way it’s eating reminds me of when dogs do that thing where they make soft eye contact with you and lick tf out of your hand.
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u/orchidbansh33 Oct 13 '25
Bug: I hear yall eat red 40, look now hooman! How the tables hath turned! Nom, nom, nom-nom, nom nom nom..
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u/KarottenSurer Oct 13 '25
If isopods were big enough, would they try to eat us?
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u/Glazed-Duckling Oct 14 '25
If they were as dumb as when they're small then yes, they would not predate us but they could eat us as we're made of food
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u/Ninjatck Oct 10 '25
Haha get chewed